Funny birthday wishes for brother

Dear brother! Today you become a year older, and although we could wish you a lot, we decided to take a little break and pay tribute to the traditions! You know what we mean - vulgar, stupid and cruel congratulations!

Therefore, let's do it carefully and correctly... We wish you wild orgies and endless fun, many crazy adventures and nights filled with sexual pleasure!

Wishes are vulgar and a little reckless, but it's all part of the holiday, right? We wish you good health and a lot of love - you can always count on us for everything else!

Happy Birthday, brother!

On the birthday of our brother, we want to wish him what every man can wish for himself on this day! Although we may confess, our desires may be a bit vulgar this time...

Therefore, dear brother, we wish you an amazing experience filled with sex and ecstasy, and may your spouse not be left behind! Let's celebrate this huge day together and look forward to hearing all the details...

Happy birthday brother!

Dear brother! We wish you a happy birthday and wish you a wonderful holiday full of joy, love and pleasure! As a loving brother, I would like to give you something special, something that you will remember for a lifetime...

I think certain "gifts" will suit you on this holy day! Although we can't dive into the details, I think you understand what I mean... Anyway, I wish you wild fun and fond memories, and don't forget that you can always count on our support and love.

! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! What kind of congratulation suits you on your birthday, depending on who you are now, you are a real man who is used to achieving his goals and enjoying life in all its manifestations!

Really, brother? In that case, we wish you a happy birthday and wish you only the best! We wish you to find only the most beautiful and vulgar girls so that they fill your day with real pleasure, ruthlessly pulling out a bundle of emotions from them!

I wish you to enjoy life in all its manifestations and not stop there, brother! You deserve only the very best! Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother, today is your birthday! And no matter how busy we are in our adventurous life, you will still manage to find time to enjoy the holiday! I know that you are a real adventure lover, so let's share these amazing moments together!

On this day, I wish you to be close only to beautiful women who are insanely attractive, sexy and confident in their abilities! I want you to remember this day for the rest of your life!

Let yourself plunge into the world of pleasures and happiness! Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother, happy birthday to you! I know that we have always been real buddies who share all their secrets. For this reason, on this very day, I want to give you a truly special gift.

I give you the opportunity on this day to forget about all your problems, fully enjoy life in all its manifestations and remember this beautiful day for the rest of your life!

Brother, you deserve only that the most beautiful and vulgar women will delight you all day, leaving only positive emotions and crazy delight! Live, enjoy, enjoy life!

Happy birthday!

Congratulations, my dear brother, on your birthday! Today, you are getting a year older and wiser - this is a great occasion to remember our common times, the years when we were very close people, always ready to support each other both in difficult and joyful times...

And today is your special day when you can forget about all the problems and enjoy your holiday like a real hero! On behalf of all your friends, I want to wish you enjoyment filled with chic and beautiful women, reckless fun and crazy adventures so that you can remember this day as a real holiday for body and soul!

Happiness and prosperity to you in everything you do, brother, and may only the best friends like moidodyr always be at hand, ready to support you in any situation!

Happy Birthday, brother!

Hi brother! How are you today? I hope you are in a great mood, because today is your special day, your birthday! I understand that life is sometimes unfair and somewhat terrible, but on this day, forget about all the bad things and enjoy your holiday like never before!

I want to wish you not only a lot of happiness, but also pleasure, full of energy and madness - may your holiday remain in your memory for the rest of your life, like a golden moment imprinted in your heart and mind.

And of course, don't forget about us, your friends, who are always here, ready to do everything to make you feel good and have fun! I love you brother with all my heart!

Happy birthday!

Hello my dear brother! Today is your holiday, your birthday, and I congratulate you on this wonderful event! I know that we have always been close friends and honest comrades, ready to share with each other all the victories and defeats of life ...

And today, I want to open my heart and wish you only the very best, the most beautiful and vulgar women, so that you can to satisfy your wildest fantasies and desires, and so that you remember this holiday for the rest of your life, as the most beautiful and memorable of all!

Happiness to you, brother, all the best and all the best this year and in all the years ahead! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Today you celebrate your birthday, and you and I must celebrate it with all seriousness! I know that you have always wanted an infinite amount of love and passion in your life, and today we will give you that opportunity!

No boring gifts - only gorgeous girlfriends, vivid emotions and unbridled sensations! I wish you that every year becomes more and more cheerful, beautiful and exciting, and that only the most pleasant memories are remembered for the whole year!

Thank you for being with us, brother, and happy birthday!

Greetings my dear brother! I am very glad that you are with us today, because today is your birthday! I will not talk here about how we love you and how dear you are to us, because this is already clear ...

Let's better talk about what you need for this holiday! Of course, you should get only the most vulgar, the most daring and the most unforgettable gifts in the form of crazy orgies and crazy sex!

I wish you that your most secret dreams and fantasies become a real reality for the whole year, and that you do not forget to enjoy life and enjoy every moment of it!

Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother! Happy birthday to you! I want to wish free time for spiritual and physical love. Let your life be filled with bright colors of passion, inexhaustible energy and never interrupted joy of orgasm.

And also I wish you enjoy unforgettable sex and only with the most beautiful and courageous girls! Happy Birthday, brother! May every year be the best and memorable!

Happy Birthday, my dear brother! I wish you on this day all the most vulgar and crazy that you can imagine! May this day become a real festival of love and pleasure for you, and may no worries and problems prevent you from fully enjoying your holiday!

Today, go beyond the ordinary and let the most depraved desires come true! And do not forget that at any moment of your life we ​​will always be by your side - even when you are drunk and cannot repeat your own name.

Happy birthday brother and may this day be the craziest day you have ever seen!

Dear brother! Having chosen between congratulating you on your birthday and just the adjective "vulgar", I decided that both would be quite appropriate in this case.

So let me wish you for this day only the most depraved and crazy adventures that you can only imagine! I wish you unforgettable feelings, incredible sex and endless fun, and that you do not forget to enjoy life and every moment of your holiday!

As they say, the way of the furnace rages along with desire, so let passion take over you for this day! Happy Birthday, brother!

My dear brother, my vulgar and ugly congratulations! Today you are one more year closer to never having an erection again. But let's not talk about sad things, let's talk about civil relations with women!

I wish you to receive an incredible number of orgasms from her, and that your freedom, your erection and your booze be integral attributes of your every holiday!

And yes, do not forget that you are still my brother, albeit less sincere and sane! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, my dear brother! I know that you love all the nastiest and most depraved, so let me wish you a true sexual uplift for this year. I wish that each new sexual encounter becomes better for you than the previous one, and may your dreams and fantasies filled with unbridled desire begin to come true.

May every day bring you maximum pleasure and sensations, and do not forget that you can always count on our full support and understanding! Happy birthday brother, may this day be memorable and unforgettable!

Today is your birthday brother! Let me give you a few vulgar wishes this day: I wish you parties, nightly entertainment and crazy experiments in bed! May every wonderful moment of life be filled with worthy pleasures and may you never be bored!

And do not forget that our love and support will always be with you, even when you are busy with the most vulgar and depraved direction of life! Happy Birthday, brother!

Be the happiest and most vulgar in the world!

Dear brother, today is your birthday and I want to congratulate you in the most vulgar way! I wish you to get the most out of life and treat women as the best source of pleasure and pleasure!

Let every day be filled with love and passion, and relationships with women bring pleasure and satisfaction. And of course, let no circumstances interfere with your holiday along with the best gift that can only exist - sex!

I wish you unforgettable feelings and a sea of ​​emotions! Happy Birthday, brother!

Congratulations, my dear brother, happy birthday! I wish you many bright moments that will make this day truly unforgettable!

Today is your birthday brother! I want to wish you to always remain as creative and extraordinary as today!

Brother, I congratulate you on your birth! I wish you all-round development, many interesting people around and positive emotions from life!

Happy birthday, brother! I wish you to always be in the circle of the closest and dearest people to you, who will support you in any endeavors!

Today is your day brother! I want to wish you not only strength and energy, but also a lot of love, as well as support in difficult situations!

On your birthday, I wish you that all your dreams come true and that you experience only positive emotions from life!

Happy birthday to you my brother! I want to wish you a sea of ​​emotions and bright moments that will become unforgettable in your memory!

Happy Birthday bro! May every day of your life be filled with love, respect and understanding from people close to you!

On your birthday, be the happiest, brother! I wish you many vivid impressions and unforgettable emotions on this significant day!

Brother, today is your day! I wish you that your life is filled with happiness, joy and many pleasant surprises on your birthday!

Today is the day the world saw you! Happy birthday brother! I wish you good health, happiness, love and unbridled joy!

Best wishes on your birthday brother! Let your life be filled with bright and interesting moments that will stay with you forever!

Congratulations, brother, happy birthday! I wish you that everything you dream of becomes a reality, and you truly love your life!

Brother, how happy I am today! I want to wish you not only happiness, but also many other pleasures that will help you take away headlines and live your own life!

Today, on your birthday, I want to say that I am your biggest fan! I wish you great success and happiness!

I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you absolute prosperity and a whole scattering of sparkling happy moments!

How glad I am that you were born today, brother! I wish you wishes that you dream of something more, the right friends and notes that will lead to your goals!

Brother, I want to wish you a happy birthday and wish that all your desires turn out to be real and bring you a lot of pleasure!

On your birthday, I wish you not only good health, but also unforgettable emotions that will remain in your memory forever!

Happy Birthday, brother! Let only the most charming ladies surround you on this day and you feel like a king!

On this birthday, I want to wish you, brother, only the best impressions and unforgettable emotions!

Happy birthday, my dear brother! May your path be filled with love, happiness and good luck!

Today you become one year older, brother! I wish you good luck in all your endeavors and a lot of bright emotions on this day!

Congratulations, brother, happy birthday! Let your day pass in a real masculine style, and pleasant surprises await you in the evening!

Happy birthday, brother! I wish that all your fantasies come true and that you always have fun and easy!

Brother, today is your holiday! I wish you never feel lonely, and your friends are always there!

Today on your birthday, I wish you a lot of warmth, a lot of pleasant impressions and a lot of positive energy!

Happy birthday brother! May all your wishes come true, and your night will be even more memorable!

Today is your day, brother! I want to wish you doubly more joy and even more overwhelming feelings!

Happy birthday my beloved brother! Wishing you so much sex that you won't be able to talk when the next day comes!

Dear brother, today is your birthday, cheers! I wish you inexhaustible sexual desire and orgasms until you drop!

Today is your birthday brother! I wish you unbridled entertainment and frantic fun, full of dirty jokes and boundless sexual pleasure! No matter how you decide to celebrate this solemn day, remember - you need to have enough until your next meeting with women!

Always remember, if something doesn't go according to plan, you can always count on our support and love! And do not ask how I know all this - I have always been a witness to your unrestrained nights.

Happy birthday, my best and most vulgar brother!

Happy birthday, my dear and kind brother! I wish you a lot of beautiful women, endless kisses and unforgettable nights! As you know, wives are like metals, you have to wring them out every 5000 km.

Therefore, do not look for excuses for your desire to have fun and fill your life with love and passion! Love and be loved, enjoy life every moment and do not forget that no matter what path you choose, I will always be there for you!

Happy birthday!

Today is a day filled with joy, laughter and enjoyment! Congratulations, dear brother, happy birthday! I know that you love dirty jokes, so let me wish you a little bit of rampant debauchery!

I wish you to fully enjoy this great day filled with violent passion and boundless pleasure! Here are the desires that cannot leave you indifferent: happy orgies, crazy adventures and lots and lots of love!

You can always count on me, because I am not only a brother, but also your best friend! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Today, on your birthday, I want to express my gratitude for the fact that you are not just a brother, but also a best friend - who is always ready to help.

You have always been by my side, in difficult and easy moments, and I will never forget your support. I would also like to wish you lots and lots of fun and joy on this solemn birthday!

Like a real brother, I wish you to plunge into the world of pleasure and enjoy every minute of this day! Don't forget that you deserve all the best in this life and I will always support you in your quest.

Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother! Today is your birthday, and I want to wish you to experience everything that we can experience in this life: love, happiness and pleasure!

I wish you the joy and pleasure that you can only experience, but also, as a loving brother, I wish you a couple of bright nights filled with passion and desire!

Do not forget that we are always there, and do not be afraid to trust us in any situation. You deserve it and we are happy to help you. So let's celebrate this special day one on one.

Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother! Today we have a special day, your birthday! I wish you happiness, love and health! But don't be so humble! I want to wish you some more vulgar adventures, because in life you need to be risky, seeking and not afraid to go beyond the ordinary.

How about without vulgar jokes and fun? They help us relax, forget about problems and just enjoy life. So I wish you to swim in the sea of ​​pleasure and enjoy your birthday!

Happy Birthday, brother!

Happy birthday, my dear and vulgar brother! I wish you the best moments on this special day! But what about without vulgar jokes and fun? Therefore, I want to wish you many, many free sex, so that you can meet this day in the company of the sexiest girls in the city!

As soon as you find your perfect girlfriend, don't forget to chat with her about intimate topics in the settings! But don't forget that sex life can be dangerous, so don't forget to use protection and be careful on the street!

Well, are you ready to start your journey into the world of debauchery for this day? I'm ready to help you with this! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! I know that you love to rock and I want to wish you a lot of beer, whiskey and other drinks that will help you plunge into a world full of jokes and fun!

I wish you many, many girls and spontaneous adventures, so let's start this day with all our passion! As soon as you choose the girl that you like at first sight, let's get down to it!

But don't forget about ethics: do something to make this birthday unforgettable! Don't worry if it doesn't work right away - try again! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday bro! I want to wish you lots of fun and joy on this special day! As you know, I can't leave you without dirty jokes and adventures! Therefore, I wish you many, many hunts for women like metals - you will need energy and patience to achieve your goals!

And I also wish you a lot of sex, but only in safe mode! Don't forget to bring condoms with you and make sure the partners don't leave any marks at the crime scene!

Well, are you ready to celebrate your birthday without strings? In any case, do not forget that I will always support you in all your adventures, and that we will take all the risks!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday my dear and true brother! I would like to wish you unprecedented luck on this special day! I know that you love to feel the presence of a woman around you, so I would like to offer you a little guessing game!

Find out which of our parents I gave our old Smoke.500 pipe to! If you guess right, then I promise to give you the most beautiful woman of this year, but if you are wrong, I suggest playing cards for chocolates!

How do you like this offer? I wish you the best on this day, brother, and I will wait for your answer! Happy birthday!

Dear and respected brother! Today you are a year older and I wish you lots and lots of fun and fanaticism on this day! As a true friend, I want you to have the best of your life, but I also want you to allow yourself to rest and relax.

That's why I decided to prepare a little surprise for you - a woman you haven't met yet! It will be a real mother-of-pearl shell! She is a sign of luxury and sophistication, so do not miss your chance to enter her heart!

I wish you much on this day, brother, and I will always be there to support you! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Today is your birthday, and I would like to send you the most original congratulations! As a real vulgar person, I know that you love to light up and not stop there.

Therefore, I wish you many, many thrills, colorful adventures and vivid memories on this day! Don't stop being who you are and keep looking for your limits!

I will always support your interests and help you enjoy life! Happy Birthday, brother!

Happy birthday, my dear and vulgar brother! I want to wish you lots and lots of love, happiness and success on this day! I know that you love your job and are ready to go all the way to achieve your dreams!

Therefore, I wish you not only vulgar adventures, but also real spiritual meetings with loved ones, as well as many spiritual memories that will accompany you throughout your life!

I wish you much success in all your endeavors, and I will always be there to support you! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Today you are celebrating your birthday, and I cannot but wish you much, much joy, fulfillment of desires and happiness on this day! I know that you love to play pranks and sound like a madman, but I also know that you are a real heart that is full of warmth and love!

Therefore, I wish you not only vulgar adventures, but also real spiritual meetings with loved ones, as well as many spiritual memories that will accompany you throughout your life!

I wish you much success in all your endeavors, and I will always be there to support you! Happy birthday!

Dear brother! On this day, I want to wish you a huge amount of love, warmth and care! I know that your heart is beating freely, and you are ready to go all the way for the sake of your loved ones!

Therefore, I wish you a lot of love, tenderness and affection on this day! I know that you love vulgarity and jokes, so I'll take advantage of this and offer you a little game!

I'll hide in a place you'll never expect, a bag of real love spirit! Therefore, I wish you good luck and good mood, and also do not forget about me when you find your treasure!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday my dear brother! I know that you love vulgarity and fun, so this holiday I want to give you something special! I promise to bring you real humor and excessive joy on this day!

I wish you incredible erotic scenes, an abundance of gifts and a lot of beer with my friends! You deserve only the best on this day, and I promise that I will be with you throughout the holiday to give you full support and immerse you in the world of real vulgarity!

Happy birthday!

Dear brother! I want to wish you on this big day the same experience as the superhero Thor or Spiderman. May your sexual adventures always be the luckiest, and may your fantasies never end.

I know that you love to rock and tease people, so I want to make you a promise to make a friendly bet on who will win the most at the racetrack. You must understand that your celebration must be incredible, because you are special and deserve only the best!

Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother! Happy birthday! I know that you love vulgarity, so I want to wish you incredible pleasures on this special day! Let's look for love in all its manifestations - sexual, spiritual, sensual and even culinary!

Let this day become a new stage in your life, and you will get frantic pleasure from all experiences! I wish you powerful orgasms, a lot of beer and sour to accordion songs, as well as many friends who want to spend time with you!

Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Happy birthday! I want to wish you lots and lots of love, tenderness and passion on this special day! I know that you love vulgarity and jokes, so I ask you not to forget that I am always there to support you and let you enjoy all the delights of life!

I wish you much success in all your endeavors, and also remind you that you deserve only the best services on this day! Let's celebrate our holiday in the style of "a day in the life of an escort", and do not forget that I will always be there to give you all the necessary tips and tricks!

Happy Birthday, brother!

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I'm texting my favorite brother to wish him a happy birthday in "Dirty Dancing" style. I wish you a lot of vulgar dances, witticisms and vivid sensations on this special day!

You are the best brother in the world and you deserve all the best in this world! I wish you many spiritual meetings with loved ones, frantic entertainment and endless vulgar stories that will amuse you even in the most difficult moments!

Happy birthday!

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Dear brother! Today is your birthday, and I want to wish you not only delicious cakes and warmth, but also incredible adventures! I know that you love vulgarity, so I promise you wild orgies, inexhaustible bottles of wine and nights full of love and passion!

Do not forget that I will always be there to support you and help you achieve all your goals! Happy Birthday, brother!

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I send you vulgar congratulations, brother! Today is your birthday and I am your most faithful friend to help you in this matter! I wish you great sexual exploration, of course, at the most auspicious time, and an endless stream of pleasure and shake-shiver!

This time you surely deserve everything you want, and all your sexual dreams will come true! Do not forget that I will always be with you, giving advice and tips where needed, and enjoy all the delights of this special day!

Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother! Today you become a year older, but you will always have what you are looking for! I wish you a lot of pleasure and vigilant nights, as well as a rich flow of new adventures and indescribable passion!

Remember that you are the one and only person and it is hard to stop you if the atmosphere is hot! I wish you your most funny and vulgar fantasies from now until the end of your days!

Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Today is your birthday, and I want to stay a little gilded vulgarity! I wish you great sexual adventures full of joy and passion, as well as endless opportunities to satisfy your desires!

Remember that the entertainment you are looking for is in your arsenal, and you can create incredible fun for yourself, even in the most difficult moments!

I wish you a long life, lots of love and respect, and an endless stream of nice erotic scenes! Happy birthday!

I send you pleasant vulgar congratulations, brother! Today is your birthday, and while you may be the biggest womanizer in the world, we all know that today is your business!

I wish you many erotic pleasures, a lot of bad jokes and uncontrollable laughter! Do not forget that friends are always there, and we are ready to share with you all the moments of our lives!

I wish you longevity, many interesting acquaintances and safe but pleasant entertainment! Happy Birthday, brother!

Dear brother! Today you are a real cricket who rules our world, our often inept hearts and our wild emotions! I wish you many pleasant experiences, many beautiful girls and nights filled with passion and short romances!

I wish you strong emotions and unforgettable travels in the world of sexuality and intrigue! Don't forget we are all here to support you and you always have someone to talk to and share your memoirs with!

Happy birthday!

Dear brother! Today is your birthday, and I wish you every drop of pleasure, every powerful orgasm, and every return of emotion that we can remember for the rest of our lives!

I wish you the most vivid impressions and incomparable pleasure, as well as a wonderful holiday, delicious food and drinks! I know it can often be hard so I wish you a happy life full of support and love and I will always be there to give you any help you may need!

Happy birthday!

I send you cool vulgar congratulations, brother! Today is your birthday and this is the moment we should be celebrating! I wish you powerful and violent orgies filled with passion and pleasure, and overflowing with sexual pleasures!

I wish you endless possibilities for entertainment that you choose and a huge dose of fun so that you can enjoy life to the fullest! Do not forget that we will always be there, ready to support and help, wherever you are!

Happy birthday cool brother!

Dear brother! Today is the day when we can respond to all lovers of gilded vulgarity! I wish you a lot of hot adventures, lots of sexual pleasures and several orgies to capture more and more heights of passion!

You're a tough guy and you deserve only the best, so I'm here to help you achieve your wildest dreams! I wish you different types of girls so that you have many options for choosing where to have fun!

Happy birthday cool brother!

Dear brother! Today is the day the tough guys get their dirty congratulations! I wish you many sexual adventures, the most unforgettable scenes and a huge portion of pleasure!

Let's make this day unforgettable, full of laughter, entertainment and equally trouble-free real ladies! Remember that you deserve the best and shoot in all directions!

I wish you powerful orgies and passionate nights, and remember that we will always be there to support and help you! Happy birthday cool brother!