Funny congratulations on March 8: funny wishes for women

By March 8, congratulations to all the beautiful women! Despite the fact that we know that you are already so cool that you can turn any man around your finger, we still wish you even more self-confidence, true happiness and endless love.

May your spirit be invulnerable and your heart full of tender emotions throughout the year. You own the world, and we absolutely know that you can handle any task with ease!

From March 8!

March 8 is the perfect day to congratulate your beloved women. Dear ladies, today we want to wish you that your heart is full of love and joy, and that your dreams become a reality.

Let every day be filled with positive and unexpected gifts. We wish you not only beauty, but also the ability to overcome any obstacles on the way to your dream.

Happy March 8!

Spring came! The sun's rays break through the clouds, the flowers begin to bloom, and March 8 comes at an incredible speed! Dear ladies, congratulations on International Women's Day!

We wish you to be beautiful and happy every day, not just today. May every moment be filled with joy, love and smiles. Do not forget that you are loved and valued in this world, and we wish you only the best!

Chose better words
Bouquets folded from roses
And drove away the frost.
Number eight. I'm on the start!

Hair, tie and watch
A loaf and a sausage stick…
I'm almost all yours!
Ready to fulfill whims

Love and kiss on the cheek.

Children don't make noise
A magical day has come
Number eight, March.
For a whole month:

Woke up, coffee, husband shaved,
In a taxi and a tavern.
You can't really count on your fingers.
Thank you, Clara Zetkin, to you,

What a holiday is!

We will sing a hymn to women,
Let's congratulate them on the month of March,
More precisely, with his eighth day.
We love the spring rite!

Let the men get drunk today
Let them eat well.
And after such care,
Spreading your shoulders more comfortably,

Find peace on the couch.
To drag the body through life, -
It's not for them to lay the sleepers
And to teach the mind of children ...

Let the far side pass!
Let the men rest
Behind a fragile woman's back.

Oceans of flowers, bouquet decorations.
Let a husband, young man or friend,
Father, brother or former spouse
In a diamond box in the BMW glove compartment.

Well, I just wanted to write to you,
I just wanted to congratulate, trifles to wish.
Will not let you take a break from receiving gifts!

Your soul is a mystery to others.
Darling, I'll see you soon -
And this day will be for the two of us.
Give your loved one a holiday.

I even wear an apron today
And I will fry, steam and cook.

Well, the neck is his wife.
What a neck - a young man,
She's shaking her head!
I look at the bait, and you ...

So skillfully you return my look,
You have to buy flowers.
Fishing is a dream...
Himself, like a fish, I get into gear,

But in your networks to be - grace!

maybe not in pink, but not the same!
It's good to be a woman in a mink coat,
maybe not in mink, but not that!
you can take the bus, but not the same!

It would be nice if the salary of a hundred thousand commercials,
maybe four, but not that!
so that in your life there would be only THAT!
SINCE MARCH 8!!!

Your time has come
And as a gift
Take my words
But to the best of clockwork,

And most importantly, happy
And think with your head.
Without life's problems
A little insidious

Just not quite.
After all, it's not too lazy to receive
From every man
Gift on this day!

And get the buzz from life
And smile, be happy
And only radiate positive!
As often as possible, you flew

Lived luxuriously and beautifully,
And it kept blooming!

I poured coffee all over the stove.
Socks are not everywhere today -
In one corner they lie.
Washed the cat in the machine.

Fixed everything and fixed everything
(Well, maybe a little fib).
Your eyes are on fire!
Everything for you today, zaya!

Happy International Women's Day!

Are you still dozing, lovely friend?
It's time, beauty, get up!
I made tea with lemon
And also a festive bouquet

Already managed to buy in the morning,
Get up, love, it's time!

Maybelline and LOreal
Studied all the windows there,
Picked up nothing.
But the tweezers in it scare.

Maybe an openwork scarf
Or a warm soft blanket?
And, deciding to take them,
Bought five bottles of whiskey -

There will be a holiday for two!

Only the map is not simple,
And a gold credit card!
Attached to her is a man
If this idiot

Will invite you to marry
Don't waste women's years
Here is a wish.
And thanks for your attention.

Spring - the whore has come.
The eighth of March celebrates women.
Who will love or glorify,
Or give two wings?

The woman decides everything herself,
It will drive you crazy and out of your mind!

For real women, every day is a holiday. On this special day, we want to wish you, dear women, that your beauty and charisma do not fade throughout the year, and that your life be filled with bright colors, amazing discoveries and real miracles!

We wish you exceptional achievements in work and personal life, inexhaustible enthusiasm and unprecedented power. Let the mustard day turn into an unforgettable holiday filled with love, care and smiles.

Happy March 8!

March 8 is a hot mixture of beauty, passion, tenderness and humor. We congratulate you, dear women, on this cool holiday and wish each of you to find peace in your soul, satisfy your hunger not only with love, but also with delicious food, and find your way to happiness.

Let work bring pleasure, and life be filled with laughter. Today we pay tribute to your cheerfulness, creativity and positive energy. All the best to you, dear women!

Happy holiday!

Dear ladies! Today we congratulate you on the most beautiful holiday - International Women's Day! We wish you to always remain as beautiful, smart, talented and strong.

Let your life be filled with emotions, adventures and unexpected turns. And if you get in trouble, let it pass you by and then turn into pleasant memories.

Today you are the main characters of our life, and we cannot but celebrate this day with you! Happy March 8th!

My dear ladies, today the whole world stops to congratulate you on one of the most incredible days of the year - March 8th. I want to wish you to always be brave, self-confident, shine like stars and capture the spirit of everyone around you with your beauty.

With us you are real wonders of nature, incredible personalities. May your life be filled not only with joy, but also with wealth of spirit, sincere emotions and mutual understanding.

Congratulations to all on International Women's Day!

My dears, today we celebrate the most wonderful holiday of the year - International Women's Day! I want to congratulate you on this event, wish you good health, accomplishments, great victories and explosions of positive in every day of your life.

I wish you to be happy, always remain as young, beautiful and young at heart. After all, each of you is a personal masterpiece in this beautiful world!

My dear, beautiful, charming and unpredictable women, I congratulate you on the upcoming March 8! With all my heart I wish you inexhaustible energy, courage, optimism and, of course, inspiration. I wish you to live life to the fullest, not be afraid to take risks and may all your dreams and desires come true!

My dear women, the most beautiful day of the whole year has come - International Women's Day! I congratulate each of you on this wonderful holiday and wish you endless inspiration, beautiful dreams, good luck and love.

Let no work and no problems prevent you from finding a piece of happiness in every day. I wish you to preserve your spiritual depth and richness of spirit.

Always be yourself and don't forget that you are the most beautiful and unique women in the world!

Dear women, today I want to sincerely congratulate you on International Women's Day! I sincerely wish you more love, self-confidence, patience and the wildest dreams.

May there be only pleasant events in your every day, and all problems fly by. Be strong women who will overcome all the difficulties of life, and let your beauty only add confidence and courage to you!

Today, in the vast expanse of Chuvashia and Russia, there is a festive mood, since March 8 is International Women's Day! I congratulate you, dear women, on this magnificent holiday, I wish you a lot of happiness, good luck in all matters, health and a rich life. May every new day be lit with sunshine and pleasant surprises, and your heart filled with warmth and kindness.

My dears, I sincerely congratulate you on International Women's Day! I wish you to be surprisingly amazing to yourself, to succeed in business, love, work and life, to be optimistic and smile endlessly.

After all, laughter prolongs our lives, right? Never give up and do not think that something is impossible, because you can do anything! Laughing at adversity and ready for exploits - this is how real women live!

Dear girls and women, today I congratulate you on International Women's Day and wish you not only beauty, but also a sense of humor and cool moments in your life! Let everything in your life happen with humor and irony, and let misfortunes and sadness pass by. I wish you a simple life, but with a huge number of pleasant surprises, always stay healthy and delight those around you with your inimitable energy and positive mood!

My dears, I congratulate you on the most wonderful holiday of the year - International Women's Day! I wish you always live brightly and colorfully, set new goals and achieve them every day, be confident in your success and never give up in the face of difficulties.

Let your life be filled with only the best emotions, vivid impressions and, of course, a sense of humor! Only in this way you will be able to reveal your potential to one hundred percent!

Congratulations on International Women's Day! I wish you the ability to perceive life with humor and ease, do not forget to find only good and bright in it, and not something that can cause difficulties and inconvenience.

Be always positive, sincere and materially satisfied, live your life to the fullest, and do not let anyone ever bring you down. The energy of many through flows plays in your blood, and I believe that you can change everything at any moment!

Our respect and respect, dear women! On this magnificent day of International Women's Day, let us congratulate you on the fact that you always remain beautiful and charming women who can become a real class for all those around you! We wish you to always be on top of success, not give up in the face of difficulties and be sure to laugh at yourself - laughter opens the door to universal joy and peace of mind!

Dear women! Today is your holiday! International Women's Day is an incredibly exciting, bright and valuable event! Congratulations to all of you on this wonderful day!

I wish you always feel great, achieve your goals and follow your dreams, remember that you are able to create amazing things in this world with the ease of some kind of magic!

Laugh, love and live brightly and brightly, as you yourself have conceived for yourself!

Congratulations to all women on the eighth of March! I wish you to be as beautiful and unbending as Lieutenant Rzhevsky at the ball!

If there were no men, we would be forced to do everything ourselves! It's scary ... So girls, I congratulate you on the eighth of March and please men always!

Girls, how without you? You make our life brighter and more interesting! May your heart glow with love and kindness, and life with joy and fun!

The eighth of March is the day when men understand that the retirement age is not a luxury, but a necessity! I wish you, dear ones, that you always remain young and beautiful!

The most sincere and cool congratulations on March 8! I wish you have as much love in your life as there are ATVs in the mud at off-road competitions!

The eighth of March is the day when we can congratulate the most beautiful creatures on earth! I wish you grace and beauty, like swans, and the ability to maneuver among the difficulties!

Today is your day ladies! I wish your dreams come true as easily as the petals of a withered rose.

Today I confess to you! You girls are the best invention among the female sex, and I am glad for such a strong half of humanity!

Today, not only the morning gives you freshness, but I also congratulate you on March 8, dear! Let everything in life be bright and colorful, like the beauty of your eyes.

Girls, I congratulate you on the eighth of March, or as they say in the men's club - the day of landing into space!

The warmest and most sincere congratulations on the eighth of March! I wish your heart to be filled with love and warmth, and life bright and beautiful, like a picture from a museum!

Happiness, love and adventure, dear women! I wish your life to be as exciting as your favorite book!

Women's Day is a day when we remember how much you do for our lives! I wish your every day to be filled with love and care!

Spring, flowers and women - that's what makes this day a real holiday! May your life be as beautiful and bright!

Congratulations to all beautiful women on the eighth of March! I wish your heart to be light, and life bright and beautiful, like a wedding day!

The funniest and most unusual congratulations on March 8! I wish you always remain young and beautiful, as on the first day of spring!

Happy fun day! Girls, I wish you that your life is as fun and carefree as a holiday!

Today we celebrate the day when the world becomes brighter and more beautiful thanks to women! I wish your life to be just as beautiful and bright!

Happiness, good luck and enthusiasm to you, dear ladies! I wish your life to be as bright as enchanting fireworks!

Happy March 8, dear women! I wish you that your life is as fun and noisy as a cabaret!

The eighth of March is the day when we can confess our love! I confess that it is you, beautiful women, who make my life so bright and happy! Be always the same beautiful!

Happiness, love and prosperity to you, dear women! I wish your hearts to be warmed by hot feelings, and your souls to be full of happiness and joy.

The eighth of March is the day when flowers, smiles and souls are warmly woven together! I wish your every day to be full of colors of life and joy!

Happiness, health and flowers to you dear women! I wish your path to be easy and beautiful, like flower beds.

The eighth of March is a holiday, beautiful and light, like the singing of birds in spring! I wish your life to be enchanting and infinitely bright.

The best congratulations on the eighth of March! I wish your life to be as bright as the smiles on your faces.

Dear darlings, I congratulate you on the eighth of March! I wish your life to be as beautiful as what you put on yourself.

Today is a special day, because it is glorious - March 8! I wish that life was as pleasant as a cocktail called "Lady".

Happy Defender's Day of all women! I wish that all your dreams come true, and men are as reliable and beautiful as superheroes.

March 8, girls! I wish your life to be as beautiful as a bouquet of flowers in your hands.

International Women's Day is a celebration of femininity and tenderness. Dear women, may your souls always be filled with light, and your hearts with love and warmth. Since March 8!

Dear women! Congratulations on International Women's Day! Let this day be a great start for new achievements, brilliant achievements and outstanding success!

Dear women! Today is your holiday - International Women's Day. May every day be sunny, cloudless and full of joy for you.

Spring and March 8! Dear women, we congratulate you on this wonderful holiday! We wish you to become even greater and stronger, brilliant and bright in this world!

Dear women, we are celebrating International Women's Day! We want to emphasize that it is an incredible achievement for every woman that she declares a lack of her clothes, cosmetics or shoes when her closets are filled to the brim with all this!

So do not forget to be happy with what you have, and as our men say, just dress in what you already have, because you look incredibly beautiful and gorgeous anyway!

Happy March 8!

Dear women, International Women's Day is a great occasion to dance, laugh and enjoy all the charms of female nature! Let this day be memorable no less than a meeting with loved ones and friends, in which you will enjoy a million emotions and habits that are only available to the fair sex! We wish you to always remain cheerful, cheerful and courageous women, ready for any challenge!

Happy International Women's Day, dear ones! We want to wish that in your wardrobe there are no less clothes than shoes, so that your makeup is always perfect, and your nails do not break for life.

And we would also like it to be easy and pleasant to communicate with you, the words were almost independent, and love surrounded you everywhere. In secret, we are absolutely sure that all these wishes will come true!

Dear women, we congratulate you on International Women's Day! Today is your holiday, and we want to thank you for your great contribution to our lives. You are our mothers, sisters, daughters - and you give us love, care, warmth and understanding.

We wish you good health, prosperity and happiness, and thank you for being always there to support and help in difficult times. Happy March 8!

Dear women, today, March 8, we want to congratulate you on this day and express gratitude for everything you do for us. You are our mothers, sisters, wives, friends and colleagues - and we cannot imagine our life without you.

We appreciate your sincerity, your beauty and your courage, and wish you all the best. May every day be filled with love, tenderness and care.

Dear women, on this wonderful day, we want to wish you love, happiness, health and good luck. We are very grateful to you for your tenderness, care and great love that you give to others.

May all your dreams come true and life give you everything you dreamed of. Thank you for being the best thing in the world.

Dear girls, today we congratulate you on International Women's Day and encourage you to continue to act as cool as you did last year! We hope that this year you will present a real master class in the art of being a happy, beautiful and positive woman.

We are ready to take you to lectures, master classes and workshops, but, of course, only on the condition that you represent the highest level of an accomplished, strong and stylish woman, not a real diva!

From March 8!

Happy International Women's Day! Many men believe that March 8 is just an opportunity to buy flowers and gifts for their beloved. But we know the real value of this day - this is the day when women are allowed to pamper themselves a little, forget about all worries and enjoy life.

So, dear girls, don't expect any miracles from us - take care of yourself, smile beautifully and don't stop being yourself. We are sure that this will be the best gift for us and for you!

Happy March 8! We want to joke a little and congratulate you, dear women, on the fact that you have an extraordinary talent - the ability to turn a man's house into a real paradise!

We are grateful to you for your exquisite dishes, fragrant coffee and glamorous order. We wish you the further development of all your culinary and organizational skills and, of course, we appreciate your talent to improve our mood at any moment!

Dear women, today we congratulate you on International Women's Day, and this time we want to amaze you with our original congratulations. We made a wish to our wizard friend that he will magically grant you the opportunity to enjoy the most beautiful day of your life.

His magic works in the same way as our love for you - boundless and multifaceted! Let this day be magical, full of bright, colorful moments and tender emotions.

We wish you to have a lot of love, care and kindness in your life! Happy March 8!

Dear women, we congratulate you on International Women's Day! Our congratulations will be unusual - we just want to remember all the pain and suffering that you endured when you were raped and abused.

It has been a long, difficult journey, but you have gone through all these trials and become even stronger than you were before. Today we want to express our support to you and our deepest gratitude for your strength and resilience, for proving how strong the spirituality of a woman is and that women, even at the very bottom, can rise up and prove their strength!

Today, March 8, we want to congratulate you, dear women, on this wonderful holiday! And we know that you expect original congratulations from us, so we came up with the idea to write you a real epic - an epic about how you are able to inspire, support and make life brighter for everyone who is next to you! We wish you further success in this difficult task, and may your life be filled with joy, laughter and love!

Dear women, we congratulate you on International Women's Day and wish you the very best in the world. We want to wish you peace of mind, health and good luck, so that you always remain yourself and believe in yourself.

We understand how difficult it is to resist a woman when she shines with beauty and intelligence, and therefore we offer you an easy way - just give women smiles and kindness!

With the upcoming holiday on March 8!

March 8th is the day when we can tell women that they are important and that we are very grateful for what they are. We want to wish you to always be surrounded by people who love and appreciate you.

May there always be heartfelt sincere congratulations in your life that will remind you of how much you have done for the people around you. We wish you warmth, dedication and mercy.

Let your heart beat joyfully and without a shadow of sadness!

March 8 is the day when we congratulate all women and tell them how important and integral parts of our lives they are. We want to wish you, dear girls and women, that you always be happy and never forget how valuable and loved you are.

Our congratulations would be incomplete if we did not express our gratitude to you for this huge amount of good that you have sown in the world. May your day be filled with love, smiles and cheerfulness!

Dear women, we congratulate you on March 8 - your personal new year! Today we want to congratulate you on the upcoming holiday in an unusual way - we wish you that your wardrobe always matches the mood and weather conditions!

Keep things in your closet that suit your personality and project your character outward. We wish you that all your jokes are in place and lead to uncontrollable laughter, wherever you are!

Happy spring holiday, March 8!

March 8 is the day when we congratulate all women and tell them how great and integral they are in our lives. And we decided that our congratulations would be about how your taste and mood always converge!

Let your day be the standard of harmony and success, and your champagne - impeccable taste and composition, just like your life! We wish you magnesium salts in the body and a lot of iron on the positive.

Happy March 8!

March 8 is the day when we congratulate women who are close to us in spirit or blood, and tell them how important they are. And we decided that our congratulations will speak not only about how much we love you, but also about how you know how to rock on the holidays!

Let your champagne always be a magnet for warmth, and your ice cubes - a blank for cold weather conditions! Dear girls, let your heart be filled with love and happiness, and your parties - loud and unusual!

Dear women, since March 8! We congratulate you on this day when the whole world sings a hymn to you. We wish you that your life is filled only with pleasant events, smiles and good mood.

May the love that everyone dreams of surround you always, and success accompany you in all your endeavors. Today is a special day when we must not forget how wonderful you really are.

With the upcoming holiday of spring, from March 8!

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Dear women! Today the whole world congratulates you on the holiday dedicated to the most beautiful half of humanity. We wish you that your life is filled with love, happiness and bright moments.

Not a single sad day, only bright notes and a beautiful smile. Let March 8 be your day when you can enjoy every minute to the fullest. And do not forget that on this holiday we wish you all the best!

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Happy March 8, dear women! I wish you lots of sunshine, gifts and smiles! May every day be filled with joy and pleasant events. You are the brightest and most beautiful, and that is why we congratulate you on such a wonderful holiday.

Whether you keep company with your girlfriends or choose a cozy corner to relax, do not forget how important you are to us. Happy spring holiday, March 8!

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Today the whole world congratulates women on a wonderful holiday - International Women's Day! This is a day filled with joy, love and laughter. We wish you that every moment on this day be filled with the main thing: happiness, love, kindness and care.

May your world be filled with flowers, and your home and heart full of spaces. We wish you not only amazing gifts, but also real miracles, not only rich husbands, but also immense happiness.

With the upcoming holiday of spring, from March 8!

Dear women, today is the day when the whole world congratulates you on the most beautiful, richest and kindest holiday of the year. March 8 is not only a day of spring, but also a day of light, a big explosion of passion and social mobility.

We wish you that this holiday is the best for you, and that mood and energy do not leave you throughout the year. May all your wishes come true and your dreams come true in just one moment.

We wish you soft sofas, pleasant days and magical love. Happy Women's Day, March 8!

The best holiday for women is International Women's Day! Dear women, you deserve the best words and gifts, and today we want to tell you that you are the most beautiful and smartest.

We wish you a wonderful life full of love and happiness. May March 8 be the day for you to enjoy every moment and do only the best things. If you have any problems, we will all be there to help you with every project.

Happy spring holiday, March 8!

Dear women, today is your holiday! International Women's Day is the birthday of the entire female half of humanity. We wish you the energy you deserve, lots of opportunities, beautiful colors and all the best in the world.

May your life be bright and colorful, and your mood always be childishly joyful. We wish you sweet acquaintances, dizzying adventures and a thrilling romantic love experience.

With the upcoming holiday of spring, from March 8!

Today is one of the most famous holidays in the world, the holiday of women. Dear ladies, we wish you only the best in life, so that all your dreams come true.

May your smiles be better than jewels and your beauty double every day. We wish you all the best so that your heart is filled with love and recognition, and your soul with freedom and light.

Do not forget about your significant place in life, you are valuable to each of us. We wish you a happy life and a beautiful spring holiday, from March 8!

Dear women, today the whole world congratulates you on one of the most beautiful holidays of the year - March 8th. We wish you wealth and prosperity, but the most important thing is love, so that your world is full of sincere and tender emotions.

Let all negative and evil thoughts disappear, replaced with positive and kindness. We wish your life to be full and creative, with bright, correct and dreamy goals set especially for you.

Happy spring holiday, March 8!

Today the whole world celebrates a very important, cool and colorful holiday - International Women's Day! We wish you success, happiness and millions of flowers, as well as many smiles and soft teddy bears.

We wish you dreams come true, new adventures, sweet kisses and wonderful gifts (not only on this day!). You are the coolest, smartest, strongest and most attractive women on the planet, and we are ready to serve and worship you!

Happy spring holiday, March 8!

Today is International Women's Day, one of the coolest and most beautiful holidays of the year! We wish you all the best and the most beautiful, also a lot of laughter and great respect.

Let every moment of your life be a major victory, and every man falls on your knees, do not forget to pick up an umbrella. We wish you to honor all the rules and understand that the purpose of any woman is to rule this world.

With a cool spring holiday, March 8!

Finally, International Women's Day has arrived - the coolest holiday of the year! Dear women, we wish you continued growth and development, as you deserve all the best in this life.

We wish you great victories and achievements so that you can easily overtake everyone (not just men) and reach the heights of real success. Let the whole world fall for your beauty and ability to win, and let the sky be filled with all the colors in the world.

Happy holiday, March 8!