Original New Year's greetings without obscene and offensive jokes

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year everyone! I know that my vulgar phrases may annoy some of you, but the holiday is a time when you can not care what others think.

I wish that in the new year you can allow yourself to be your true self and feel free to express your little vulgar desires. Life is an adventure, so let's live it to the fullest and enjoy every moment.

Happy New Year and creative inspiration!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that not every congratulator will dare to utter vulgar words on this wonderful holiday, but I dared to do it.

We all know that the New Year is a time of clean slate and new beginnings, so don't be shy about your little secret desires. I wish you not only a successful start in the New Year, but also many interesting experiences that will help you unleash your secret fantasies.

Let's celebrate this day with real passion and love for each other! Happy New Year and big hugs!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I would like to congratulate you on the good old holiday, but I cannot help but utter a few vulgar phrases. The holiday is a time of joy, fun and generosity, so try not to get offended.

I wish you that your generosity will be rewarded with rich gifts of love, happiness and prosperity. Do not forget that the holiday is also a time of excitement and excitement, so vulgar fantasies can take you to unexplored lands.

Happy New Year and happy adventures!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I decided to give this congratulation some light vulgarity, but do not forget that it is still beautiful and beautiful.

I wish you the fulfillment of the most distant and innermost insidious vulgar desires every evening, emitting my dirty, loud desires in your soul that you make it even stronger and better than you could imagine.

I wish you words that there is no need to explain, that will be in the grip of constant ecstasy. And let every sexual fantasy, every passionate look, every sophisticated kiss be imprinted in your minds forever.

Happy New Year!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I would like to share in this congratulation not only my own naive wishes, but also frank, simple and beautiful vulgarities.

I think that each of us imagines his own "hot" picture of the future, crackling fireplace, cozy beds and abundant eggplant. I wish you to realize your deepest vulgar fantasies, wear outfits for your personal room, have adventures more real than any adrenaline, and live like no one else can live.

May your New Year be the embodiment of your own individual dreams that will make your eyes sparkle and your heart beat faster. And I wish you all the best in the new year!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I decided to congratulate you from my unique perspective - with some vulgarity, but extraordinary beauty. I want your New Year to be as bountiful and bright as the most lush and essential vulgar fantasies.

Let the lovers be happy in their beds, and everything in life will be like in porn films. Let there be less embarrassment in the world, and more long-sharp nights full of new discoveries!

I wish you frankness, extraordinary passion, sincere smiles and a bright flight of fancy. Happy New Year!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that many of you are prone to dirty jokes, and I want to encourage you to not be shy about your fantasies about the holiday.

After all, the time of the New Year is not only an opportunity to forget about the problems of the past year, but also a time of ungrateful sexual concretization.

Therefore, I wish you priceless delight, a sea of ​​​​sensations and pleasure. May you live to the fullest in the New Year, with Champagne and fruit, in anticipation of new discoveries.

Poems and words that do not require explanation. Happy New Year and victories!

Everyone rushed to the New Year holidays to take a break from the circular dances of everyday life and compose new vulgar versions with the University students on holidays.

Therefore, dear colleagues and friends, I wish you that your New Year will be as unbridled, uncertain and full of new forms as your fantasies themselves.

I wish you not only new victories in your career, but also new heights in your personal desires. Let this year our life be like a dizzying romance, full of unforgettable colors, feelings and personal successes that we will remember for a lifetime.

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that my words may seem somewhat vulgar, but let's remember that the holiday is a time of joy, fun and carelessness.

Therefore, I want to wish you that in the New Year you are as bold and open as your imagination. Let the rooms be cozy and hot, and the sofas soft and deep.

I wish you frankness, passion, and new wonderful gifts that will help you fulfill your every desire.

Dear friends and colleagues! The advent of the New Year is a great time when you can speak frankly and without hesitation. I know that we all have our vulgar fantasies, and therefore I want to wish you that this year they become a reality.

May your life be filled with love, passion and pleasure. I wish you full creative inspiration, many interesting adventures and everything that will help you forget about problems and enjoy life every day.

Happy New Year and New Opportunities!

Dear friends and colleagues! I want to once again congratulate you on the New Year and remind you that the holiday is a time when you can indulge in a few dirty jokes.

Therefore, I wish you not only health, happiness, and success in business, but also thankless pleasures, caresses and everything that pleases you. Let life become even brighter and more spiritual this year, and vulgar fantasies will help you overcome all difficulties.

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that our fantasies can sometimes travel to obscene places, but on this day, forget about embarrassment.

I wish you not only full glasses and nice gifts, but also sexual novelties and adventures. May the new year bring you much joy, happiness and fulfillment of desires.

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I want to wish you a life full of joy, health and harmony. But don't forget that the holiday is also a time to play a joke and say a few vulgar phrases.

I wish you lots of laughter, fun and unexpected surprises in your sex life. May the Year of the Pig be full of not only work and success, but also romance and passion.

Let every night become unforgettable for you, and every morning filled with new emotions and sensations. Happy New Year and a storm of emotions!

Dear friends and colleagues! The New Year is coming, and my soul is burning with the desire to congratulate you in a somewhat vulgar style. Yes, yes, you heard right!

I wish you that your sexual experience is richer, and your fantasies become brighter. May the new year bring you many smiles, beautiful bodies, burning kisses and endless passion.

May life become even more pleasant, and each new day be filled with pleasure and enjoyment.

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that some of you like to play pranks and express your vulgar thoughts, so let me wish you not only joy, happiness and love, but also many pleasant sexual adventures.

May the Year of the Pig bring you even more opportunities for entertainment and new erotic discoveries.

Dear friends and colleagues! The New Year is coming, and I want to congratulate you on this wonderful holiday. But apart from traditional and respectful wishes, I want to share with you free vulgar considerations.

May this year be filled with not only prosperity and success for you, but also many pleasant sexual adventures. I wish you many burning kisses, nightly orgies and new vivid impressions.

May your life be filled with passion and energy, and each new day bring you joy and pleasure. Happy New Year and free dirty fantasies!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that on this holiday everyone wants to receive many pleasant gifts and new opportunities. Therefore, I join our tradition of free vulgar congratulations and wish you not only health, success in work and happiness in family life, but also mischievous fantasies and endless erotic adventures.

Let this year be a real firework of bright emotions and unexpected events for you.

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I want to share with you free vulgar congratulations. May this year bring you much pleasure and joy in your sex life.

I wish you good days and hot nights, as well as many new erotic discoveries and pleasant memories. Let your life be filled with love and passion, and every new day will bring you new emotions and sensations.

New Year is a time of mutual love, and if you love each other, then why not beat your love in tender and passionate intimate kisses and hugs!

New Year is the time to continue, and to continue your intimate life with a new chapter is just the important holiday that is worth celebrating.

The New Year is a time of hobbies, and making sexual fantasies come true is the most exciting hobby for a couple.

The New Year is a time of joy, and organizing a real hodgepodge of sexual trials and experiments can bring indescribable joy.

The New Year is a time of madness, and secluded together on a rooftop or an unusual place can add a dose of madness and craziness to this holiday.

The New Year is a time of renewal, and a new set of intimate toys is just the right gift to renew the model of intimate life for yourself.

New Year is a time of surprises, and a gentle outing with a loved one in nature can be the most unusual and pleasant surprise.

New Year is a time of mutual understanding, and watching erotic movies together can strengthen this mutual understanding.

New Year is a holiday time, and erotic lingerie is just the gift that will festively emphasize the features of your personal life.

New Year's is the time for romance, and true romance begins when two people can stay with each other in all aspects of life, including intimacy.

New Year is the time to be yourself, and if you love yourself, no matter what it is, then why not express your sexuality and eroticism?

New Year is a time of happiness, and a person is happiest when he can enjoy harmony in his personal life.

The New Year is a time of memories, and the most vivid memories remain from shared parties, sexual experiments and erotic gifts.

New Year's Eve is a time of pleasure, and a wine cork and sex toys are all you need to enjoy together.

New Year's Eve is a fun time, and between different games it's good to forget about them and pay attention to each other.

New Year is a time of desires, and our desires can come true with people close to us, including intimate desires.

New Year is a time of love, and embodying love in bed comforts is a great choice to make this day unforgettable.

The New Year is a time of discovery, and new discoveries in intimate life can bring incredible pleasure and become the most vivid memory.

New Year is a time of secrets, and the joint study of sexual fantasies and desires can become a subtle secret in which only two will know.

New Year is a time to enjoy life, and what is not to enjoy life is to spend time in bed with your loved one.

New Year is the time for gifts, and a lovingly wrapped erotic gift can be the most original of all.

New Year is the time for family dinners, and after them you can perfectly warm up with your loved one in your arms.

New Year is a time of fun and joy, and comic vulgarities can be the funniest gift for friends.

New Year is the time to make wishes come true, and experimenting in the bedroom with a couple is one of the wishes worth trying.

New Year is a time of warmth and comfort, and delicious champagne can be a great help in achieving the desired warmth and comfort in bed.

New Year is a time to throw new ideas, and under the Christmas tree to throw each other a popular magazine for adults.

I wish you to be happy in the New Year not only at work and at home, but also in your beloved half. Cheers, my dear!

May your life in the New Year be like a joke: joy, joy, burning candles at home and groaning sofas.

New Year is not only a time for new plans and hopes, but also for new sexual experiences. Good luck with this!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that each of you is expecting something special this holiday. Therefore, I have collected for you some funny and vulgar wishes.

Let this year in the life of each of you everything develops not just well, but with boiling water! Let every day bring you new sexual discoveries and unexpected opportunities to have fun.

I wish you many generous and affectionate partners (if necessary, I can put you on the list)))))), as well as many successful and stormy dates. Happy New Year and a healthy sense of humor!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that this year many of you intend to "evolve" and expand your horizons. If you have chosen erotic "development", then I am ready to help you in this matter.

I wish you many vivid emotions and unusual situations, but do not forget about the measure, because as the great playwright said: "Too good to be true." May this year you be not only smart and talented, but also burning and passionate lovers.

Happy New Year and not too vulgar wishes from the Yolka hedgehog!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that each of you wants to get a lot of pleasant emotions and vivid impressions on this merry holiday.

So I decided to congratulate you with my humorous vulgar wishes. I wish you not only good luck in all your affairs, but also many pleasant fantasies, so that this new year you can soar in the clouds of your own erotic thoughts.

Well, in order not to get lost in your vulgar thoughts, it is better to follow the signs, they will help you not to run into the forest)))))

Dear friends and colleagues! Hello New Year! I want to congratulate you on a bright holiday and express my touching wishes. I wish you to open your hearts to love and become part of a great planetary family.

May this year a person appear in your life who will become your support and support, who will be ready to share with you his spiritual and physical qualities.

But remember that love is not only passion and vulgarity, but also patience, restraint and kindness. I wish you many heartfelt relationships and good taste in choosing your love partners.

Happy New Year and warm love!

Dear friends and colleagues! I congratulate you on Christmas time - the most generous holiday, when any person can fulfill their deepest desires. I wish you this New Year to find a person who can saturate you with love, affection and pleasure.

Let there be no place in your life for unnecessary loneliness, and let love be the motive for your actions throughout the year. But remember that love is not only an erotic attraction, but also a spiritual consent, so you need to listen to your heart and choose only those who appreciate you as a person.

Happy New Year and warmth!

Dear friends and colleagues! I congratulate you on the upcoming New Year! I want to express my touching vulgar wishes. On this holiday, I wish each of you to find your soul mate, who will warm your heart and support you in any situation.

I also wish you many pleasant and tender moments so that your every breath is full of happiness, love and satisfaction. But remember that love is not only physical pleasure, but also spiritual intimacy, so you need to find a person who will love and respect you, not only during these holidays, but also during the rest of the year.

Happy New Year and sincere love!

My dears! I want to congratulate you on the New Year and fix my vulgar wishes on paper. I wish you to find your soul mate, who will be not only seductive and sexy, but also smart and interesting.

May this year bring you not only a variety of sexual adventures, but also exciting and emotional moments that will be remembered for a long time. I also wish you to learn to be bold and self-confident, so as not to be afraid to express your desires and fantasies, so that they are not vulgar.

Happy New Year and a sense of humor to the very tips of your fingers!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I want to wish you a lot of good things this time! I wish you not only find your great love, but also learn how to communicate it correctly.

Let only those who respect you, appreciate your time and do not wait only for sexual pleasures come into your life. But, of course, let the New Year also bring you a little vulgarity, fun and pleasant moments that will give you smiles and a great mood.

Happy New Year and a sense of humor to the core!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that many of you will not give up vulgar phrases on this cheerful holiday. So I decided to congratulate you in a funny and a little vulgar way.

This year, I wish you to find your real prince or princess, with whom you can spend the nights until morning in bed, and the days in the communication of real friends.

I also wish you many interesting and spicy stories that you will definitely tell your friends at the best parties of the year. Happy New Year and great sense of humor!

My dears! Happy New Year! I know you don't mind hearing some original vulgar wishes for this fun holiday. Therefore, I wholeheartedly wish you not only health, love and prosperity, but also special vulgar moments that you will remember for a lifetime.

May this year be the best sexual year for you and your loved ones, full of pleasant and emotional moments. I also wish you to find your own special style and sincere confidence in your actions, which will emphasize your individuality and allow you to stand out from the crowd.

Happy New Year and uniqueness in everything you do!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! On this bright day, I wish you some original vulgar wishes. Let your life be full of real passion and adrenaline, which will help you to constantly stay in shape and mood, but without excess, of course.

I wish you to find your ideal soul mate, who will be not only beautiful and sexy, but also interesting and smart. May this year also be very creative and productive, creating not only works of art, but also new ideas that will help you and your loved ones reach even greater heights.

Happy New Year and good luck with all your ideas!

Friends and colleagues! Happy New Year, my dears! I know that many of you would like to hear unusual and original congratulations that will remind you of this very fun and humor of this holiday.

Therefore, I decided to please you with my first wish - may you have an unforgettable sex tonight that will be remembered for all the next years, but please do it safely.

In addition, let your creativity be endless, then you can create something truly incredible and memorable. May this year you find your true passions and interests that will fill your life with light and joy.

Happy New Year and all the best!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I want to wish you health, love, well-being and a lot of vulgar humor, which can easily turn into warmth. Let every moment this year be filled with bright emotions and amazing discoveries that will give you a new outlook on life.

And, of course, may you have many unforgettable meetings, strong hugs and passionate kisses that will create a special atmosphere and longing for the holidays.

But most importantly, let you have peace of mind and confidence in your actions, which will help you achieve your goals and dream of new achievements. Happy New Year and self-respect!

My dears! Happy New Year! I know that for many of you, the new year is a time of reset and spiritual awakening. Therefore, I decided to congratulate you with sincerely vulgar wishes that you will remember for a long time.

I wish you incredible adventures and discoveries this year, which will help you reach your potential and realize your dreams. Also, let your beautiful and sexy soulmate always be by your side and support you in difficult moments.

But may you have warmth and sincerity on this holiday, which will help you feel really comfortable and at home. Happy New Year and strong spiritual connection!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that usually vulgar wishes are associated with something provocative and obscene, but in our time, vulgarity, perhaps, has become a manifestation of sincerity.

Therefore, I want to congratulate you not only on a new beginning, but also on a new attitude to life, to openness and sincerity. I wish you incredible emotions, strong feelings, unforgettable moments and special memories that will remain in your heart for many years to come.

And, of course, may this year you have a lot of love and passion that will help you not only develop emotionally, but also grow spiritually. Happy New Year and New Feelings!

My dears! Happy New Year! I know that you always like to joke and gossip, so I can't help but share a couple of humorous phrases. I wish you this year to continue to keep your sense of humor, which makes you so attractive and pleasant.

Let your fascination with dirty jokes and fun behavior remind you that life is not only serious business, but also jokes and games. And I also wish you success in life, big incomes and pure jokes that will not offend the people around you.

Happy New Year and good mood always!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I know that jokes are serious business, but on holidays everything is allowed, so I can't help but share a few dirty phrases.

I wish you this year to receive only positive emotions and a lot of fun from life that will make you smile every day. May your home be full of joyful sounds and fun, and may your friends be always there to support in difficult times and share the joy with their jokes.

Be bold in your decisions as well as your jokes and may this year be the most original and extraordinary year of your life. Happy New Year and unrestrained fun!

Dear friends and colleagues! It's New Year's Eve and I can't get past this festive moment without cracking a few jokes. As always, I want to wish you lots and lots of laughter, because laughter prolongs life and makes it brighter and more interesting.

I wish you great success this year in jokes and vulgar jokes that will give you and your friends a lot of smiles. But do not forget that the holiday is not only a time of humor, but also a spiritual stay, so I wish you to find a balance between jokes and serious things.

And also, let you have a beautiful and sexy second half, which will finally convince you that humor is, of course, very important. Happy New Year and happy laughter!

Dear friend! I congratulate you on the New Year and offer you one interesting experiment - try to write a vulgar SMS to your soulmate! Don't worry, this is an interesting experience that can lead to pleasant manifestations of your relationship.

I wish you many creative inspirations this year, including great and vulgar anecdotes that you can share with the woman of your dreams. Don't forget that humor is an important part of relationships, and if you can joke with your loved one, it can strengthen your relationship and lead to new sensations.

And I also wish you not to blush too much when writing such messages and not doubt yourself. Happy New Year and success in love!

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Dear friend! Happy New Year, I want to congratulate you and encourage you to a creative experiment. Let your congratulations be vulgar and exciting, and their recipients will be delighted with such an unusual gift.

I wish you a lot of emotions and creative ideas this year that can cheer you and your friends up. Let each message become a small pleasant surprise for your relatives and friends, who will be grateful for your participation and attention.

And I also wish you inspiration and resourcefulness so that your sms become a real creation and give vivid emotions. Happy New Year and vulgar messages!

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Dear friend! As they say, "easier said than done", but Happy New Year I can say and you can do. Send all your friends joking greetings - it's not only fun, but also very creative.

I wish you to create many, many smiles and cheer up with my vulgar phrases. Let your creativity know no bounds and everyone will receive their own unique vulgar SMS from you.

And let's also raise a sharp question: maybe these are not vulgar SMS, but a great occasion to renew friendships that will further strengthen your ties?

In any case, I wish you courage and creativity, positive and pleasant surprises from your SMS correspondence. Happy New Year and happy writing!

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Dear friends and colleagues! We agreed on this site, each of us has his own world and his own desires, but I want to urge you not to be afraid to open up to others and show your vulgar side of the New Year.

I wish you good health, good luck and happiness in every action, adventure and a sea of ​​emotions. Send your vulgar sms or contact with an even bigger gift, because the New Year is a time when everyone pretends that they can do anything just to achieve their goals.

And our goal is to show our interest, performed at the highest level. I wish you that all your vulgar desires, which habitually hide inside, are scorched by the effect of their realization, ignite your thirst and satisfy your hunger.

Happy New Year and let every new day bring you buzz and enjoyment!

May the New Year bring you such a bunch of pleasant surprises that even in your most vulgar dreams you could not imagine. I wish that in every respect you have everything immensely bright, romantic and obscene.

May you acquire such power of passion and desire that no catch phrases can describe your condition. And even if something does not go according to plan, there will always be a compromise that will provide you with a frantic will for new vulgar adventures.

In the new year, allow yourself to remove all restrictions and constraints and give free rein to your dreams. I wish that all your desires and vulgar thoughts that will accompany you be fulfilled and come true as soon as possible.

Happy New Year and successful all-consuming intimate life!

The New Year is a time of miracles and wishes, a time when we can indulge in fun and dirty jokes. Let me congratulate you on the upcoming holiday and, at a little risk, express wishes of a vulgar nature.

I wish you such vivid and unforgettable feelings that you would like to remember this New Year for many years to come. Let each moment be much more exciting and exciting than the previous one.

I wish you to find yourself a real partner in every sense of the word and share with him not only good moments, but also those slightly vulgar desires that are hidden in our hearts.

Let our wicked thoughts become a reality, and you can fulfill your fantasies this New Year. I wish you all bodily pleasures and a sea of ​​​​emotions!

Friends and colleagues! I congratulate you on the upcoming New Year! On this day, I want to wish you not only joy, good luck and fulfillment of dreams, but also unlimited freedom of expression of your vulgar desires and fantasies.

Allow yourself to open up to 100% and get an unforgettable experience that can turn your life upside down. Let passion and desire flow freely in your life, perfectly matching every desire and bringing real pleasure.

Don't be afraid to be yourself, show your vulgar side and get whatever you want. With an irresistible heart and courage, you can achieve anything you want.

Happy New Year and let this holiday be the beginning of a new stage in your lives based on freedom and maximum pleasure!

May this New Year be a real source of pleasant impressions for you. I want to wish you that the whole year will be filled with pleasant vulgar surprises that can kindle your thirst for new experiences and sensations.

May you find your ideal partner who can fully understand and support you in any situation. Let's discover new facets of sexuality and pleasure! Let your thirst become the main source of pleasure, and problems will dissipate like smoke.

Happy New Year and may your life become truly bright and eventful!

The New Year is a special time when each of us wakes up with a trembling expectation of miracles. Allow me to congratulate you on this significant event and, after a little risk, express the most pleasant, vulgar wishes.

I wish you not only real and vivid emotions, but also unbridled pleasure. Let's discover new facets of sexual life and get an unforgettable experience that will inspire us to new achievements in the new year.

Let our natural thirst for pleasant sensations not leave us for a minute, and let us get all the joy from life. Happy New Year and may you have an experience that will change your idea of ​​sex and lead to a new level of pleasure!

Friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I am glad that on this holiday I can express cool vulgar wishes aimed at real satisfaction. I wish everyone that your vulgar fantasies become a reality, so that you find your ideal half, with whom you can really enjoy sex.

Let this year be a year of real discoveries and enjoyment, full of positive feelings. Let's forget the old norms and allow ourselves to be open and free, ready for new adventures and experiences.

Happy New Year and may this year be the year of cool vulgar wishes, sweet adventures and everything that brings real pleasure!

Friends and colleagues! With coming! Let this year not only become for you the beginning of a new stage in your career and personal life, but also be a pleasant time, the discovery of new boundaries in sexuality.

I wish you full satisfaction from your sex life, more and more new experiences and variety. Allow yourself to be open and free, ready for adventure and unexpected twists and turns.

May all your vulgar dreams and desires that you kept a secret become a reality. On this holiday, let's leave all norms and prejudices, open as many faces as possible and jump over all borders.

Happy New Year and let only the best impressions await you, which will turn your idea of ​​​​sex and inspire you to new achievements!

Dear friends and colleagues! Happy New Year! I am glad that we have gone beyond the usual congratulations and will be able to express the coolest vulgar wishes.

May this year be the beginning of new achievements and discoveries for you, but also allow you to fully reveal your vulgar side. I wish you real passion and happiness in your relationship, as well as getting to know someone who can give you a real pleasure experience.

Let's not be shy and enjoy life to the fullest, there is nothing to be afraid of! Happy New Year and let your life become a real spark, unexpected twists and pleasant surprises!