Informal New Year greetings: witty and humorous

Dear friends, let's start this congratulation on the Old New Year from scratch. We have a lot of new things coming up this year. I don't know what to expect, but I'm sure it will be something incredible.

As the saying goes, "Let's meet the New Year cheerfully, and the Old Year - quite vulgar." So why not start this year with the nastiest jokes and anecdotes? Isn't it easier to start the year with laughter and fun?

Let's forget about the problems and troubles of the past year, and today we will only laugh and have fun. The New Year is a new chance to be better than we've been before, but first let's celebrate it in the style that suits us best!

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I offer you an unusual congratulation on the Old New Year! Of course, we all love traditions, but sometimes we need to uncork a bottle, relax and let our wild imagination run wild.

Therefore, my dears, let's confess - which of us loves dirty jokes? I am sure that everyone laughs at such jokes, regardless of their religion or nationality.

So let your New Year's greetings be filled with clumsy movements and traditional wishes. We can always return to traditional forms of congratulations when we are sober. And now let's have fun together and celebrate this significant day with laughter and fun.

Dear friends, dear acquaintances, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! Any holiday is a great occasion for fun and joy, but this year our congratulations should be special.

This year we are celebrating two new years instead of one. This seems to be a year of discovery and new beginnings, and I hope that this applies not only to careers and personal achievements, but also to improving our relationship with each other.

So let's start this year with laughter, generous kisses and congratulations that will cheer everyone up! And remember that this year may all your dreams come true, and may good luck and prosperity accompany you throughout the year!

Dear friends, I sincerely congratulate you on the Old New Year! The New Year is a fun and unforgettable holiday when we can relax, enjoy life and catch up on the year.

This year will be filled with adventure, passion, love and a little or a lot of vulgarity. But that's all to get the year ahead. I hope that during this year you will discover many new hobbies and opportunities.

Let's not be shy to show our vulgar desires and fantasies, but do not forget that the most important thing on this day is to make each other feel good. Let your desire become an action, bright morality warming the soul with warmth. Happy New Year!

Dear ladies and gentlemen, I congratulate you on the Old New Year, I wish you a peaceful sky, breathing, charging through laughter and much more.

But, unfortunately, I cannot afford to remain silent on this subject. Beautiful vulgar congratulations should be part of this day. Well, I will not restrain my vulgar thoughts and wishes.

Let this year be full of passion, experiments and unusual emotions. For tonight, we can forget about sweets and tangerines, and just let ourselves enjoy what surrounds us. Let's forget about all the problems for a while and enjoy this bright, unforgettable holiday!

Dear friends, dear acquaintances, I am happy to congratulate you on the Old New Year! New Year is always a solemn moment in our lives, a day when we feel an incredible sense of magic and opportunity.

But fortunately, this year does not have to be all spiritual and educational, at this moment there is a place for beautiful vulgar congratulations. Therefore, my dears, let me speak in the most vulgar way that I can.

Let true love plunge you into that very atmosphere this year, when everything around seems especially beautiful and wonderful. May you experience the pleasure of temptation, a significant improvement in life in the hands of your beloved. Let's meet this year in the style of crazy fun and unbridled happiness!

Dear readers, friends and relatives, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! This holiday united all of us into one powerful unity.

Let's start this year with the most vulgar and sinful desires, so that at the end of the year we can joyfully understand what we have achieved.

May happiness, health and well-being revolve around you in your new year, being the precious gifts that you will receive from the very first day. Vulgarity is just entertainment that will allow us to enjoy this amazing holiday with all our friends and loved ones.

So let's quickly finish our glasses and plug this day with those very desires so that we can repeat all this again next year. Happiness and good luck to you in the new year!

Dear friends and colleagues, I congratulate you all on the Old New Year! I am sure that the warmth and joy of this day will exceed all your expectations.

And before we continue this evening, I would like to send the most vulgar wishes to all present. May your year be passionate, bright, filled with love and new, unexplored adventures.

Let's enjoy every moment, let's be carefree and free, let this day be memorable, filled with a lot of positive emotions, generous kisses and kind words. And even if at some point our legs are baked from dancing or our heads are spinning from excess, never forget that kindness and love can work wonders. Best wishes for life.

Dear friends, dear guests, it's time to congratulate everyone on the Old New Year! On this festive day, I can afford a few vulgar and most intimate words to decorate this day with my love and warmth.

Let's celebrate this new year in the style of pleasant memories, excitement before the pleasant and mysterious. And on this day, let's not hide our deepest desires, even if they seem vulgar or forbidden.

Let this year we expect bright, incendiary parties and passionate adventures that will never be forgotten. Of course, the main thing is that we all be healthy and happy, so that this year is not only vulgar, but also optimistic. Best regards and most sincere wishes!

Hurrah, dear friends! Happy Old New Year! On this magical day, I have the opportunity to send the most vulgar and secret words to everyone!

I wish you to remember this new year with bright, unforgettable, and most importantly, shocking moments! I believe that style, or rather, vulgar jokes, are also sometimes needed by us to relax and enjoy pleasant fun.

May this year be happy, emotional, bright and memorable for you. Let's not only be free, but also open to new moods and wishes. Let this year be the impetus in your life to start living the life you have always dreamed of!

With best wishes and boundless generous spirit!

Happy Old New Year, dear friends! On this holiday, I cannot ignore the topic of vulgar congratulations, no matter what you think of me after that.

Let's start this year with laughter, borderline jokes and erotic jokes. Let's raise our spirits to the maximum and be open to new adventures! Let this day become bright and memorable, and you turn the world upside down!

May this year be filled with love, passion and unforgettable moments with delicious kisses. Let every moment of your life become unforgettable and memorable! I wish you real explosive love, courage, risk and the most frank happy life!

Good evening, dear friends! Happy Old New Year! I know that this day is one of the most majestic and significant holidays of the year, so let's celebrate it in a special way.

Today I want to send the most vulgar wishes to everyone present. May this year be filled with pleasure, excitement, affection, pleasant surprises and gifts. Also, don't forget that profanity can undermine friendships, so let's be careful with it.

But the main thing - let this year be truly bright and memorable, filled with a lot of positive emotions, generous kisses and kind words. Be brave and free, enjoy every moment.

May this year be the best in your life and bring good luck, love and happiness. Best wishes for life!

Hurrah, dear friends! Happy Old New Year! This day is perfect for leaving all the problems, difficulties and vulgarities of the past year.

Let's start the year with laughter and enjoyment. May this new year be filled with pleasure, passion and pleasant surprises. Spend this year with friends and loved ones and enjoy every moment of life.

Do not forget that things happen in life that are not always easy to explain and describe. But this is completely normal, since we are all individual and each of us has his own view of this world.

So, my dears, I wish you a lot of fun, adventure and fun! Let this year be a real gift for you and bring a lot of laughter, pleasure and new experiences! Best wishes!

Happy Old New Year, dear friends! On this day, I propose to once again enjoy life and give each other smiles and funny congratulations with hidden overtones.

Do not forget that the New Year holidays are the time when you can open a new bottle of drink, forget all your worries and just enjoy life. Let's close our eyes to the format, tie knots of ties and get down to hackneyed jokes!

Dear friends, I wish you the most vivid memories, explosive happiness, spicy looks and real tender moments. May every day be filled with joy and pleasure! Best wishes!

Good afternoon dear friends! Happy Old New Year! On this day, I propose to relax a little, leave all worries and allow yourself to laugh at jokes about vulgarity.

Let's put on a real show full of fun and gags! May this new year bring us many joyful moments, kind words and generous kisses. Let there be a lot of affection, passion and unforgettable parties.

Let's not dwell on stereotypes and prejudices. Let us allow ourselves to be bold, open and sincere in our desires and fantasies. Invent new fun, experiment and try unusual things.

So, my dears, I wish you all incendiary dances, pleasant company and vulgar jokes! May this year be your happiest, emotional and unforgettable! Best wishes!

My dears, I congratulate you on the upcoming Old New Year! On this day, I want to invite us to have a small party without constraint and safety. Let's take a break from work and worries, forget about all the problems and difficulties.

Let's light candles, sounds and lights of fun, forget about the next day and just enjoy the present moment. Let the long-awaited Old New Year each bring us new impressions and sensations.

Do not forget that we are all people, we have our desires and fantasies. This new year is an opportunity to realize all the wildest dreams and wishes. Let's live without prohibitions and constraints, may all our wishes come true this year.

So, my dears, I congratulate you on the Old New Year and wish everyone to open their vulgar side, not being afraid to make an unusual and sometimes unexpected choice that will bring a lot of joy and pleasure! Best wishes!

Happy New Year, dear friends! May this day be filled with fun and enjoyment. I want to wish you a Happy New Year and let loose our wild side that is hidden deep within us.

Let's light candles, turn off the lights and shout at the top of our voices! Let's drop all shyness and forget about merciful slaps! May this new year be an opportunity for us to accept who we are and show our vulgar side.

So, my friends, I congratulate you on the upcoming Old New Year and wish you endless fun and enjoyment! Let it become for us an opportunity to be innocent and sinful at the same time, and vulgar jokes will allow us to accept ourselves and others without any restrictions.

Dear friends, Happy New Year! We all need an outlet after this difficult year, so I offer to please each other for free with vulgar congratulations. After all, without sometimes getting sick of vulgarity, life would be boring and monotonous.

So, my friends, are you ready for an adventure? May this year be a real celebration of our freedom, fellowship and enjoyment. Let every evening be filled with fun and adventure, and vulgar jokes and laughter be an integral part of our celebration.

Do not forget that we are all people, we have our desires and fantasies. May this year be an opportunity for us to realize all our wildest dreams and wishes. Let's live without prohibitions and constraints, may all our wishes come true this year.

So, dear friends, I congratulate you on the upcoming Old New Year! May this year become a continuous celebration for us and envelop us with common fun and recklessness! I wish you endless fun and enjoyment!

Old New Year is a holiday of magic,
Which is filled with light and warmth,
May luck be with you this year
Happiness, love and health to all on earth!

The old year will go away forever
New Year will bring only joy,
May every moment be filled with joy
With warmth and love, I congratulate everyone!

New Year is the time to do something new
Enjoy every moment of life
May this year be peaceful and prosperous
Happiness, joy and love to all on earth!

The old year is gone, the new year is here
May this year be a lot of fun and joy,
Let the music play, the guests have fun and drink wine,
Happy New Year to all, I congratulate you!

We need dancing on millions of snowflakes
May every sound of the melody bring good luck and good mood,
May dreams and desires become reality
Happy New Year, congratulations to all!

The old year has gone to a well-deserved rest,
The New Year will bring us many joyful moments and mutual understanding,
Let life be bright and carefree
Happy new year from all our company!

The tiger is a symbol of the coming year,
He can be well known
He knows how to succeed
Gives health and happiness, as well as love and warmth!

Farewell, old year, let our success be reckless,
New Year will bring new emotions and life tanks,
We wish everyone health, sweets, carelessness and joy,
May all dreams and desires come true, may all dreams come true!

Winter cold outside
And we have warmth and fellowship in our souls,
Everyone who is dear to me celebrates
"Old New Year" - a time of meetings and abundance!

The old year is gone, the new year is here
May it bring only joy and happiness,
May our dreams come true
Happy New Year of the Tiger, I congratulate everyone!

The old year is gone, the new year is here
Our house will be filled with a holiday,
Let the songs sound, surprises will surprise
We wish you all happiness, joy and fun!

It's a new year, it's time for change
You can change your life for the better
May there be many new discoveries
Happiness, love and health to all of us on earth!

Old New Year is the time of romance
Meetings and surprises, many gifts,
Let this new year be a housewarming
Happiness, joy and love in every home!

New Year is the time to do miracles
Give gifts to friends and family
May there be a lot of laughter and fun
We wish you all happiness, kindness and love!

The old new year has finally arrived
All dreams and desires have become reality
May every evening be full of surprises
Happiness, love and health to all without exception!

The old year says goodbye exactly at midnight,
Snowflakes and stars sparkle in the sky,
A kind word this evening is an acquaintance,
May the New Year be full of joy and happiness!

The tiger came as a guest to our homes,
He wants to play a lot and rejoice,
May he be our true friend
And we will always be happy and healthy!

We celebrate the old new year,
Here and now the sound of flakes and sunset festival
Year of the beauty, adopted by Rod,
Good and happiness - we wish you with all our hearts!

New Year's is a time to get together
Have fun, sing songs and dance,
Let there be many gifts and surprises,
Happiness, love and health to all of us in this world!

The old year ends, the new year begins
Let love warm your soul
The fire of the Christmas tree fills with light,
Let success and luck be your faithful companions!

Here comes the end of the old year
But in the soul there will be memories of only good moments,
A new year is coming, a new chance and a desire to win,
May every home and heart of everyone be filled with joy!

Old New Year is a kind of holiday,
Which is known and familiar to many,
We wish him good luck today
Harmony, love and moments of happiness!

In the old new year - so you want to smell like snow,
Let endless dreams
Why can everything burn so strongly,
From wishing everyone only victories!

We hasten to congratulate everyone on the Holiday,
Happy New Year Old, New!
May all your dreams come true this year
We wish you all happiness, health, success!

We celebrate the old new year,
How much joy this evening!
Change of year is a good time
Congratulations to all, do not forget to wish friends, relatives!

Winter evening, blizzard, tangerines, because you wish everyone a Happy New Year,
Do not forget to wish everyone health and fun,
Good luck in all matters, success, smiles,
And may this year be happy for you and all your loved ones!

Merry holiday, races, games, gifts,
"Old New Year" - the holiday of Good Souls,
May all your dreams come true
In the new year - good luck, new successes, new victories!

There is a snowstorm outside, the wind is blowing, snowmen are being built by daredevils.
Try a lot of goodies this evening of Treats.
With all my heart I wish you good luck
Fun, prosperity - Year of the Tiger" wish "inquisitive"!

There is a term in our vocabulary
It means "happy rise":
"Old New Year" - an integral holiday,
Happiness and health - all the most important things cannot be forgotten!

The old year is just sweet
and this year - just "womfetka"!
May Michele be hugged tightly
and the Christmas purse will be generous!

Dear gentlemen and ladies! Let this year be more vulgar, passionate and brighter than all the previous ones! I wish you a lot of love, passion and pleasure, so that every day is especially rich!

Dear friends! I congratulate you on the Old New Year! I hope that this year will be more vulgar than the last one and that you can get the most out of it!

Ladies and Gentlemen! Happy New Year! Let this year be more vulgar than the last, and let your sexual fantasies finally become a reality!

Dear friends! I congratulate you on the Old New Year! I wish this year to be vulgar than the previous one, and that all your nightly dreams come true!

Dear gentlemen and ladies, let's celebrate the Old New Year in an unconventional style! How do you imagine the first day of the year? I think it's an opportunity to laugh and spend time in a great atmosphere.

New Year for many means a lot - new beginnings, goals and dreams. But let's not forget about the fun adventures that adorn our lives.

My ladies and gentlemen, may this year be full of humor and jokes, and may every moment be lived cheerfully and with a smile on your face. I wish you all the best and a lot of good mood in the new year!

Dear friends! First of all, Happy New Year to you! And may your dreams come true! Something motivates me to wish you vulgar adventures and humor.

When this holiday comes, everyone wants to get something special. I want to offer you a lot of funny numbers that will cause both loud laughter and envy from people around.

Today we have fun with all our hearts and see off the old year in a humorous way. Let's keep all this fun atmosphere on a permanent basis!

Dear friends, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! We welcome the year of great opportunities and funny jokes. On such a wonderful day, I can't help but share with you a little of our open humorous culture.

Jokes about men and women, as well as funny anecdotes, are all very funny, and I hope that our humor will help create a groovy mood during the celebration of this anticipated day.

I wish you many happy moments in the new year. May every day bring you only joy and pleasure!

Dear friends, dear acquaintances, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! Like the start of a race, celebrating the New Year means victory and new achievements for us.

But at the same time, this is the day when we must show everything that we have at the deepest level. This is the moment when we should show our love and care for those close to us.

Therefore, my dears, let's express the real feelings of our hearts and enjoy the colorful moments of life. Let's share our love and have fun together!

So, my dears, let this day pass in bright colors, let your feelings be filled with love and care, and life will spin kindness and laughter throughout the year!

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! This day reminds us of our long friendship and endless fun.

Perhaps we are all subject to the hustle and bustle of the past year. However, this day is necessary for reboot and rest. Let's spend this day with our loved ones in a special way - with generosity and love.

See how easy it is to make someone happy? Perhaps just one vulgar joke or a kind smile is enough to cause sincere joy among people close to us.

So, dear ones, let's celebrate this day with passion and love, let's cultivate laughter and kindness in our lives. I wish you all the very best, may sincere joy accompany you throughout the year!

Dear friends and colleagues, I sincerely congratulate you on the Old New Year! I am sure that we are all looking forward to new exploits and successes.

However, I would like to devote some time to those who always cheer us up - our loved ones.

Let's show our soul mates that we love and appreciate their creativity for the holidays. Let our gifts be not only useful and expensive, but also touching.

My dears, let's celebrate the Old New Year with humor and love. I wish you all the fulfillment of your desires, a lot of laughter and delightful moments with your loved ones!

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I congratulate everyone on this funny holiday of the Old New Year! After all, this is a wonderful moment to show our creative and fun personalities.

Let's please ourselves and the people around us with funny and vulgar poems, a potpourri of funny songs and a lot of interesting things. Let every smile on our faces be evidence that we are having a great time together.

My dears, I wish you a feeling of passion for life, fumes and madness on this festive day! Prepare your anecdotes, jokes, toys and anything you like, the main thing is to get in a good mood.

So, my friends, turn every moment of this day into funny and funny moments, and let laughter and fun accompany you throughout this year!

Dear friends, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! I know some of you miss holidays and fun, but this year we are giving you a second chance!

May this day be filled with laughter and jokes! Remember all the funniest jokes of your life and do something that has never been done before.

My dears, let's make this day memorable and fun! Let's put on clown costumes and have crazy parties.

So, my friends, I wish you ordinary and incredible moments that will be filled with laughter and jokes throughout the year!

Dear ladies and gentlemen, I congratulate everyone on the Old New Year! Do not be sad that the New Year has already passed, because the second opportunity to have a holiday is just as good!

This opportunity captivates us with its brevity, but at the same time, spectacularity and brightness. Let's turn life into our favorite toy and trample it, throw it, twist it and tease it!

Dear ones, on this special day of our lives, let's celebrate our funny passion for dirty jokes and fun adventures! Let the Old New Year be filled with joyful notes of our frantic personality and unexpected gifts of fate.

Dear ladies and gentlemen, I congratulate you on the holiday of the Old New Year! Since we had a great first New Year, let's celebrate this holiday even more brightly and unusually!

Let's start this year with vulgar and original jokes, jokes and poems that will be remembered for a long time! After all, boring traditions have been repeated many times, and perhaps it is time to make new ones - such as ourselves.

My dears, on this unique day, let's give each other smiles, fun and joy! May this day be filled with non-standard connections and an original approach to life. Let's celebrate it in our own way and let it stay with us for many years to come!

Dear friends, on behalf of all our friends and neighbors, I congratulate you on a non-standard and vulgar holiday - the Old New Year! On this day, let's forget about boring traditions and prejudices, and instead allow ourselves to laugh and do crazy things!

My dears, may this day bring us pleasure and joy, no matter how we celebrate it. After all, the main thing is how we feel inside, and if we feel that we are funny, then we will be funny!

Let's forget about traditional greetings and send each other funny memes while doing epic dances and singing karaoke until you drop! Our original Old New Year celebration will be with us for a long time, so let's do it our way!

Dear ladies and gentlemen, I congratulate all of you on the occasion of the Old New Year! Although this holiday is not as common, it is just as important as the traditional New Year.

Let's celebrate this day in an unusual and funny way! After all, there are so many fun and unique things happening in the old new year.

Therefore, my dears, let's start this year with original and vulgar toasts that will be remembered by us and our friends for many years to come! May this day be filled with smiles and fun, and every moment be bright and memorable.

Dear ladies and gentlemen, I congratulate you on the holiday of the Old New Year! Yes, this holiday may be vulgar, but we can find a lot of soul in it. Let's make this day less about fools and vulgar jokes, and more about sincere sincere feelings.

Probably, in order to understand the importance of this holiday, you need to stop decisively to appreciate each other, and think about what is really important in this life. And these are, of course, our close people who give light and warmth to our hearts.

Let this holiday become sincere, and not just vulgar. Let warm words sound in our congratulations that will remain with us for many years to come. Let's enjoy these moments by radiating the light that can help us realize our dreams and desires.

Dear friends, I congratulate you on an unusual holiday - the Old New Year! Yes, this date may be vulgar and unusual, however, we can find a soulful side in it. May this day be filled with sincere congratulations that will touch the hearts of each of us.

Let's start this year with soulful meetings, hugs and songs that can touch the soul. Let's remember our friends and loved ones who are always ready to support, even when it seems that no one else will help.

My dears, this holiday can be unusual and non-standard, but it can also be sincere and warm. May this day be filled with love, respect and sincere congratulations, which bring with them the wishes of happiness, health and good luck.

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I congratulate all of you on the New Year holiday - the Old New Year! Yes, this holiday may be vulgar, but we can also find a spiritual component in it. May this day be spiritual, romantic and memorable!

On this day, let's forget about the problems, about what went wrong and what else needs to be done. Let's take a moment to appreciate each other, our friends and loved ones.

Let heartfelt congratulations remind us again that in the hustle and bustle of our daily lives, there is nothing more important than the people we love. May this day be filled with joy, happiness and love.

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I congratulate you on the Old New Year, which always amazes with its madness and originality!

May this day be our moment of glory and good fortune. W we are ready to laugh at ourselves, having no idea what will happen tomorrow.

Let's forget about the realities of our everyday life and enjoy funny moments and original jokes. May our New Year wishes be filled with smiles, original ideas and cheer up everyone!

And remember that this holiday is a comic opportunity to plunge into the world of fun and entertainment, and we are ready to enjoy it together! Let's raise our glasses and dance till we drop at night!

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I congratulate you on the Old New Year, which is so loved by all originals and frivolous people! Let's not talk about how ridiculous and funny we are on this holiday. Instead, let's boldly express ourselves and be who we are!

Let this day be fun and vulgar, as it has become a tradition in our company. Let's raise our glasses to our friends and those who are always there when needed.

In the meantime, we celebrate the holiday, let's enjoy each other, jokes and smiles. And do not forget that this day should be as loud, joyful and memorable as possible!

Dear friends, I congratulate you on the upcoming Old New Year! Despite the fact that this is a comic holiday, we can celebrate it cheerfully and sincerely. Let this day pass in the best traditions, with smiles and laughter.

Let's celebrate this day the way we love it - with pleasant conversations, a glass of wine and lots of jokes that will help us relax and forget about everyday life.

So let's raise our glasses to joy, good luck and good mood! Let this holiday leave vivid impressions and memories of our funny and unforgettable company.

Dear gentlemen and ladies, I congratulate you on the Old New Year and send this sms to your device! May this year be full of pleasant surprises and unexpected gifts.

Let's fulfill the dreams we've been dreaming of for so long and spend this year together with friends and loved ones. So let's not do things that we will regret the next day, but enjoy the moment of this holiday.

I want to wish you good health, inexhaustible energy and a lot of good luck in all your endeavors. Let our vulgar jokes and funny deeds not shame us, but remind us that life without fun and laughter leaves much to be desired.

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Dear friends, I congratulate you on the Old New Year and send you this short SMS! May this day be more joyful and funny than the previous one.

I would like to wish you a sea of ​​​​smiles and good mood, even if not all wishes come true. Let every idea and every joke become a reality, even if they seem very vulgar.

On this day, let's forget about our problems and enjoy the moment. May we celebrate this holiday together, wherever we are, with smiles and laughter. I hasten to send this SMS with wishes and give a piece of the holiday to your phone!

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Dear friends, I congratulate you on the Old New Year and send this short message to you in private messages! I want to wish you many different emotions, good luck and, of course, good health!

May this year be brighter and more memorable than the previous ones. And let our vulgar questions not be a problem, but, on the contrary, a funny tradition for the New Year holiday!

I hasten to congratulate you at the very last moment, when the year has just begun, so that you can enjoy the moment and the feeling of being done! And suddenly the year will be full of sontradules? In the meantime, we don't know yet, good luck to everyone on the journey!

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Dear friends! Happy New Year everyone and throwing a party with a secret purpose... May we all experience amazing moments this year and make every dirty joke of ours come true maybe?

Let's make this year not ordinary, but unusual and memorable! Dirty jokes can not only bring pleasure, but also strengthen the bond between people. Everything we do, everything we focus our energy and attention on, has an impact on the quality of our lives.

So let's forget about everything that bothers us and enjoy this moment. Let this new year be a year of wonderful adventures, everyday joy and eighteen endings... Let's celebrate the coming of the year with humor and a vulgar touch!

Dear gentlemen and ladies! I congratulate you on the Old New Year and begin this congratulation with a good vulgar joke, which you should not be offended by. This isn't one of those jokes that's best left for the joker, so hold on tight.

Well, now seriously! In the new year, we can pay more attention to what we really like, what makes us happy and content. In addition to achieving important career success, we can take care of our relationships.

So let's enjoy the moments, share a smile and love with your loved ones, fraternize with your friends, and don't forget to add jokes and gags so that this bold and unexpected mood gives a whole new year of joy filled with fun and even tenderness sometimes... Let's meet new year with laughter and sense of humor!

Dear friends, I congratulate you on the Old New Year and send this long, vulgar message to cheer you up and add delight to this significant holiday!

This year may not start well, but we can contribute to how it goes. May every day of this year be full of fun, laughter and unexpected surprises that will give us the feeling of real life!

Let's face the future with optimism and let every vision we have in mind become a reality. Let our life be full of bright colors and wonderful memories, and not ordinary and boring moments.

And, of course, let our vulgar jokes and pom-poms not shame us or cause discontent. I wish us all to remain pure in the eyes of the opposite sex, however, do not forget to add a portion of fun and piquancy to life. Let's welcome the new year with a smile and positivity!

Dear guests, friends, acquaintances, let's congratulate each other with pleasant vulgar jokes this Old New Year! Agree that on this day you always want to especially celebrate it outside the box and in your own way.

We are all human, and sometimes we need to get away from serious thoughts and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. Therefore, let's forget about business and problems, and spend this day in light, pleasant and unexpected forms of congratulations and jokes.

Let our congratulations be filled not only with pleasant words, but also with pleasant surprises and non-standard ideas. Let this Old New Year become an unforgettable memory for each of us and help us start a new stage of life with new emotions and impressions!

Dear guests, I am glad to welcome you to this New Year's party! As you know, we all love the holidays and every new year is a kind of new stage in life. But this year, I suggest that we change the script a little and celebrate this day with a pleasant vulgar humor.

It's always nice to hear traditional wishes for health, well-being and success, but how about adding a little vulgarity to them? After all, the main thing is that we are all here together, and we have the opportunity to celebrate this significant day in a fun and unusual way.

So let's congratulate each other with a smile on our faces and don't hesitate to do so with understanding and tolerance. May this new year be filled with happiness, fun and positivity.

Dear guests, friends, acquaintances, I sincerely congratulate you on the Old New Year! This day should be filled with joy and fun, and I hope that I can make it even more enjoyable for all of you!

For me, this year is the year of bold decisions and bold hearts. I want to wish you that your heart is filled with love and joy, and that your decisions lead to positive results.

Of course, we have not forgotten about the traditional wishes, but we will add a little vulgarity to them. May this New Year's Eve be filled with tenderness and passion. Kisses and hugs are an invariable attribute of the old New Year.

So let's enjoy this day and don't forget to leave everything negative behind us and fill our lives with brighter and more pleasant moments, which we will have many more this year!

Dear friends, dear guests, I congratulate you on the Old New Year and propose to please each other with cool vulgar congratulations!

Let's start the year with a smile on our face, generous kisses and fun. Our congratulations are a great way to show that we all appreciate each other and are ready to support each other in a positive way.

May we continue to communicate, have fun and reveal each other in a new way this year! I am sure that cool vulgar congratulations will help us light the stars in the sky and start this year with calmness, energy and positive!

Dear guests, I am pleased to welcome you to this New Year's Eve party. I suggest we turn New Year's greetings in a cool, vulgar and somewhat unusual direction!

We are all here because we love holidays and funny jokes. This year, I suggest that we go beyond the traditional formats of congratulations and give free rein to our ideas and fantasies.

May this year our evening be filled with smiles, laughter and unexpected useful ideas. I hope that our congratulations will help us start this year with a great mood and positive emotions!

Dear guests, I congratulate you on the Old New Year! This day is a day of celebration, fun and jokes. Therefore, I suggest that we please each other with cool vulgar congratulations!

We are all here to get away from the routine, forget about business and fill our hearts with joy and fun. I am sure that each of you is ready for cool jokes and wishes.

May we have new joys, opportunities and emotions in the coming year, and cool vulgar congratulations will help us start this year with laughter and smiles.