Universal:
Usually, on Women's Day, we thank women for their beauty, affection and spirituality. And what about their intelligence and tolerance! Do not forget about the fact that some lucky people grew up with sisters, mothers and grandmothers who do for them what is not always visible on the surface.
Therefore, my dear female friends - let them not find you in every place on Women's Day and say where you put that bookmark then. Instead, I would like to wish you an incredible and incredibly remarkable day!
Happy March 8, my dear peers and those who will follow us!
Now, in the Age of #MeToo, it can be difficult to create a vulgar congratulatory text and not offend my beautiful companions. But I think we'll manage. Dear ladies, let me congratulate you on International Women's Day by reminding you that you are much more than just a funny subject for men's jokes.
In fact, you are our support and inspiration, our motivation and a light in the darkness. So let's celebrate this day in a way that respects and protects our female sisters from all forms of flutter!
Happy International Women's Day my dears! I'm sure you've already received a lot of vulgar congratulations, but I can't resist adding my own. On this day, women want to be appreciated and respected, and not motivated by cheap jokes.
Therefore, my congratulatory message reads - you deserve more than just vulgar phrases on paper. Let's celebrate March 8, not forgetting that the women standing below us have enough respect and love!
Beautiful:
Hello beautiful ladies! Congratulations on the insanely beautiful and incendiary holiday - International Women's Day! May this day be filled with your favorite breeze, and the air be filled with humor, lightness and jokes!
Do not forget that you are fantastic creatures that are capable of anything! Therefore, on this day, I want to wish you only the best - love, self-confidence, reciprocity and sexual harmony!
Happy March 8, dear ones!
Dear girls and women! So that the holiday does not turn into a regular weekend, we will learn how to congratulate correctly! Let your words be witty and vulgar, but only with soul!
Indeed, on this day, everything that sounds from the heart is good. And yes, do not forget to pass the baton of passion, energy and joy on. Let our bachelorette party be filled with wonderful emotions, filled with exciting drinks and unforgettable songs!
Since March 8, my good ones!
Dear women! Today is one of the brightest and most chic days of the year - International Women's Day! We are sure that you have already received a lot of flowers, gifts and parcels, but the most important thing is wishes!
And there is nothing better than beautiful, vulgar and witty congratulations with the soul! Therefore, I want to help collect a worthy bouquet of your greeting cards and tell you, my dear ones, that you are the most beautiful, passionate and seductive creatures on earth!
Happy 8th March, my dears!
In your own words:
On this beautiful women's day, let me send you a worthy sensual and piquant congratulation! We came into this world to look beautiful, live a colorful life, and produce equally beautiful children, but we can also just be funny and stupid together!
And even if others prefer to send banal values of beauty and fidelity, we trust ourselves and each other, and we know that we can always do something incredibly vulgar and funny!
Girls, celebrate March 8 with the real spirit of freedom, and stock up on the prospects that await us in spring, summer and always! Happy Holidays to all women!
Girls, today we celebrate a very special day - International Women's Day! This time I would like to congratulate all the women of the world with deep respect and a truly vulgar mood!
Vulgar jokes and bold confessions today are the norm and very honorable. Let me replace cute compliments with sensual coquetry and spicy conjectures. It's time to challenge something really big together, be it your extremely attractive grace or insidious feminine intuitions.
Therefore, receive my vulgar, but sincere congratulations to all the women of the world! Happy March 8 my dears!
Girls, women and ladies, I congratulate you on the most important women's holiday - March 8! It is known that men love to joke and shock on this day, but I suggest looking at this day from a different angle - no vulgarity and rudeness, only humor and a good attitude!
Let's unite on this day not only to congratulate, but also to inspire each other! Let's live in a world where love, joy and friendship are valued more than stupid jokes.
Laughing, dancing and celebrating, my dears! Happy March 8th!
In prose:
Dear ladies! Women's Day is the day when men can grind out dirty jokes and compliments, and women accept gratitude for their immensely beautiful body! And if you think that vulgar words can simply be dispensed with, then you think wrong.
We live in a strange era of our development, where all sorts of comedians and clowns emphasize pornographic elements in these fun matches. So I encourage you ladies to take on your roles, come up with your own jokes and pranks to not only have fun, but provide us with beautiful new frontiers.
Get my vulgar, but really funny congratulations on March 8!
What could be better than hilarious vulgarity on Women's Day? Of course, more vulgarity! Ladies, I wish you all the best on this special day full of laughter, camaraderie and even a little smut.
Let's remember funny dialogues with colleagues, pranks in clubs and parties, and everything that delights us, that gives life an inimitable brilliance.
I want to wish you stories with funny storytelling, amazing dancing and everything that is not serious, but at the same time insanely interesting. In short, get my vulgar + funny congratulations on March 8, and all the blessings of temptation on this holiday!
Ladies and gentlemen, a rather ordinary day becomes extraordinary when we celebrate International Women's Day! What else can be added to the sea of words with congratulations in our time, when everything has already been crossed out and considered in advance?
The question is simple - to allow ladies and men to hear obscene phrases familiar to us coming from the heart. Vulgar congratulations are our element, this is something that can warm even the most quivering souls.
That is how I testify that "Ladies, ladies, girls, all of you with your wonderful adventurism and invaluable creativity, receive my vulgar and peppery congratulations on this eighth day of March!"
Cool:
Dear women, it is not uncommon for you to be judged unfairly in your performance and decision making based on gender. I have not forgotten that we are celebrating March 8, and I want to remind you that your intellect, mind and resourcefulness represent much more than a beautiful smile and beautiful legs.
My dears, you are beautiful not only in your appearance, but also in your ethical and personal component! Therefore, I wish you worthy respect and an adequate assessment of your talent and performance!
Receive my vulgar congratulations on March 8 and best wishes!
The most fun holiday for everyone is today. Well, how could it be otherwise, if it is International Women's Day, which every year makes us laugh and enjoy life.
But our vulgarity on this holiday is exactly what it should be - sincere, sensitive and full of enthusiasm. Therefore, I want to wish you all unlimited fun, unrestrained life and frivolous vulgarities.
May your mood be lifted on this day, and you will feel that you are burning with the light of 1000 suns. Get my funny vulgar congratulations on this special day!
Dear women! On this amazing day of all men and women, I would like to present my cool vulgarities as congratulations on March 8th. I understand that this may not sound very nice, but funny congratulations can often become a real hit.
I would like to note that we all deserve attention about our success and achievements, and not just the ability to take care of our skin and hair. Therefore, I wish you sensations that you have never experienced before, a lot of laughter and pleasure, and no boundaries in your love throughout the year.
Happy March 8, dear ladies!
Free:
This is probably the most fun and anticipated day for all women! I am ready to congratulate everyone in a funny and cool way, but at the same time, do not forget that your success cannot be assessed only by appearance and cannot go unnoticed.
Therefore, let's celebrate International Women's Day with free vulgar messages that will be truly funny and humorous, but will not violate the boundaries of respect and love for each other!
Have a good mood, my dear!
Dear women, many people think that vulgar congratulations on March 8 are simple and banal, but I want something completely different. I want to wish you free vulgarities that will only cause you laughter and joy, and not unpleasant feelings and sensations.
We all deserve praise and respect, especially on this day when women around the world celebrate their accomplishments. So, let's congratulate the girls and women of our environment with the regrettable free vulgarity and do not forget about the main thing - long live women's dignity and success!
Good time, dear women! I want to offer you free vulgar congratulations on March 8, which are filled with a smile and joy. Of course, on this day, when we celebrate our common success and achievements, we should not forget that our female talents deserve much more than simple cheap humorous things.
Therefore, my best vulgar congratulations sounds like this: let your potential be appreciated with skill, and your beauty be preserved throughout your life!
Short:
Today we wish you that all men know how to give gifts as beautifully as you pick up your shoes!
You are real queens who deserve attention, love and respect. Let all men address you exactly as they would queens!
Dear ladies, may this day be as memorable for you as the first concert of your favorite rock band or the first day at a new job!
Today we wish you to be not only beautiful, but also wise, like a phone charger!
Congratulations to all women on the 8th of March! We wish that there is as much sun in life as there is in lemonade crystals!
Women, we wish you that life is beautiful, like orchids in the house, and men are attentive, like orchid growers!
Spring holiday! We wish you that all men find their dream in you, like a favorite book on a shelf!
Dear, do not forget that you are a real queen among flowers! Let every man consider you his queen, and you - his queen is stronger!
On this beautiful spring day, we wish you as much respect as the paparazzi and as much love as your favorite handbag!
On this beautiful March day, we congratulate you, gentle lady! We wish you that every man is ready to serve you like a bartender at a party!
Today we congratulate all beautiful women on this wonderful holiday! We wish you not only beautiful words, but also beautiful deeds that will delight and decorate your life, like a tie around your neck!
Today we wish you love, tenderness, affection and all the blessings that real female power gives! But do not forget that sometimes you need to be more painful, like steel diamonds!
On this beautiful spring day, we wish you as much attention as a French perfume, as much respect as a jeweler, and as much love as the ruler of the country!
Darling, let men be like butterflies for you - they fly in, flutter and fly away, leaving behind small gifts and sweet memories!
Today we wish you only one thing - that you will never come across spoiled men who do not know how to give gifts and flowers, but only dream of sex, like a radio about unrest!
Congratulations, women! We wish that only elegant, smart men will meet on your way, who will always be ready to discharge your emasculator if necessary!
With all our hearts we wish you that you are surrounded only by real men who will cherish and appreciate you as their dear sample of wire insulation!
Today, on your day, we wish you to be as tender as a flower that smells of fruit, but as strong as the perfume that goes under your arm!
Dear, you are a real flower girl, but do not forget that every rose has thorns. Therefore, do not disdain the love that is offered to you!
Happy Spring, beauty! We wish you that every man wants to be your hairdresser, masseur and cook at the same time!
Congratulations on International Women's Day! We wish you that all your men learn to know that tenderness and care are not only confusion!
Happy Spring Day and Women's Day, we congratulate you! But do not forget that you are as beautiful as the first birch leaf of spring, but this does not mean that you can be picked up on your finger and hung on a mirror!
Spring, March, Love! And your day, my beauty! We wish you that all men give up cavalier habits and start giving you jewelry like a real princess!
Today is your day! Let every man envy you, as every flower envy the main bouquet! And don't forget to feel like a true queen!
We hope that there will be so much love in your life that every man who meets you will not be able to resist your beauty, like a mirror when choosing a tie!
We sincerely congratulate you on this wonderful holiday and wish that men envelop you with attention, like lace on your blouse!
Beautiful, today is your day, your dreams and desires. We wish you to find light and warmth in any man, so that he is as good as your manicure!
Congratulations on the eighth of March! We wish your life to be as rich and bright as red lipstick on your lips!
Today you are a flower that needs to be cherished and cared for, but also not to forget that a real rose can grow out of you. Therefore - do not delay with sowing!
Happy holiday, dear! I wish you tenderness, love and passion! But remember that on this day you are not only a woman, but also the queen of all men!
Let's raise our glasses to the female winners, to those who win in difficult situations every day, and that our ironic congratulations will make this day even more fun! Happy March 8, my dears!
Beautiful, smart and witty! You are proof that women can do just about anything. But now we are ready to please you with free (and harmless!) vulgar congratulations on Women's Day!
To all the beautiful women, my favorite masterpieces, you deserve vulgarity on this day, for the holiday, but here are the warnings: do not take seriously what men tell you!
Be careful, girls, you may be offered vulgarity for March 8 - but don't let them offend your cruelly given space of mind and ethics!
On this beautiful women's day, ladies, do not forget that you are our inspiration and motivation, but in addition, you are also funny, so be prepared for free vulgarity!
With humor:
As they say, laughter prolongs life, especially if it is humorous congratulations for women on March 8th. So let's joke, but without diminishing the dignity of women.
We are units that stand on the same level, despite the difference in life. Therefore, ladies, you deserve endless respect and love, and let humorous vulgarities on March 8 be just a way to have fun and laugh together on our big family holiday!
Today is a great day when we celebrate women, and, of course, vulgar congratulations cannot pass by. But at the same time, I would like to remind you that every woman is unique and deserves respect.
On this holiday, humor and jokes should facilitate fun, but not detract from the dignity of women. Therefore, I wish you a great day and keep respect for yourself, which is ultra-loved, beautiful and undeniable always every day!
Dear women, no matter how sophisticated your method of unification is, which makes another year of life fun and interesting, do not forget that true respect is manifested not only in vulgar congratulations, but in our entire life. Therefore, I want to congratulate you on March 8, introducing humor and madness into our lives, and at the same time remember that we women deserve more respect from men!
Touching:
Good women, today is the day we celebrate the femininity, beauty and elegance of your hearts. And, of course, you can’t do without vulgar congratulations, but I promise you, these will be only the most touching and sweetest jokes in the world.
Never cease to occupy a place in our hearts with your grace, insight and wit, and I wish you only the best in life! Happy holiday, my dear women!
On this beautiful international women's day, I want to remind you, dear women, that our world would be so much worse without you and your beauty, generosity and wonderful humor. Therefore, let the vulgar congratulations of this day be not only a funny moment, but also a reminder that you have a special place in our hearts. Once again - with the holiday of spring, ladies, and may all your wishes come true!
Dear women, on this special day when we celebrate your beauty, intelligence, kindness and majesty, I would like to wish you all the best - warmth and love, the fulfillment of all your desires and dreams, and many, many vulgar jokes, but with such a touching humor that will leave you with only warmth and pleasantness. Ladies, you are our winning stars and no one can replace your uniqueness and style. Therefore, I wish you only the best on this beautiful day!
Funny:
Hey girls! Today is the Day we celebrate women in all their beauty and sophistication. And therefore, I wish you today only such a vulgar thing: to fulfill dreams, live with humor and not worry about vulgar jokes.
Let this holiday be a real holiday of love, respect and joy, and there are no more charming creatures in the world!
On the most beautiful day of the year, I want to send you the funniest and most vulgar congratulations! But do not forget that these jokes are only for fun and should not detract from your nobility and dignity.
Women need more respect and love, not just resistance and ridicule. Therefore, on this International Women's Day, I wish you a lot of laughter and joy, but with the greatest respect!
Happy Women's Day, ladies! I want to congratulate you on the eve of March and invite you to laugh heartily. I would like to write something vulgar, but then I would be completely scared of this beautiful creature and would lose touch with you!
So my advice is to relax, enjoy life and don't worry about dirty jokes. It's just an inscription on a postcard, it can't hurt you. Happy holiday ladies!
Original:
On this day, we celebrate women who are the epicenter of our life and society. I want to offer you unique vulgar congratulations that will not only smile at you, but will also correspond to your refined taste.
Dear women, you are our brilliant stars, and in addition, you are our main suppliers of humor and vitality. So Happy Women's Day, and may all your dreams come true with ease and speed!
Snakes will lure you in a whisper, but do not be afraid, because on this day I will send you all the best, and even if it feels like a vulgar joke, it will be pleasant and original. Dear women, you deserve only the best - uniqueness, originality and great humor. Therefore, I wish you an unforgettable International Women's Day, full of generosity and love!
Dear women, on this beautiful International Women's Day, I would like to congratulate you, especially those who are tired of general pictures and amusing texts like this.
I would advise you to use an original greeting card that will not copy all the others. You are such a unique being, aren't you? So celebrate this holiday in your style and enjoy all the honors that you so deserve!
Soul:
Congratulations on March 8 should be heartfelt, as this is Women's Day, which celebrates women who bring their love, respect, mercy and serenity into our lives.
Therefore, I would like to send you the warmest and most vulgar sincere wishes on this wonderful holiday. My dear women, you are the center of our lives and we will always support you quickly, even in the most difficult moments.
Enjoy this wonderful holiday with love and respect, as well as with humor!
On this International Women's Day, I would like to send you my most sincere wishes, and even if they seem vulgar, I want them to bring their spirit to this wonderful holiday.
You are such lucky women and we are really lucky to have you as our soul mate and our leader. We must definitely uphold your dignity and respect you in every way.
With so much laughter and love, I wish you a happy International Women's Day!
More than just a holiday, International Women's Day is a day when we can show our love and respect for women. I want to congratulate all women on this day, even if my congratulatory words seem vulgar.
In the end, even humor and jokes are a manifestation of love and respect. So my dears, let this holiday be sincere, full of joy and fun, as well as full of respect and love for you!
Joking:
"Love and respect all women and you will get an extra percentage of humor in your life." Here are the golden words and my wish for this International Women's Day. I want to congratulate you, reasonable and talented women, on this holiday with humor that cannot spoil your mood, and even if this is a vulgar phrase, you will still smile. Don't forget to celebrate this day with love and respect for the women around you, our female friends and family, and all the girls who follow us!
My dears, today I want to send you the most vulgar and funny congratulations on International Women's Day. We know that you are not a pink cloud, there are "turtles" and "toads" (if you know what I mean).
But we love you for your cunning and wit, for your ability to come to the rescue in any situation. Therefore, dear women, may this day be full of sparkling humor, joy, love and respect for you!
Happy International Women's Day my ladies! On this day, I would like to send you some humorous and vulgar congratulations that will leave you only pleasant memories.
I know you think it's just a normal day when you get tons of compliments and flowers, but not today! Today you will get a dose of humor that will not leave you indifferent, but will lead to funny and funny phrases.
So celebrate this day with confidence, pride and wit, you deserve it!
For sms:
I know that you have received more vulgar congratulations, but this is not today. My vulgar congratulatory text will cause only positive emotions and smiles.
I wish you all the best for this day - wit, beauty and a sense of humor. And don't forget to smile, because laughter is the best medicine in the world! Happy Spring and Women's Day, my dears!
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Comic congratulations on March 8 - this is what you need! I know that women love humor and funny phrases, that's why I'm sending you these words. I know that sometimes men say stupid and ridiculous things, but you deserve nothing but the best.
Therefore, my dears, may this day be full of laughter, joy and unbridled dancing. SMS congratulations, flowers and smiles, you will feel like a real queen for this day!
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Every year we celebrate International Women's Day and every time our wishes and congratulations sound about the same. But not today! Today I'm sending you vulgar and funny greetings that will cause uncontrollable laughter and leave you with many pleasant emotions until the day is over.
So I wish you a happy holiday and many unexpected surprises!
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Long:
On this International Women's Day, I want to send you vulgar and funny congratulations! Let's uncover all the wit and fun that has not yet been revealed in our lives.
I want to wish all women to feel like real queens on this day, no less and no more. Today we celebrate the exponential growth of the female essence, and I would like to celebrate this day with you.
Let's make this day special, joyful and memorable entirely because of our gaiety and vulgarity!
My dear ladies, I want to send you the most vulgar and funny congratulations on this International Women's Day! Whatever your position or lifestyle, you all deserve extraordinary attention and affection on this holiday.
So do not hesitate to be bold and vulgar, because today is your day! I wish you courage and determination, beauty and wit, and of course, many funny moments this Spring Festival!
Today is International Women's Day and I want to send you the most vulgar and funny congratulations! It is not only a day when we celebrate female beauty, but also a day when we emphasize female emancipation.
I would like all women to know that I sincerely respect and appreciate you for your ability to be original, smart and beautiful. So let's celebrate today with laughter that will fill our day with freshness and madness!
Pleasant:
My dear female friends, on this International Women's Day I want to send you the most pleasant vulgar essays! I know that you like to play a joke on your address to those who love you.
On this wonderful day, I wish you everything that you dream of - beautiful clothes, amazing jewelry, health, happiness and, of course, not a single boring moment.
Let's celebrate this holiday by sending each other nice vulgar congratulations that will make us smile and feel like real queens!
On this International Women's Day, I want to send you the most pleasant vulgar congratulations! I know that women of all ages and nationalities appreciate humor and wit, so I'm ready to share some of my best stories and jokes with you on this wonderful spring day. I wish you a great holiday full of joy, fun and, of course, nice dirty jokes!
Today is International Women's Day and I cannot help expressing my respect and admiration to you. I will send you pleasant vulgar congratulations that will add even more fun and joy to the holiday. I wish you all the beautiful things you deserve on this wonderful day - health, happiness, love and of course lots of jokes and smiles!
Cool:
Hey, you lovely women and girls, today is your day, International Women's Day, and I want to send you cool vulgar congratulations! I know that you are really cool, strong and independent, and I want to congratulate you on this!
Let's celebrate this holiday with ease, laughter and extraordinary joy in order to consolidate our cool qualities and enjoy this day to the fullest! Let's live cool and let's go this International Women's Day, my dears!
Girls, women, fate! Today we are celebrating International Women's Day and I want to send you some cool vulgar congratulations! I know that you know how to have fun and love witty and funny remarks, so I am ready to send you all the latest, funny and vulgar stories that we will exchange with you on this wonderful day.
I wish you a great holiday, a lot of inspiration and, of course, cool moments that will remain in your memory forever!
Today is International Women's Day and I want to send you cool vulgar congratulations! I know that you are real queens and deserve only the best on this wonderful spring day.
I wish you all that you dream of and of course many relaxing, inspiring and cool moments. Let's celebrate this holiday to show the world how cool and smart you are!
Vulgar congratulations on March 8 is a humorous approach to the traditional women's holiday. At the same time, the use of vulgar jokes and anecdotes can cause a negative reaction. However, if you are careful and appropriate in your choice of words, then this type of congratulations can bring a smile to the face of especially open and playful women on this special day.
