Humorous poems for gifts for a man: an original way to congratulate

Perhaps there are friends among you who are fond of gifts,
Then here is an option that is 100% unique and reproachful!
Especially for a man they will pick up a powder,
Which is then mixed with beer at the same time by eye.

Well, this time he will be surprised no worse than anyone,
After all, the mug will not foam sweetly from it,
Looking cute will not stop quickly,
Rather, a positive result is associated with its meaning!

There is another option, how to congratulate a man on this day,
To do this, you need pencils or felt-tip pens.
You can draw a funny postcard with them,
Point out all its advantages and disadvantages.

Little endless "scribbles" such a gift,
They will help a man not only decorate the routine of life,
But also to show that there is always someone next to him,
Who loves and who always gives him attention!

It is not so difficult for a man to create a gift,
The main thing is that it should be unusual and funny.
And to become not only a pleasant trifle,
But at least half the day took time.

There is a wonderful idea for such a gift -
Give the man an old-fashioned Hourglass.
Let each time, looking at them, he affirms:
"Time flies like sand, it's undeniably true!"

Choose a gift wisely and with passion,
To be exceptional among all,
Without losing the beauty and fun,
After all, a man deserves such a gift, my friends!

And so that he soaked the soul of your brother, husband or friend,
We wish that the holiday left a smile all day long!
And the gift itself was at least small, but still exquisite,
And he will show the man how he is loved not only by women, but also by men.

Let's congratulate the men of the Earth, as befits them,
From the weekend week, as a wonderful gift to them,
Perhaps something unusual is needed, although what is needed depends on desires,
It is necessary to find from a huge assortment what will become a real beautiful gift.

You can try to find something on the Internet,
Or spend time at the next fair
You can buy some yummy
Or a cool thing to try to choose.

So the day came when the women decided
That men deserve gifts right and left!
So do not be shy, give a man a beautiful gift,
And let the word "thank you" for the coming joy be licked with all its might!

Let's start with the fact that a gift is not needed just to -
Choose something especially for the male soul,
What will cheer you up and bring back a smile,
And it will add a lot of colors to the daily routine.

And finally, friends, girlfriends and relatives,
Do not forget that gifts are not only mugs, t-shirts and watches,
But also a manifestation of attention and respect,
Which are expressed not only in banknotes.

Any gift can be cool and memorable,
If you put your soul, identity and your feelings into it,
Allowing a man to give not only the necessary items,
But those that will be remembered for a long time and memories will return back.

Men love gifts that will not leave you indifferent,
Something new, original, curious, funny,
That will allow them to forget about the daily routine,
And enjoy life like real guys.

But do not forget to choose gifts that are suitable in spirit,
For a man to be sincerely happy with a souvenir received as a gift,
And so that he remembers this holiday with warmth and a smile,
Which will delight him always throughout a long life.

There are so many important and necessary things in the life of men,
They have a job, home, family, friends and more
But nothing is more important than friends and family
Who are always there and support in any business.

The day has come when you can show your love
Your respect, attention, care and ingenuity,
Choosing the right gift, cool and unique,
What would be a true sincere expression of feelings!

On this day, we wish men all the very best,
Even if you have chosen a small and unobtrusive gift.
Let it be light and beautiful, strange and pleasant at the same time,
Like the most beautiful smells that you can choose on the path of life.

After all, gifts are a magical phenomenon in our lives,
Like love, which gives us strength and stories about
That in this world everything is real and good,
And most importantly - everything is possible if you really want it!

No need to give big and expensive things,
But choose something personal and cool,
To show a man that you care about him
And that it is as important to you as it is to everyone else.

Choosing a compact and unusual gift,
You can please a man and smile to dispel all spiritual anguish,
And may he feel great love and care on the holiday,
Which are expressed in bright and funny gifts, like magical moments.

Men are real workers and defenders,
Whose hearts beat to the beat of the call is not in vain and not in vain,
To provide for your families and support them at all times,
But real friends and brothers are also standing by, always!

Therefore, the day has come when you can express your love,
Choose a high-quality and original, cool gift for a man
So that he can forget about the daily routine in his affairs,
And get real joy from such a beautiful gesture.

On this day, we wish all the male sex real masculine things,
Which will inevitably be associated with adventure and fun!
Choose a gift that will make him chuckle or even laugh,
Like, for example, a funny football player at a sports festival.

And let the gift become not only a mug or a T-shirt,
But also an original and unusual souvenir that will remind you of you,
And it will cause a storm of emotions in any man, like a cool and funny bow,
Which will decorate your celebration and make it unforgettable!

Men tend to love anything that has to do with adventure,
Football, cars, alcohol and other "male" things,
But they also enjoy laughing at funny jokes,
And they can be happy with any cool gift!

So, on his birthday, wedding day, anniversary or just like that,
Give a man a gift that will make him smile,
Like a half empty bottle of beer after a hard day
Or an original car flag that catches the eye!

It's time to give cool gifts to men,
So that they can appreciate the humor and fun in their lives.
Choose funny jokes and witty jokes,
Which will not leave indifferent any of you!

And remember, don't spend too much money
To show a man your love and care.
It is important that the gift has become unique and memorable,
And he made a man smile that day and throughout his life.

On this day, we wish men all the same, what would they give,
It is important that they feel your love and care,
So that they can enjoy life and have fun,
As from the vast expanse, and from a simple thing.

Give a man a spontaneous and unexpected gift,
For example, invite him on a date or a picnic in nature,
And type in the food he likes and the drinks he drinks.
Such a gift will not cost any money,

But its value far exceeds any shop souvenir!

Men by nature love strangeness and wonder,
Therefore, you can give him an unusual souvenir or a T-shirt,
Where commander Vorobyov and the inscription "Like this cat" are printed,
What will make a man roll his eyes with laughter.

It is not necessary to pay money for such a gift,
There are many ideas, and you don't have to make an effort,
to show a man how much you love and appreciate him,
which is the main thing in this case.

Give a man a cool and free gift,
The main thing here is not so much the money side,
How much originality and courage of thoughts,
Which express your love and care.

For example, you can write a funny greeting on a postcard,
Which depicts a dancing man in a short cloak,
And his mobility and drive are greatly highlighted,
But the coolest thing is you, who does not live in poverty and is not shy about laughter.

And it's your birthday again! It's time to celebrate with style, a gift and my humorous poems! I wish you prosperity and well-being this year, my friend!

Happy Birthday man! I know that you need not just a thing, but something special that can make you smile at any moment! Here is my gift and my cool poems for you!

My congratulations fly to you on the wings of the wind, wishing you all the best on this birthday! Well, a gift and my poems will tell you what kind of fun you should match!

A gift from me and my poems are already waiting for you! Today is your birthday and I want to share my love and sincere wishes with you!

Happy Birthday, my friend! I want to wish you fun and joy on this special day! Well, a surprise from me and my poems will only add to the mood!

Today is the end of another year for you, a year that was full of emotions and excitement. Take a gift and read my poems - they will give you joy and fun for the whole year!

There is nothing better than the thought of a genuine smile on your birthday. A gift from me and poems are waiting for you - let them make your day more fertile!

My dear man! Today is your birthday, and I want to give you an original gift and, of course, some good humor in my poems!

Happy Birthday man! But do not rush to rejoice ahead of time - gifts and my unusual verse will definitely not leave you indifferent and will not let you get bored!

Today is your birthday my friend! And I want to offer you my gift and humorous poems - I'm sure they will make you smile and have a good day!

Friends are not superfluous, they are needed and your communication is incredibly valuable. Glad it is! Happy birthday! As a gift - my poems and a real surprise for you, friend!

Happy birthday, dear man! I wish that all your dreams come true and life is filled with joy! Well, my gift and selected poems will help make this day more special!

Birthday is a great day to return a dream come true, to realize your plans and get a well-deserved rest. I give you a gift and, of course, my poems!

Happy birthday my friend! I bring you a gift and these verses to make you even more fun! Enjoy your day and don't forget to smile!

I will never forget the moment I met you for the first time. Now I wish you a happy birthday and I promise to give you something special, as well as my poems!

Your birthday is the best reason to congratulate you! And for this I have prepared a special gift and funny poems that will look cool on your shelf :)

Happy birthday my man! I wish you a lot of pleasant emotions and real happiness! Here is my gift and original poems dedicated to you!

What to give a man who already has everything? Well, except for my poetry! Come soon to see what a surprise I have prepared for you!

Dear friend! Today we celebrate your birthday, and I would like to congratulate you on this wonderful event! Here is my gift and my best poems for you!

On this special birthday, I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, man! And as a gift I brought you something special, as well as poems that will make you smile!

Since childhood, I dreamed of being different, today you are so far from what you were before. We congratulate you on your birthday, our hands are holding a generous gift, but our poems are just words, but it is they that inspire the soul.

You are a cheerful, mischievous and funny man, and I'm glad that today is your birthday, here's a present for you and my poems, which I hope you like :)

We sincerely congratulate you on your birthday! Let life give you a lot of vivid impressions, and our gift and small poems will bring a smile to your face!

Dear men! Happy Birthday to You! We know you don't like sweet words, so let's just wish you the best and share some humor and gags!

You take care of yourself, you no longer have power over people, but something makes you get up every morning and do everything better - this is the love and respect of those around you! Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday and, of course, we came with gifts! But here's another bonus for you - short poems for a smile and a good mood!

Who said that a man does not want romance and gifts? Here's a present for you and nice poems from your girl!

Birthday for a man is an important event, and here is a gift for you in a reliable package! But besides this, I want to tell you the best words - I love, respect and appreciate!

Pіdrostaєsh and lita are similar to pershu, to spring, if everything is green, let your mrіy go on cheerfully, and songs, as if I'm singing to you, let them become your servant.

Happy Birthday man! A gift will bring you real joy, and my poems only want to congratulate, but without exception, smiles and laughter!

No need to buy expensive gifts
Find something cool and funny.
It can be a key holder with the image of your man,
Or a soap dish in the shape of his favorite car.

For a man, cool gifts will be
Funny gloves, a funny t-shirt or an unusual keychain.
But if you want to make a real impact,
Give him a jar of lures or a rearview mirror.

No need to buy gifts for a lot of money,
It is important that they are fun and original.
It can be funny pencils, funny pillows,
Or maybe souvenirs, reminiscent of life's little things.

If you want a gift to be memorable and cool,
Find in it tenderness and care, enclosed in light humor,
May the man who receives it feel your love and kindness,
And love you even more, like laughter to the brightest moments.

For men who are given - cool gifts,
For your man, let the holiday shut you up with gooey pasta.
Give joke mugs, cute blotters and funny t-shirts,
Let him remember you at any moment and smile instantly.

For a cool gift for a man, we need
Fantasy and a little patience as for catching fish.
You can wrap a new yeti - it's also a cool gift -
It is quite consistent with the soul and the flaming impulsiveness of the male body.

You can also give funny panties,
Which depicts a cheerful dance of a maniac,
Or an early Tetris game with new rules
Which change the whole meaning and sense of any games and machines.

When looking for a gift for men, cool options
They are successful mentally and require a minimum of material costs.
Maybe you give him a fridge magnet,
With colorful slogan like "Men Think Higher"...

He will allow you to look into his inner world,
And will give a pleasant nostalgia for the student years.

To surprise and please a man on this day,
It is not necessary to buy cool and expensive gifts.
Coolness and humor are sometimes much more valuable,
They refresh the look and make you smile fresh.

Give men cool gifts with humor,
For example, a priceless gift - a set of different masks,
Or an unusual bread press - a playful gift,
But the most important thing is concern, which is expressed as if very articulately.

Of course, it is important that the gift is funny and fun,
But it should also be caring and cordial.
You can prepare a handmade gift,
For example, a book describing his profession and personality.

Or you can work hard and decorate a gift especially for him,
For example, draw on it the hero of your favorite movie.
In any case, the main thing is to show your care and attention,
Which every man will understand, no matter what he is - touching or funny.

If you want a man to never forget your gift,
Then fill it with warmth, care and funny humor.
Make underwear funny and beautiful,
Make a t-shirt with an inscription related to his hobby.

In general, be creative and come up with
As many gift options for your man as possible.
The main thing is your desire and personal approach,
Which will make your gift not only cool, but also special.

A gift is always pleasant and touching,
Especially when it is made from the heart and soul.
Such a gift will be a sign of love and attention,
Made with humor and care for sure.

For men, look for warmer and more caring gifts,
Make them funny, add that humor.
For example, you can draw unusual drawings on the toaster,
So that he smiles in the morning and lives calmly.

And, of course, you need to add a little humor as a gift,
So get ready to surprise your man on this day.
You can give him a book that tells about the bright moments of his life,
Presented in an unusual form of a spectrogram for "language".

Or give him a beach ball that says "Summer Champion"
Which will be a practical and fun gift for a man.
Feel free to use your humor and come up with something original,
After all, this is a holiday on which you need to make as much laughter as possible.

Give a man something unusual and funny for the holiday,
So that he can forget about work and problems for a while.
For example, you can give a watch that does not show the time,
Instead, every time he looks at them, he laughs.

Or you can give him a dancing bear on a magnet,
Which will cheer him up and bring a lot of good mood.
A man will love to receive a croissant-shaped pillow as a gift,
Which not only looks funny, but will also be very comfortable for sleeping.

Men tend to love jokes and jokes,
Therefore, a gift that will bring smiles is always worth its weight in gold.
You can give a funny mug with a picture or an inscription,
Which will warm the mood even on the gloomiest day.

Or maybe a village generator,
What makes eyes sparkle and rejoice for a long time,
It will also lead to a rustic wind up,
Start as much time as you like and you always remember this.

If you want to give a man something completely unusual and unique,
Then I recommend choosing gifts that are distinguished by their uniqueness.
You can order an individual painting created especially for him,
Or a beautiful and original pendant with a symbolic meaning.

You can also give a personalized gift, such as a watch with a name,
Or a bracelet with an engraving of a favorite work of a famous author.
It is not necessary to buy an expensive and luxurious gift,
Best find something that touches his soul and heart,

Such a gift will be unforgettable, and a man will remember it all his life.

If you want to give a man real emotions and a huge boost of energy,
Then choose active gifts and trips that will fill his life.
You can arrange for him an extreme trip or an airplane flight,
Or give a diving course or the opportunity to learn how to drive a car in races.

Do not be afraid of extreme sports and other entertainment,
If your man is a real hunter for new experiences.
Such a gift will become a real feature of the holiday, and a man will definitely remember it for a long time.

If you want to give a man something unforgettable and original,
Then think and create to please the giver and recipient.
For example, a gift can be made by hand, with soul and love,
Or perhaps it will be something unusual that he has been wanting to get for a long time.

You can give a man an original bracelet made of leather and metal,
Or jewelry with the symbols of his favorite brand.
However, the main thing is that it be made with taste and a sense of style,
So that a man can feel his individuality and grace.

If you want to give a man something special and unique,
Then choose gifts that have a deep meaning and significance.
For example, you can give a man a book with valuable life lessons,
Which will help him learn to be happier and love life for real.

You can also give him intricate puzzles or cards with questions,
Which will help him to reach his potential and see the world in a different light.
The main thing is that the gift was chosen with soul and love,
And so that a piece of your personality and warmth is laid in it.

Only then will the gift become a real sincere and giving happiness!

A heartfelt gift can be not only cute and sweet,
But also useful and enjoyable to use in daily life.
For example, you can give a man an exclusive shaving kit,
Which will be used daily, reminding you and your feelings.

You can also give a man scented candles or oils for massage,
So that he can relax and get maximum pleasure after a hard day.
Such a gift will really be used, giving pleasant emotions and feelings.

Life without gifts is boring and gray
Especially for those who are used to pleasant surprises.
If a man has sadness in his soul, then you can give him
A heartfelt gift that will warm his heart.

For example, you can give him a photo album with family photos,
The story of his life, which can be written in a book.
You can also give him a cute and sincere gift, for example,
A soft toy in the form of a favorite animal or a cute elephant with big ears.

If you want to congratulate a man in an original way and do it with humor,
Find a gift that will be related to his hobby or profession.
For example, you can give a man a funny T-shirt with an inscription,
Which reflects his style and personality.

You can also give him a funny mug with the image of his profession,
So that he can feel like a hero every day at work.
Most importantly, do not be afraid to be original and experiment with gifts,
And you can find one that will not only please a man,

But it will also give him a lot of positive emotions and fun!

A comic gift can be not only funny,
But also useful in the daily life of a man.
For example, you can give him a funny cell phone case,
In the form of a muzzle of your favorite animal or cartoon character.

You can also give him a funny mouse pad,
With the image of your own portrait or your favorite team.
The main thing is that the comic gift should not be offensive or rude,
And so that he cheers up a man, without prejudice to his feelings.

With such a gift, you can definitely bring a smile to the face of a man and get a lot of positive emotions.

Gifts for men can be fun and funny too,
After all, laughter and humor strengthen our relationship.
If you want to please a man and cheer him up,
Choose funny gifts that will leave a bright mark on his memory.

For example, you can give a man a mug with the inscription "The best man",
Which he will use every day and feel like a connoisseur of the title.
You can also give him a funny fridge magnet with the image of his portrait,
So that he always sees his reflection in all rooms.

I want to congratulate you on this wonderful day,
And I think that your holiday will be even more wonderful
When you receive this funny gift from me.
This "Double-sided hot pot knife" is the perfect gift for a real man,

Who likes to spend time at the stove.
This is not only a fun and stylish gift, but also very useful -
Now you can make your hot pot even easier and faster than before!

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Today is such a holiday that you always love,
When your friends and loved ones come together for you.
And I'm no exception - I can never miss your holiday,
That's why I brought you a funny gift that you will love!

This is a "Toaster Wisdom" list full of funny and funny wisdom,
Which you can read every time you make delicious toast.
Let this toast of your holiday be the most fun and delicious of all time!

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Happy birthday to you, dear man!
I wish you fun, laughter and happiness in everything you do.
And may your holiday be just as incendiary,
Like a postcard that I'm sending you.

I know that you love gifts and jokes
So here is a funny present for you:
This is the "Ugly Pillow" that will never interfere with sleep,
But it will make your head more funny.

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Happy birthday to you, my beloved man,
Happiness, health and many great victories!
I know that ordinary gifts are uninteresting and simple for you,
Therefore, I have prepared an unusual gift for you.

This is a new set of sinister mannequins that you can use for fun.
Armed with these fearsome figurines, you can create your own army,
To win home battles against supernatural powers and unimaginable threats.
Therefore, do not be afraid to show originality and humor, and do not forget about fun, men love adventure and entertainment!

My dear, what a wonderful time
On this special day when you turn a year ago!
I found an unusual gift for you
Which will give you many minutes of fun and smiles.

This is the book "Oddities of our cheerful life",
Which is full of adventure, funny moments and entertainment.
You can enjoy every turn of the page
Enjoy the funny guide of your imagination.

Hooray-hooray! It is your birthday today,
And I came to congratulate you on this wonderful event.
I didn't come empty-handed, I came with a funny present.
It will be inspiring, entertaining and extremely useful!

This is "Battery on the Charge of the Stars!" It's just a miracle device
Which is just a huge advantage.
It not only provides endless convenience,
But it never turns off, even when I have already forgotten.

Today is a holiday, your birthday,

And I found a gift that you will love forever.

He is beautiful and useful, funny and convenient,

And it will exceed any expectations!

This is Forget-Me-Not's new grill, have you seen it yet?

This is a wonderful gift that will help you find a new taste of life,

New culinary possibilities and new delicious adventures.

You will cook delicious meals and enjoy with your family and friends.

Thus, do not forget that the gift should be not only useful, but also pleasant, funny and joyful. And, of course, it should fill the soul with pleasant emotions!

Congratulations today my precious boy
Happy birthday to you, I wish you good health and a lot of pleasant impressions.
And so I brought you a gift that will be your joy and delight,
And at the same time bring comfort and style.

This smartphone case "Slow Boots" is cute and funny!
It will protect your smartphone from scratches and scuffs, while being stylish and pleasant.
With you, this gift will always be in a reliable alliance,
And now you will always be aware of all the latest news.

Today is your birthday, my dear man,
And I came here to congratulate you, wish you happiness in your soul.
And no matter how I was surprised, but I found a gift for you,
Which will be useful and pleasant, as well as funny and funny.

This is a set of massage balls that you can use,
To relax and improve blood flow at any time of the day or night.
Well, if you feel stressed and tired after work,
This set will really help you forget about everything and relax.

Together with you we work hard and laugh,
But this job is just a hobby, not stress.
So for your birthday I give you
Something cool, cool, something you will definitely appreciate.

This is a two-wheeled electric scooter "Monster",
Powerful and fast to get to your destination quickly.
You can ride it around the city and walk,
What is sure to please you, what we wish for!

Congratulations my dear friend
Today you will receive a super-cool gift from us,
And you will like him very, very much.
This is a real home theater "Kinomax" -

A powerful projector that can show any movie,
Acoustic system, which does not pass,
And all this is on the wall, not on a small screen.
Now you can give yourself rest every day

Watch movies on the big screen, all at home.
We wish you happiness and delight,
May this gift fill you with joy!

New Year, birthday, anniversary -
You always receive gifts from us in places.
But if you want, my dear friend,
Now you can get something cool as a gift!

This is what you wanted for a long time, you know, we guessed it.
These are cool headphones "Turtle", which are unusually beautiful.
With them you will feel a powerful bass, hear every note and word.
In general, you know what we give you!