Humorous birthday greetings for a friend

Today you celebrate another year of life, which we will celebrate, as they say, with great vigor! And I sincerely wish you that the antics at your parties become more provocative, colorful and chaotic. May this year give you a life lesson - "whoever came to the port, put on a silk belt in the port." But most importantly, do not give up and continue to break the wings of fate, you are strong and indomitable!

Dear friend, today is your birthday and I want you to remember to every guest every detail of your colorful sexual experience. Let all these episodes be banned, but at the same time, I wish you that your sexual adventures become even more exciting every year!

May you have even more love than friends! Hello!

Today I congratulate my friend on his birthday and wish him great happiness, love and prosperity. But what if a company of well-known people is looking forward to vulgar congratulations? I decided not to jeopardize my reputation as a linguist and journalist, but I will offer you original and delicate congratulations that will remind you of funny moments and ignite passion!

Today my friend celebrates his birthday, and I want to congratulate him on a real find - youth! May you not age a single day, but only become even more cool and interesting!

I wish you a great mood, many vivid memories and maximum happiness! I also give you a vulgar gift that will not leave you indifferent! May all your dreams come true on this day, and you get the maximum pleasure from life!

Happy Birthday my dear friend!

My dear friend, you are so special that I cannot afford not to celebrate your birthday! I wish you that this year you become even more beautiful, strong and self-confident!

I know that you are an open and cheerful person, but on this day I want to give you a little spicy gift option that you simply cannot refuse! Let your birthday become even brighter and more unforgettable, a real firework of positivity and laughter!

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Today my beloved friend is celebrating his birthday, and I cannot pass by and not congratulate him in the most exotic and vulgar way! I wish you that your day was soft and cozy, the gift was enough, and the mood was through the roof!

You are the most open and sociable person, I know, and this year you will find even more reasons to rejoice. Let this year become a unique and wonderful journey, and unforgettable adventures will be remembered for a lifetime!

Happy Birthday my dear friend!

Today is my best friend's birthday! I know that he is not against vulgar humorous gifts and experiments. And I, in turn, prepared for him the most non-standard and creative gift that will not only surprise, but also put him on an unusual wave!

I wish my friend that during this year he could expand his horizons in the intimate sphere, get unusual pleasant sensations and raise his own sex life to a new level!

May on this day all dreams and desires become a reality, and you feel like the king of love!

Today my wonderful friend celebrates his birthday. I want to congratulate you on this significant day and wish you a lot of fun with vulgar notes in our cozy company!

This year I wish you not only to make new friends, but also to find new interesting partners who will give you sophisticated and unforgettable emotions.

May your birthday be rich, bright and, of course, vulgar! Merry Christmas my dear friend!

Dear friend, today you are celebrating your birthday, and I cannot but congratulate you in a special way! I know that you are not against vulgar jokes and experiments, so I decided to make your birthday even more unforgettable and beautiful!

I wish you to become even more stunning and desirable, as well as to get fully armed with your fantasies leading and not stopping the challenge. So get ready for unexpected intimate twists, I'm sure this year will be your year!

Today I want to congratulate you on your birthday in an original and unforgettable way. I know that you love interesting and exotic gifts, as well as beautiful dirty jokes.

Therefore, I have prepared for you the most unusual and enchanting gift that you cannot refuse! I wish you not only to enjoy every moment of your life, but also to surprise your loved ones and friends with your non-standard appearance and sexual charm!

May every day in your life be filled with new discoveries and amazing opportunities! Happy birthday my beloved friend!

Today you are supposed to have your beautiful holiday party and an unforgettable gift that will amaze and please you in your life! I know that you are always ready for new and interesting adventures, and also open to laughter and jokes.

Therefore, I have chosen for you the funniest and most fantastic gift that you can never refuse. I wish you not only to explore new areas of intimate life, but also to enjoy every moment of life!

Let your festive day become even more stormy, bright and unusual! Happy birthday my dear friend!

My dear friend, you are celebrating your birthday and I can't help but congratulate you on your choice. I know that you love beautiful and vulgar jokes, so every year I have to think about a new and exotic gift.

I wish you not only to receive beautiful gifts and congratulations from relatives and friends, but also very tangible ones, received thanks to your forbidden desires.

Let every day of your life become more vivid and unforgettable, and you become even more sexually attractive and exciting! Happy birthday my beloved friend!

Today my friend is celebrating his birthday and I want to offer him special wishes that he will like and bring a lot of pleasure! Let's unleash your fantasy to the fullest and wish you Canadian class, dominance and srukotastics.

Let your friends surround you only with pleasant emotions and affection, let the gifts be pleasant, and vivid sexual impressions be remembered for a long time!

Congratulations, my wonderful friend, happy birthday! Always be like who you are today!

My beloved friend, you know that my humor is not always appropriate, but today it will be exactly to your taste. And I wish you no less funny and cool moments in your life, only with vulgar notes.

After all, why not congratulate you in this form, today is your birthday, and you deserve the best! Let every day of your life be filled with new adventures and interesting people, and don't forget to share your impressions with us!

Happy birthday, you are the coolest prankster in the world!

Today's your birthday will be bright and unforgettable, just like you. You are a very funny and cool guy, so I could not resist and made a non-standard gift for you.

I wish you not only to receive an endless amount of gifts and congratulations, but also more erotic and sensual pleasure on this special day. Yes, it sounds vulgar, but I'm sure you like it, so let's relax and rock in great company!

Happy birthday, my cool friend!

My beloved friend, your birthday is a special day and I have prepared something special for you! There is no better gift than a vulgar congratulations from your friend.

You know that I will not miss with humor and erotica and give you the most unforgettable strong emotions! I wish you more laughter, joy and unforgettable impressions!

May every day of your life be filled with clarity of thought and depth of intimate relationships! Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday, my friend, and I want to remind you that you are the flower of life, emotional and talented! I know that you love beautiful gifts, so I will leave this role to others, and I will give you the most vulgar and unforgettable congratulations that will make you smile all day!

I wish you to be strong, energetic and fight for your dreams! Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday, my friend, and I congratulate you on this significant day! I know that you love dirty jokes and humor, so I came up with something special for you - free dirty congratulations!

Today you do not need to put money on gifts and treats, I will make your day even more memorable! I wish you strength of mind, stamina and self-confidence!

You are my most wonderful friend, take my congratulations to heart and let these warm words be remembered for a lifetime!

Today you have become a year closer to wisdom, so I am sure that life will be better than because of your previous mistakes!

Happy birthday! I wish you many delightful moments filled with colorful smiles and great memories!

Can you believe it's been a full 365 days since your last birthday? Well, I am very glad that you are still by my side.

Don't worry buddy, given your time on earth, you can still continue to enjoy a few of the perks of living at an older age!

Friend, on this birthday of yours, close all your eyes and imagine only happiness and joy, I'm sure these emotions are familiar enough to you, they are recruited from your environment!

Birthday is the most important day of the year, when you can make any decisions, but most importantly - do not feel sorry for yourself!

I know you just took a deep breath and jumped into this year in full readiness. I wish you the best of luck this year!

I wish you only the brightest impressions and great events in your life! Birthday is a gift of our life, keep this moment in memory!

Well, let's be honest, your birthdays are getting shorter and shorter each time. It's okay, because our friendships are growing and growing!

A birthday is a day when you can feel like the main character of your own life. I wish you to remain the main character all your life!

Today is your birthday and it's such a great day to show off your confidence. I believe in you!

Happy Birthday! I wish you the full disclosure of your capabilities, a big barge of happiness and more Netflix and exciting TV shows in your life!

Today you have become a year more experienced and wiser than yesterday. I wish you that this wisdom manifests itself in solving your problems, and that experience brings maximum benefit in life.

A real man is one who knows how not to be greedy in love and desires. After all, birthday greetings are a beautiful occasion to pay attention to yourself and your loved ones, and you know it like no one else!

In December, the snow is long gone, and life does not boil as much as in the summer of the year. Happy birthdays, dear, you will write a new verse.

From our cheerful school days, I know that in your youth you were unsurpassed in dancing. Celebrate DR with the same vigor!

May there always be a lot of harmony, meaning and vivid impressions in your life. I wish you this in honor of your birthday!

Did you like the gifts? Great! Now all that's left is to throw the perfect party for a beautiful final spread!

Today is your birthday, friend. May all your desires become a reality, including those that are indecent for public expression. Enjoy this day and let it become one of the most memorable!

Happy birthday! I wish you massage, oral sex and reciprocity. Enjoy this special day and let it become one of the best in your life!

Today I wish you everything you want. Everything but safe sex. Go enjoy life, my favorite vulgar!

I can't imagine how you're already a year older. However, I do know one thing: you are still the same flirting devil! Happy birthday!

Today you celebrate your birthday, my dear friend, and I want to congratulate you like a man! I wish you to become even more experienced and liberated in bed so that you can decorate the life of your soulmate with yourself.

But the most important thing is that you have to try twice to achieve this, develop your abilities and improve your technique. But I will tell you, brother, that all these body movements must take place within the framework of the norms of morality and ethics.

Happy birthday and may life continue in bed and beyond, boldly and fearlessly!

Dear friend, happy birthday to you! I wish you that your nights are as hot and passionate as your days, and that your life is pure pleasure! But remember that with age you need to be more careful, especially in bed.

So keep fit and train your intimate muscles! Let this day be unforgettable and leave you only positive emotions.

Today is your birthday, buddy! I just can't get past this date without congratulating you with a real man's tongue! I wish you to be as dexterous in bed as you are on the dance floor.

May your life be filled with bright emotions and fiery desire. Have a nice day and may all your sexual fantasies come true!

Today is your birthday, my dear friend! I know that you have always been by my side. He always shared his life experience and belief that there is always a way out of any situation.

I want to congratulate you and wish you only the best. May this new sweetheart of yours be filled with respect for you and all that is dear to you. I wish you only happiness and achievements in your personal life, success and prosperity in your work.

Never forget about me so that I can always support you and be happy for you in your adventures.

Today is your birthday, and I congratulate you, my dear friend! I know that this year will be a milestone for you and despite the fact that we like to express our feelings with more freedom than other people, our friendship is even deeper.

I wish you to find your soul mate, who will put an end to the final dreams about what kind of life you could live. May you find a patient and caring partner who will make you rejoice with happiness and euphoria.

Happy holiday!

Dear friend, no matter how to embarrass you with our vulgar congratulations to some extent, but I always feel that our relationship at this level goes beyond the communication of banal acquaintances of people.

Therefore, I want to express my sincere affection and desire to wish you not only all male satisfaction, but also peace of mind. I wish you to enjoy life and not be afraid of your erotic fantasies.

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Happy birthday my friend! I wish you that love, passion and uncontrollable desire do not block your determination and strong will! I know that you have many interesting and creative projects that you need to implement.

Therefore, I wish you to the best of your sexual fantasies, do not forget to realize your ambitions and continue to strive for new heights in your career!

May your life be as bright and unforgettable as you are!

Congratulations, my dear friend, on your next birthday! I hope you find new partners today to support your new passion. I wish you a calm order and confidence in your actions, as well as creative and creative ideas in search of new acquaintances.

But never forget that the foundation of any true love relationship is loyalty, trust, and respect. Happy birthday and may you succeed!

Today is your birthday, friend, and I want to congratulate you on this happy holiday! I wish you that your fun in bed remains only outside and does not cause complaints from your neighbors!

May your life become even brighter and more memorable than ever before. For your party, I brought something special - you definitely won't be bored! Happy Birthday, my friend!

Happy Birthday my dear friend! I am very glad that you and I are so close and have the opportunity to express all our insatiable passion in a funny and funny way.

I wish you definitely find a new lover or mistress this year to share your love and passion, from time to time late at night. Let your life be rich and colored with various colors that will be reflected in your creative projects.

All the best for you my friend!

Today is your birthday, my beloved friend! You know that we always welcome impulses of passion and the desire to transform them into new forms of creativity.

I wish you that this year you find your brightest desires and learn how to realize them, whatever they are. In addition, health, happiness and a peaceful sky in your personal life.

May good luck and prosperity always accompany you. Happy birthday and congratulations!

Dear friend, happy birthday to you! I would like to share with you original and vulgar wishes for this important day. I wish you to find a partner or partner who can satisfy your sexual desires and needs.

In addition, I wish you to find a balance between personal life and work, moving forward and never resting on your laurels. I wish you good health and lots of love!

Happy holiday my friend!

Happy Birthday my dear friend! I would like to wish you a lot of love and respect, both in your personal life and in your career. I know that you always find inspiration in what you do and your creative projects reach new heights.

But you deserve to know that there are always people who love you and accept you for who you are. I wish you success in love, health and stability in life!

And if it helps you, then I'm always ready to suggest secret tricks to add a little spice to your personal life. All the best for you this birthday and always!

Today is the birthday of my beloved friend, and I would like to express my sincere wishes on this occasion. I wish you more self-confidence, the strongest soul connection and great love in your life.

I know that you have many creative projects that you want to realize, and I wish you a rich and interesting life that will give you the opportunity to fully unfold and realize all your ambitions.

May you always be surrounded by people who love and appreciate your talents and skills, and who will support you in any situation. Happy birthday my soulmate and may all your dreams come true!

Today my best friend is celebrating his birthday, and I want to wish him more love, understanding and support in achieving all his goals. I wish you to find a balance between your personal life and career, and also enjoy every day of your life.

In addition, may you find a partner or partner who will understand and love you for who you are, and who can satisfy your secret desires. Let your life be juicy, bright and memorable!

Happy birthday my soul friend!

Today I want to please my dear friend with a funny birthday greeting. I am sure that every year you become only better and wiser, but do not forget to be proud of what makes you feel young and empty.

I wish you our fictional erection in any situation, and also let your body behave as your soul desires. Let all your sexual adventures be rich and vibrant, and your life will be as you want!

Happy birthday, my favorite joker!

Today you are the main character of our evening, dear friend. I want to congratulate you on this entertaining holiday and remind you that everything you experience in your life is not a problem, but only an experience.

Therefore, do not disappear into endless question marks and get lost in your doubts, take on everything new that comes your way. But do not forget that a partner or partner will always come to the rescue, who can show little cares and tenderness, and let them be your support in the most difficult moments of your life.

So I wish you direction and assertiveness, may your business become successful and prosperous. Happy birthday my playful friend!

My dear friend, today you celebrate your birthday and I cannot but congratulate you with a joke. Remember that with age you become like moonshine - everything is better and stronger, but you start to work much more slowly.

I wish you find a life sight that will keep you set to win, and also find a lover or mistress who will give you spice and direction in your life. Happy Birthday, my friend!

Today my friend celebrates his birthday and I decided to make it special. I wish you to enjoy every moment of your presence in life and not stop there. But of course, don't forget to share your love knowledge with your close friends and partners.

Feel free to have fun and light up in every new situation. May your experience be filled with pleasure and delight, and your life will not be boring for a minute.

Happy birthday, my very vulgar and depraved friend!

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Today I want to congratulate my friend on his birthday and please him with an SMS that will not leave any of our friends indifferent. I wish you to open up in your sex life and not be shy to express your love.

I sincerely hope that you will find a partner who will support your velvety dreams and allow you to reach new heights in revealing your sexuality. May your life be as bright and extravagant as your fantasies!

From the bottom of my heart, happy birthday my friend!

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Today my old friend is celebrating his birthday, and I think you deserve the most vulgar and unusual wishes. I wish you to feel every moment of your life and learn from your mistakes, and also not be shy to talk about your innermost desires and passions.

May you find a partner or partner who will share your passions and allow you to fill your life with real sensations. Do not be shy about your desires and move only forward, my friend!

Happy birthday!

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Today you celebrate your birthday, and I want to congratulate you with such fervor that my congratulations will burn in your fire of passion and sexuality.

I wish you hugs and affection, kissing and spinning in a whirlwind of passion, while you are in the pleasant company of your close friends and partners.

Feel free to express your love and remain sincere in your enjoyment. May your life be saturated with your wonderful talent and vivid emotions, happy birthday, my most vulgar and charming friend!

Today you celebrate your birthday, and I want to congratulate you in a way that you will never forget in your life. I wish you diversity in your sex life, new impressions and sensations, and resourcefulness in your melancholy moments.

May your life become even brighter and more unrestrained present moment. May all your talent manifest itself and allow you to reach new heights among your close friends and partners.

Happy birthday my sexy and unique friend!

My dear friend, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you incendiary and vulgar. I wish you not to stop there, again and again discovering new facets of your sexuality and enjoying every moment.

I sincerely hope that you will find a person who will share your most intimate desires and passions. May they be sharper and brighter with each new year.

So let's raise our glasses to our indiscreet and unrestrained friendship, happy birthday, my most depraved friend!

Today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you with the sweetest words I can find. I wish you the sharpness of feelings, hobbies and pleasures, as well as many intimate and vulgar moments that make life special.

Maybe you will find a partner who will share your desires, and then your love will already take first place in your life. Let your life be filled with beautiful moments of the virtual and real world, let's make and have fun together for many more years!

Happy birthday my very nice and sexy friend!

Today I join your close friends to wish you a happy birthday. I want to wish you that your adventures and hobbies are truly magnificent and exciting, and that your moods are positive and cheerful.

Let your life be rich and bright, like flowers in a meadow, and your impressions - unusual and exciting. I want to wish you an unusual and pleasant experience with your close friends and partners.

Happy birthday, my very pleasant and cheerful friend!

Today you celebrate your birthday, and I sincerely wish you happiness, good luck and success in all your endeavors and adventures. I wish you that your pleasures be carefree and full of pleasant sensations and joys.

May your life be saturated with the same pleasant and vulgar moments that you experience today. I really appreciate your originality and audacity, and I hope our friendship will remain as bright and unusual as we know it.

Happy holiday, my very pleasant and funny friend!

Today is your birthday and I am happy to join close friends to congratulate you with the coolest and most fantastic words. I wish you real adventures, as well as unforgettable moments in your sex life.

Let your life be rich, and your experiences - cool and unusual, because it is our great journey into the unknown. Anniversaries are an excellent opportunity to plunge into the most pleasant sensations and joys of our sincere feelings.

Happy birthday my cool and gorgeous friend!

Today you celebrate your birthday, and I want to congratulate you with really cool and vulgar words. I wish you real passion and joy in life, as well as inexhaustible intelligence and thrills.

May your adventures be the most reckless and unforgettable in every way, and your emotions be saturated with unforgettable moments with your close friends and lovers.

Happy birthday, my cool and very sexy friend!

Today you celebrate your birthday, and I want to congratulate you with the coolest and most original words. I wish you to find yourself a partner who can share all your pleasures and multiple sensations.

Let your adventures be open and unrestrained, and your experience will be cooler than ever. I sincerely wish you success and prosperity in all your endeavors, as well as continuous development in your sexual life.

Happy birthday, my cool and unique friend!