Unusual birthday greetings for a friend

Dear friend, on this day I wish you much happiness, love and prosperity. As you know, I have always been a lover of word games, so I offer you a funny congratulatory rhyme: "May your birthday be so hot that your years will only be time." So enjoy your special day and celebrate it the way you should!

My beloved friend, on this day of your birth, I wish you laughter, joy and warmth. I know that you have always been inclined to understand humor, so I cannot miss the opportunity to please you with my congratulations.

Here's my funny phrase for you: "Today is your birthday, and may your cake be huge, juicy and ... hinting at something big and sweet in one word."

My dear friend, today is your birthday and I want to wish you great love and harmony in your life. I know that you are always a connoisseur of good jokes, so I can't resist congratulating you in my own way. You know that I have always been a fan of funny puns, and here is my offer to you on this special day: "My friend, congratulations - let everyone bring you gifts in "spirits" and flourish your life in "chocolate".

Happy birthday, my beauty! We both know you deserve better, and here's my goofy congratulations to make your day even more special. "Today you are the queen of the holiday, so your mood should be as hot as your thoughts!

Let your skin shine, as you shine and infinitely beautiful, like a growing flower in tropical gardens!". Happy birthday, dear - celebrate and enjoy this day, be the most beautiful and happy!

My beloved friend, today is your birthday, and I can not miss the opportunity to share my vulgar thoughts with you. You know, there are many ways to wish you happiness on this special day, but I chose the sexiest one.

"May this day bring you a lot of pleasant sensations, like a bright oreo cake wrapped in a bright fragrant cream. Today you are the queen of this day, and may you enjoy every moment!".

My dear, today is such a special day - your birthday! I can't leave you without my vulgar congratulations. May this day be full of love, happiness and, of course, passion!

You know I've always been a fan of sexually charged humor. Well, are you ready for some sweet vulgarity? "My friend, your beauty is immensely attractive, like a magnet, like a mirror that reflects my passion.

May this day be unforgettably passionate!"

Today is your birthday and I want to congratulate you in my own way! My dear, you know that I have always been a fan of puns, especially if they have a vulgar connotation.

Here is my congratulations for you: "Your day, your holiday, your fiesta! Today you show everyone your beauty and sexuality, like ripe fruit fat. May this day be memorable and many pleasant sensations be with you!"

My beloved friend, let this birthday be the most memorable and unusual! I know that you are a fan of funny and slightly vulgar jokes, so my congratulations will be in this style.

"Today you will definitely become the main star of the party! May all your wishes come true and you will spend this day in the most sexy way! Do not be afraid to show everyone your beauty and sexuality - you are just unearthly!".

My dear, on this special day, I cannot pass by without congratulating you! You know that I have always been a lover of humor with subtext, so my vulgar congratulations will be unusual and memorable.

"You are insanely beautiful and seductive, like the most exquisite cocktail. May this day bring you unforgettable moments, how your eyes sparkle with delight!".

My beauty, on this birthday I want to congratulate you on the fact that you are truly the most beautiful soul that I have ever met in my life. I wish you a lot of happiness, inspiration, and most importantly, the realization of all desires.

After all, you know that you cannot stop, you must definitely move forward, strive for new heights, including those that are associated with your sexuality.

And do not forget that there are many people in the world who are eager to meet you and get acquainted with your art of pampering themselves with their love and passion.

My dear friend, I cannot but wish you a happy birthday and wish you the warmest emotions. You have always been unlike anyone else, and it is your personality that makes you so beautiful.

I wish you to relax and enjoy this special day, which every year will only make you even better and more beautiful. There are many wishes, but this time I want to wish you a wonderful night, passion and an unforgettable orgasm experience.

My dear, today is your birthday and I cannot miss the opportunity to congratulate you in a somewhat vulgar way. May this day be filled with warmth, joy, tenderness and lots of love.

I wish you never forget about your dreams, always be yourself and not be afraid to enjoy life. Let your secret dreams come true, and the flowers in your garden give an unusual aroma to the delight of others.

My bitch friend, today is your birthday and I want to make it unforgettable. I wish you to enjoy life in all its manifestations, to feel every moment and every little thing.

But, of course, the most important thing is to have fun in bed with such a person whom you trust insanely and who knows how to satisfy your desires. Don't forget to enjoy life and don't be afraid to be yourself, even if it seems a little vulgar.

My dear friend, on this birthday I want to wish you many pleasant surprises and vivid emotions. I wish you universal attention, many compliments and a lot of champagne. But, of course, we do not forget about the vulgar subtext, so I additionally wish you that your most desired dreams come true on this day and you get indescribable pleasure from the dark corners of your imagination.

My dear friend, today you are one year closer to wisdom and experience. But, of course, you will always remain a young soul and a beautiful woman that every man desires to win. Therefore, I want to congratulate you on your birthday and wish you a sensual and powerful orgasm that will make you forget about everything that is happening around.

My dear friend, today is your birthday and I cannot leave you without my attention, the most amazing and attractive woman I know. I wish you never forget about your desires and the desire for maximum pleasure.

Let's experience all the pleasures of life without being afraid of your hot fantasies! And most importantly - let's enjoy your birthday without limits. From me as a gift you get a crazy evening filled with love and passion to enjoy all the charms of life and forget about all your problems!

My beloved friend, you become more beautiful and hotter every time. On this birthday, I want to wish you something incredible - to feel wild delight, to break away to the fullest and forget about all the restrictions!

I wish you emotions and passion, pleasure and vivid sensations. Let's release all your hidden desires and feel free to experience an incredible explosion of feelings in bed.

Your birthday is the perfect occasion for this!

My dear friend, on your birthday, I want to wish you something incredible. I wish you unforgettable moments in holiday decoration and fantastic adventures in bed.

I wish you to try something new and unforgettable, not to be afraid of love and emotions. And most importantly - get everything you want and get as much pleasure as you want without any special "calculations".

Happy birthday, my favorite fairy! I wish you many adventures, unforgettable moments and constant magic in your life! Never stop giving your beauty and inspiration!

Happy birthday my dear acid-riding cowgirl! I wish you to continue experiments, look for new facets and create unforgettable moments in your life!

Happy birthday, my favorite heartbreaker! I wish you many pleasant meetings, endless fun and the best of luck in all your endeavors!

Today is your day and I wish you to enjoy every second of this unforgettable birthday! May joy and fun surround you everywhere!

Happy birthday my dear friend! I wish you never cease to be in the spotlight, be able to win hearts and be the brightest and most unforgettable person in the world!

Happy birthday my dear colleague! I wish you to continue to strive for success, be independent and fearless in your work and never cease to amaze your colleagues with your elegance and brightness!

Happy birsday, my dear! Do not forget that you are one of the most daring and bright young ladies in the world, and I wish you good luck in all your independent endeavors!

Happy birthday my dear minx! I wish you a good night, an exciting morning and never-ending parties where you can realize all your bold ideas!

Happy birthday my beautiful friend! I wish you to continue your performing activities, creating unforgettable content that will delight your fans!

Today is your birthday - the day that gives you the right to everything! You can do what you want, and I wish you only the brightest and most unforgettable!

Happy birthday, my favorite bright personality! I wish you not only to surprise, but also to amaze the world with your uniqueness and originality!

Happy birthday, my dear vulgar priestess! I wish you many unforgettable parties, unusual adventures and a lot of debauchery!

Today is your birthday and you deserve only the best! Wishing you lots of laughter, lots of fun and continued good luck!

Happy birthday, my favorite rebel! I know that your impetuous and free heart will lead to victory and many achievements this year!

Happy birthday, my dear friend, who is always up to date with all the latest news and events! I wish you to continue to cooperate with the main sources of information and succeed in your work!

Today is the happiest day of the year because it's your birthday! I wish you a huge dose of passion, love and a powerful orgasm!

Happy birthday, my favorite teaser! I wish you a sharp tongue, sex appeal and many unforgettable moments in your life!

Happy birthday my bony princess! Today is your day, so forget that there is no future - this year will be the best of all!

Happy birthday, my dear infernal profanator! I wish you a huge amount of euphoria and madness, so that every day is like an unforgettable end of the world!

Today is the day when you have become a year more experienced and more dangerous! Celebrate with pleasure and don't forget to spend time on your important mission to get better!

Happy birthday beautiful lady! I wish you great success in your work, special success in love and the achievement of unheard-of heights in your vulgar fantasies!

Darling, your beauty and freshness of substance amaze me every time we meet. Happy Birthday!

Today I would like to wish you endless love, no drama and no free drinks for life. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, my beloved sincere friend! I hope you get everything you like, from your favorite food to an insulting amount of alcohol!

Happy Birthday bro! I wish you an electrifying annual report and a zero-filled bank account!

Today is your birthday and you look so good I can't believe you're that old already! Celebrate this day, enjoy and have fun!

Happy birthday my dear friend! Don't forget to take a shovel and cut down the cake - those calories won't go away on their own!

Wishing you a happy Christmas holidays with a heartfelt generous Santa Claus. You deserve all the best!

Judging by your fast food love, you can have a strip dance at the burger joint - today is a great occasion. Celebrate and enjoy life!

Happy birthday my soul mate! I wish you love, good luck and old school adventures this year!

Today is your birthday, and I want to wish you bright emotions and unforgettable impressions that will stay with you for many years!

Happy birthday, my beloved friend! I wish you to feel real pleasure and get maximum pleasure on this holiday!

Dear friend, today is your holiday! I wish you to get such pleasure that will make you forget about everything in the world!

Happy Birthday! With all my heart I wish you a lot of pleasure and unique impressions in bed!

Happy birthday! I wish you the fulfillment of all your most intimate fantasies and erotic dreams!

My beloved friend, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you with special lightness and humor. I wish you a real holiday, charged with new impressions and emotions.

I wish you to find your way to true pleasure and, of course, to strive for the sweetness of life without limits. You and I know that life is short for being bored, so go ahead, enjoy this day like you've never done it before!

My dear friend, you know that I have always been a punter. On this birthday, I want to wish you all the most pleasant, spicy and delicious as soon as possible.

I wish you strange and wonderful stories, unexpected twists and bright moments. And, of course, I wish you that all your wishes come true just like sweets in sweets.

My beloved friend, today is your birthday, and I cannot pass this event without a unique congratulation that will make you smile. I also know that you like humor and jokes, so I want to wish you as much laughter as there is oxygen in the air! And of course, I wish you awkward moments, so that you know that life is too short to try to please everyone.

My dear friend, today is your birthday and I want to wish you the very best of enjoyment. I wish you to enjoy every little second of this day and allow yourself to be freed from the routine and usually only worries.

I remember how we laugh together, how much we share with each other, and I want this day to be truly unusual for you. May your dreams come true and may your wishes come true for years to come.

Happy birthday, my dearest friend, may everything go the way you yourself want!

My dearest friend, on this day of your birth, I want to wish you real sexual insight, dreams, lightness and joy. It doesn't sound quite traditional for congratulations, but I can't help but wish you all the most unusual for this holiday.

I want you to smell freedom, communication and spirit, infinity and true luxury. May your dreams come true on this birthday and eternity begins today!

My dear, most beloved and beautiful friend. Today is your birthday and I can't help but congratulate you with all my heart. I wish you rare moments that excite us, penetrate and enjoy.

I want to wish you love that will fill all the sensations, happiness that will be on your lips every day, and pleasure that allows you to reveal yourself, surpass boundaries and feel true freedom.

Happy birthday, my beloved friend, have a pleasant and interesting holiday!

My dearest, amazing and beautiful friend, on this birthday I want to wish you a sense of humor that knows no bounds and has no end. I wish you the warm rays of the sun, liters of alcohol and private jokes.

Do not forget that laughter prolongs life, and jokes can brighten up even the most meaningless moments of life. Well, let's start this holiday and start it with loud laughter and oxygen catharsis!

Happy birthday, my most cheerful and funny friend!

My dear friend, today is your birthday, and we must definitely celebrate this day the way you deserve it - with a strong alcoholic drink, a chariot and elusive beauties.

Just don't forget to raise your glasses every time the candle on your cake bulges. Jokes aside, but you should also have a completely healthy obligatory portion of fun on this day.

Happy birthday, my beloved friend!

My beloved friend, today is your birthday and I can't pass up this opportunity to throw in a few jokes. I wish you today more indecent than yesterday, and more decent than tomorrow. Therefore, let's drink a sip in honor of your birthday purely symbolically.

My most beloved friend, on this birthday I want to wish you extraordinary experiences, delicious meals, meetings with your friends and family, and, of course, incendiary parties.

I suggest you forget about all your habits, stop and enjoy every moment that this day can give you. May this birthday be the day of your romance, filling all the senses, taking on your best sides and generating amazing memories.

Happy birthday, my most original and beautiful friend!

My dear friend, today is your birthday and I cannot leave you without my most unusual and unique wishes. I wish you to feel real freedom, experience incomparable lightness and progress, discover new facets in yourself and shoot your own talents.

I am sure that you can cope with all difficulties perfectly, and I wish you to discover the endless potential and unsurpassed beauty in yourself that will give you runways for each next year.

Happy birthday, my original and bright girlfriend!

My beloved friend, today is your birthday, and I cannot pass by this opportunity to congratulate you with all sincerity and openness. I want to wish you great happiness, original emotions, incomparable feelings and, of course, strong love.

I suggest that on this birthday we cross the line that separates the usual and the unusual, and enjoy a creative outlook on life. After all, only the first step makes everyone else make our life brighter and more exciting.

Happy birthday, my unique and unique friend!

My dearest friend, today you are walking on your special birthday, and I cannot help but join in this celebration. I wish you wonderful congratulations and seething emotions that will be associated not only with your holiday, but also with your personality.

May your life be filled not only with spirituality and beauty, but also with the spiritual depth that you will leave on your long-standing path. After all, this is the most important thing in this life - to be the person that you are.

Happy birthday, my beloved and sincere friend!

My beloved friend, today I want to congratulate you on the most important holiday of the year - your birthday. I wish you that your dreams become real, and problems disappear instantly, like candles on your cake.

Today I want to forget about all the factors of social significance and dive into the soul of your most special desires. Wish to fill yourself with unforgettable impressions and get inspiration for the whole year.

Happy birthday, my sincere and most reliable friend!

My dear and unique friend, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you with all my heart. You deserve the very best this world has to offer, and I want to wish you what's not on the price tag.

I wish you saturation of the soul, many pleasant impressions and joy. Give fulfillment to your passions and desires so that they turn you into a real champion in any business.

Happy birthday, my dearest and most sincere friend!

My most fun and versatile friend, on this birthday I wish you all the funniest and witty moments that you so deserve. May your cake be as fun and interleaved as your life, and your gifts as spontaneous and unexpected as your jokes.

I wish that you continue to be funny, witty and always ready for surprises. Happy birthday, my most first-class and entertaining friend!

My beloved friend, today I want to congratulate you on your birthday and remember all the funny and funny moments that we experienced together. I love you not only for your intelligence and beauty, but also for the jokes that we borrow from each other.

Don't be surprised that each cake has its own theme (the word CAKE can be expanded as "Your Special Birthday Cake"). Be always the most entertaining, witty and funny!

Happy birthday, my most beloved and playful friend!

My dear friend, today is your birthday and I can't miss the opportunity to wish you happiness, health and of course amazing and funny moments on this special day!

One of the funniest moments on this day will of course be drinking one year and living twice as long! I wish you stunning jokes, pleasant surprises and loud explosions of laughter on this day!

Happy birthday, my most beloved and funny friend!

My dear and unique friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you amazing emotions, spontaneous events and lots of fun. I apologize for my next dirty trick, but I hope this will make your day even more fun: "My dear, there may not be much knowledge here, but you should know that you cannot eat DIET FOODS on this day!".

Happy birthday, my most beloved and adventurous friend!

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My dear friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I hope that today you will not only be able to charge your phone, but also get many funny surprises and unforgettable moments. My next funny phrase you can use in a conversation, and I hope it brings you a lot of fun: "Today is your birthday - let it be as unforgettable and depraved as Christmas in a brothel!" Happy birthday, my most amazing and unrestrained friend!

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My dearest friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you to receive the very gifts that you have long desired, as well as to be surrounded by attention and amazing moments on this special day. Carefully, my portion of funny and vulgar congratulations goes straight to you: "With all my heart I wish that all beautiful men were at your feet, and all those who you don't like, CHARACTERISTIC PLANTERS." Happy birthday, my coolest and vicious friend!

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My dear and charming friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you lots of laughter, joy and of course good sex! But not to say anything too vulgar, I just wish you a warm and pleasant affectionate conversation before going to bed.

But we both know that you deserve something hot and passionate on this special day, so my next congratulations are a little more sincere: "My most occult fellow traveler in life, I wish you to experience a real orgasm every sixteen minutes tonight." Happy birthday, my most passionate and relaxed friend!

My beloved friend, on this birthday of yours, I wish you a lot of laughter, amazing surprises and, of course, an insidious meeting of the LED at the most unexpected moment. However, I know that you are careful, so my next vulgar congratulation will be so harmless that you can say it out loud: "My dear, I wish you that all your wet dreams become bright and unforgettable realities." Happy birthday, my most measured and vicious friend!

My most beautiful friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you much love, happiness, health and boundless fun! Well, now the fun part - vulgar wishes, which, I'm sure, will make you smile and make you blush a little.

"My dear, I wish you that all your long desires be satisfied, and all your long desires find their fulfillment." Happy birthday, my most passionate and seductive friend!

My dear friend, I congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you endless fun, an incredible amount of love and, of course, endless happiness. I would joke even more, but my next congratulation sounds a little more serious than all the others: "My dear, on this birthday I wish you to find your love, who will be with you in everything and work hard to keep you next to you forever ".

Happy birthday, my most sensitive and cordial friend!

My dear friend, on this special day, I wish you endless fun, romance and of course, friends in front of phones that will call you all night. However, my next, somewhat more vulgar, congratulation will make your day even more enjoyable: "My most erotic and sexy friend, I wish you all your dreams come true, and all your desires are satisfied." Happy birthday, my sweetest and sweetest friend!

My dear friend, today I want to congratulate you on your birthday! I wish you great love, unchanging happiness and boundless joy. I know that you like to joke and make fun, so I want to wish you a lot of pleasant emotions, and a little joke.

"My most attractive friend, today is your birthday, so just one piece of advice - do crazy things and don't stop until the end." Happy birthday, my most friendly and unpredictable friend!

My dear and rebellious friend, today is your birthday, and I wish you many pleasant experiences, amazing surprises and, of course, endless fun! My next greeting is a bit cheesy, but I'm sure you'll like it even more: "For this birthday, I wish you find a guy who will be able to "wind up" so well that you will even forget your fear of flickering activation lights. Happy birthday, my coolest and most inventive friend!

My beloved friend, today you are one more year older and I wish you many pleasant surprises and lots of fun! But to brighten up your life a little, I would like to wish you something else ...

more vulgar. "My most seductive friend, I wish you on this birthday to find your man, who will become your personification of passion and tenderness, and also add you several new positions for your intimate life." Happy birthday, my coolest and most perfect friend!

My dear friend, today is your birthday and I want to wish you great happiness and joy! I know that you love everything unusual and original, so I will do my best to please you with my congratulations. "My most daring and beautiful friend, here is my wish for you on your birthday - may all your most ardent desires become a reality, and all your most passionate fantasies come true at just the right moment." Happy birthday, my coolest and bravest friend!