How to congratulate a man on his birthday: tips and ideas

Ladies and gentlemen, today we are celebrating another triumphant victory, but due to the coronavirus we will not be able to adequately celebrate in our company.

But that doesn't mean you won't get themed gifts and funny anecdotes. After all, I congratulate you on your birthday, your best friend, in whose life a vulgar joke is the best cure for depression and grief!

But please don't get mad if not all the guests have written Black Allen's marketing greetings for you about how exciting you are, or if they haven't shipped oversized sluts that have already become popular.

Well, I will finally express one unusual wish - I wish our birthday man an abundance of joy along with the only one wandering somewhere in the global network.

And if you find it, get it!

Dear birthday man, I would like to congratulate you without unnecessary jokes and antics, but ... Without this post and without drunken glass, it’s hard to live in the world, right?

So accept from us, friends and colleagues, extraordinary wishes, from which you can really lift your spirits. Do not forget that over the years our experience only increases, but your ability to vulgarity decreases.

Therefore, take advantage of your little happiness and get an endless stream of aesthetic pleasure. All the best! But first of all, you!

Comrades and ladies, today is our honor and pride - the birthday of our friend, colleague and fighter all rolled into one! But I know that you are all waiting here not for my loud introduction, but for vulgar words and thoughts that you can send to friends in the chat.

I'm not going to speak in this format, but I can treat you, some kind of congratulations on special alcohol. Uncles, it is not forbidden to drink! But the wife legally obliges to congratulate her husband, if only in order not to forget about the forced message for the night of her birthday.

But study, being a man! Your example is bad, but at the start - today you are a real hero. Other men are not tall...

My dear, on this day you are in full bloom of strength and energy, and I want to wish you even more beauty and hot moments in your life. I cannot call you an ordinary man - you are beautiful in everything - both in communication and in bed.

Your body is infinitely attractive, and you really know how to show it effectively. I never cease to be amazed at your intelligence and skill in dealing with women.

You are a real find, and on this day I want to wish you even more beautiful moments with women that will help strengthen your erotic achievements. Once again, happy birthday, my significant man!

Birthday is the main day of the year for each of us. It is filled with warmth and love, but for you, my dear, it is also filled with heat and passion. My thoughts about you are constantly filled with real incredible passion, and your beautiful eyes will bewitch me every time I see them.

You are my fantasy, my dream, my misunderstanding and my little miracle. And on this day, I want to read you all the most beautiful vulgarities, like a bedtime story, and wish you more beautiful moments in your life associated with the same magnificent women like me.

My dear and beloved birthday boy! Today is your holiday, and I cannot leave you without a special congratulation, which sounds extremely unusual. I wouldn't like to use hackneyed phrases and ordinary prettiness, but honestly, I can't resist - you are the most beautiful man that can be in this world.

Your eyes are deep and bright, your smile is radiant, and in communication you are a real gentleman. You are an incredible coquette, and you have a powerful weapon - beautiful words that you say so that all the girls fall at your feet.

And on this special day, I want to wish you even more beautiful words and relationships that, with their depth, will bewitch not only the female half of our society.

My dear, you have been able to spend time beautifully with women for years. You are a terrific conversationalist, master of eroticism, and a known heartbreaker.

You give women many unforgettable moments and you know how to persuade even the most gloomy girls to various exciting escapades. On this day, I want to wish you happiness, true love and, of course, many new adventures.

Happy birthday!

My dear friend, I would like to wish you the most vulgar and passionate moments in your life. You know how to attract the attention of beautiful ladies, how to ignite their passion and how to coax you into offers that they were ready to reject from any other man. Your strength is in this, and today I wish you only the most profitable and interesting situations in this area.

Dear birthday man, how difficult it is to write such a congratulation! But I have a few words that I want to reveal to you. Today you are getting a year older, but for us, your friends, you will always be that same restless young man who manages to set new standards for sophisticated gentlemen in love and erotica.

Your vulgarity is a whole art, and on this day, with your relatives and friends, we wish you even more success in the world of love and attraction.

My dear friend, today is your birthday, and I can't help but remember all those funny and vulgar moments that we went through together. You have never been afraid to take risks and go against the current, and I am sure that this is your success.

Also, do not forget that you should always be on top and continue to surprise others. On this birthday, I wish you not only many new erotic adventures, but also creative success in all your endeavors!

Happy birthday!

Dear friend, you know how to enjoy life and give it to other people. Your vulgarity is your flyer, your nameplate and your banner ad. But do not forget that you must continue to develop and learn.

Life is a constant movement, and only by moving can you surprise and amaze again and again. I wish you not to stop there, but to continue to go your own way!

Dear birthday boy! Today is your birthday and I can't help but congratulate you. But this will not be an ordinary greeting. I want to wish you many new erotic adventures, that feeling of new feelings and experiences.

Life is diversity, and I wish you to feel it in its entirety. Do not stop there, do not be afraid of new meetings and passions. You deserve the best, and let all your erotic fantasies become a reality!

Dear friend, today you become a year older, but for me you will always remain the same naughty with unfading energy and the ability to excite to the extreme.

Life is not only the right decisions and serious reasoning, but also a portion of frantic fun and unbridled passion. I wish you that in your life there will be many moments when your vulgar and bold desires become the most desirable reality.

Happy birthday!

My dear, you have always been my best friend and the most important person in my life. I want to wish you on this birthday that you enjoy life to the maximum, be a happy and desirable man for all the ladies in your life.

You taught me a lot, and I love you for your ability to cheer up and ignite in any situation. Today, I wish you not only beautiful women, but also endless enthusiasm so that you can continue to live to the fullest and enjoy every moment.

Dear birthday boy! Today is your birthday and I can't help but congratulate you. May this day all your sexual fantasies become a reality, and your dreams of same-sex love will not remain just a dream.

Stay as fun and adventurous as ever, and never stop dazzling those around you with your goofy humor and colorful characters. Life is so short and you should use every moment to fulfill your wildest fantasies.

I wish you many new adventures and endless fun!

I know that our dirty humor sometimes scares others, but this does not mean that we should change or hide our true desires. You have always been my inspiration and teacher in many ways, and I want to wish you a happy birthday to the mother of all vulgarities, giving us endless opportunities for experimentation and entertainment.

I wish you to remain as extravagant and adventurous as you are and never cease to amaze us with your optimism and enthusiasm. Let it become clear to you that there is nothing more attractive than a keen interest in the world and people, and an incredible desire to try everything in the world.

Happy Birthday!

Dear friend, you have always been a person who is not afraid to go beyond the ordinary ideas of life. Your vulgarity and desire to try everything in the world attracts many people to you, and I am glad that we have been friends for so long.

On this birthday, I want to wish you that all your sexual fantasies become a vivid reality, and your desires become the main argument in any dispute. May your life be filled with love, passion and frantic fun, like yourself.

Happy birthday brother!

Dear birthday, on this special day, I sent a congratulation, which I hope will give you a smile and pleasure. You have always been one of my favorite people, and I want you to know that your vulgarity for me is not an obstacle in our friendship.

You manage to be both funny and attractive at the same time, and I wish you many new adventures and sexual experiments. May this day be the beginning of a new freedom and incendiary parties for you, and your beloved women will be jealous of each other to be near you.

Best wishes on your special day!

I wish your day to be colorful, multifaceted and extraordinarily cheerful! What a happy year for you!

Today is your day brother! Stay as sweet and cool as you are. Congratulations on the anniversary!

A man is wealth and strength, and you, like no one else, understand this! Happy Birthday!

I wish you this holiday to feel on top of the world, enjoy the sun, life and love!

Happy holiday, man! A real man, full of strength and passion, always ready for adventure and new discoveries!

You are not only kind, smart and talented, but also extremely sexy, do not forget about it, birthday boy!

Happy birthday, my friend, and I want to say that you make this world much brighter and more beautiful!

And today you definitely don’t fool around and get everything you want! Happy birthday and wish you pleasure without limits!

The hottest birthday wishes for you, man! I wish you boundless energy and passion for life!

A man is someone who is strong in appearance, but kind and affectionate in his soul. I congratulate you, man, on your birthday!

May this birthday be not only a holiday for you, but also a day when you look back at your life with pride and satisfaction!

I congratulate you, man, on this wonderful day! I wish you to remain a child in spirit and never lose your sense of humor!

Joy, happiness and endless love are the main components of happiness in life. I wish you all this and much, much more!

May every day of your life be filled with incredible adventures, breathtaking moments and lots of joy.

I wish that on this birthday you feel like a king, surrounded by affection and worship!

Today is your day! Dare, enjoy it and let your loved ones surround you with tenderness and care!

May your birthday be full of wonderful moments and unforgettable impressions! Congratulations on your holiday, man!

Congratulations on one of the most important days for men! Wishing you lots of fun, laughter and love!

On this day, men get everything they need: love, support and expensive gifts! Congratulations on your birthday!

In the seventies - as in twenty years! Eternal warmth in the heart and youthfulness of the soul - that's how it should be! Happy birthday my friend, and may every day be as magical as this one!

Today you are a year older and wiser, which means you should already have the best advice for us! Congratulations, man, happy birthday!

We need men, so you are our only one! Happy birthday, may all your dreams come true, and be always our hero!

So much work, so many troubles, but you overcame everything, and today we note that you are a real man! Happy birthday!

New Year is wonderful, and New Year and birthday are an indescribable feeling! Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts, man!

Today you are the coolest, most stylish and most beautiful, because you are the birthday boy! Happy birthday to you, friend!

Here comes your birthday! It's your holiday, so go ahead and celebrate it the way you like it!

You are our compass, our reliable guide, and today you are also a birthday boy! Congratulations, man, happy birthday!

Real men are always happy, and today you are even more real, because you are fifty! Happy anniversary brother!

Today is your birthday - celebrate, celebrate, man! Happiness, health, good luck and immense love to you!

Happy birthday macho! Today you have become a year older, but for me you will always be young and attractive.

Today is your special day, and I wish you many new discoveries and fun moments in your life. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, old doskach! Do not forget that vulgarity is not a crime, it is a lifestyle!

Dear birthday man, let this day be filled with only one desire - you and your beloved to be ahead of everyone!

Happy birthday, my favorite vulgar! I wish you even more sexual adventures and incredible fantasies!

Today is your birthday, and I'm looking forward to a few strong drinks to help us kick out all modest and reserved postures. You have always been one of those people who are not afraid to go beyond the usual ideas, and I really appreciate you for that.

Therefore, on this day, I wish you that your fantasies, dreams and desires will always be as original and vulgar as you are. Happy birthday, buddy!

Dear birthday boy, may this day be filled with jokes, fun and, of course, vulgarity! I know that you love to mess around and scroll through long texts with your friends about this topic, so I came up with some more passionate stories for you.

Do not forget that your soul is young and your ambitions are invincible! Happy birthday, creative person!

Happy Birthday Buddy! Today you have become a year older, but this does not mean that you should stop being vulgar and funny. You always knew how to find a fun solution to any problem, and on this day I wish you to continue your bright, crazy and sexy journey in life!

It's your birthday, and I couldn't help but write you this letter. You have always been a very special and original person, both in everyday life and in the bedroom.

But, more importantly, you are a real man with a capital M, who never loses faith in himself and his strength. I admire you, your judicious approach to problems, timely decisions that you make.

I wish you on this special day to continue to go your own way, absorbing all the impressions that surround us in life, and inventing something new and interesting.

Happy birthday, honey!

Today I wish you a happy birthday, dear! I would like to say that you mean a lot to me and I appreciate your presence in my life. You have always been my stronghold, a place where I can get advice or just talk and laugh.

But, besides this, you are also a very passionate and tireless lover. Yes, it sounds a little vulgar, but it's true. I wish you never lose that passion for life and be as funny and spiritual as you are today.

Happy birthday man of my life!

Dear friend, I can't help wishing you a Happy Birthday! On this special day, I want to wish you that all your desires and dreams come true, and that all your vulgar and funny thoughts do not lose their sharpness.

You have always been one of those people who are not afraid to express their feelings and emotions, even if it is a little unexpected for others. I am sure that you will continue to delight everyone with your unusual sense of humor and resourcefulness in creating pranks.

Happy birthday, my friend, I wish you mountains of love, good luck and seha!

Today is your birthday, friend! I want to congratulate you on this wonderful day filled with joy and laughter. You have always been one of those people who are not afraid of anything, even vulgarity and pranks.

I wish you to continue to be as witty and unusual, think outside the box and find solutions where others have already given up. You are a real master in vulgar jokes and curiosities, and I could not pass by without congratulating you on this day.

I wish you all the best and that your humor and vulgarity inspire you to new achievements! Happy birthday my friend!

On this wonderful birthday, man, I want to wish you all the best in life! I wish you that all your fantasies and thoughts are as vulgar and funny as you are.

I wish you that all your dreams and desires come true, but only those that will bring you and your loved ones pleasure! And while you are having fun, do not forget that there is such a thing as a measure in everything.

I mean, yes, you can be vulgar and unceremonious, but don't forget that your pranks can offend some people. So live with pleasure, man, and do not forget about balance.

Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday, my friend! I would like to wish you all the best in your life so that you continue to be as funny and restless as you are today.

You have always been able to find funny and unusual solutions to any problem, and I admire your creativity. I wish you that your vulgarity will always be on top, and people around you will suffer from your funny pranks and wit.

Happy birthday, buddy! Live and Enjoy Life!

Today I congratulate you, my friend, on such an important event in your life - your birthday! I know that you have always been a non-standard and creative person, as well as a master at creating dirty jokes.

I wish you to continue to go your own way, not paying attention to the opinions of others, and to think outside the box in all situations. But, of course, I can't help but wish you the further development of your vulgarity and humor, as this really makes you a unique and interesting person.

Happy birthday my friend and may all your dreams and wishes come true!

On this wonderful birthday, man, I want to wish you to be as original and non-standard as you are today. I have always admired your ability to think big and dream about everything that is possible.

In addition, you always knew how to find a way to express yourself in your own way, and this made you even more unique. But, of course, I can't help but mention your vulgar humor and the art of communicating with ladies.

I wish you to continue to maintain this spark in yourself, but do not forget that everything is in moderation! Happy birthday man of my life!

Dear friend, today is your birthday, and I cannot but congratulate you on this wonderful day! I know that you have always been an original and unconventional person, so I would like to wish you to continue on your own path, regardless of the opinions of others.

You have always been a great friend and caring person, and you were able to express your thoughts and emotions, even if it was a little vulgar. Therefore, I wish you the further flowering of your creative abilities and vulgar thoughts.

Happy birthday my friend!

Today I congratulate you, my friend, on a very important event in your life - Happy Birthday! I want to wish you all the best in life so that you continue to be the same soulful and sympathetic person that you are today.

Also, I would like to say that your vulgarity is just a little extra color to your personality and lifestyle. Therefore, I wish you to continue to be as vulgar and kind as you are today, and to reveal your inner world along with the people you love and respect.

Happy birthday my friend and all the best in life!

On this wonderful birthday, man, I would like to express my most sincere wishes to you! I know that you have always been a kind and sympathetic person, and also knew how to find a common language with any person.

May your life always be filled with love, joy and warmth, and may your vulgar humor color your life and the lives of others around you. Happy birthday and may God bless you for all your future days!

Today is your birthday, my friend, and I would like to congratulate you on this wonderful event in your life! I know that you have always been a sincere and sincere person, and also knew how to find funny and joyful in any situation.

Therefore, I wish you to continue to go your own way, not stopping there, and share your vulgarity with others, because a person without humor is a boring person.

Happy birthday my friend and may your life be filled with laughter and warmth!

Today I congratulate you, my friend, on your birthday! I know how much you like dirty jokes, so I decided to prepare a special greeting for you! You have always been a skillful storyteller and a cheerful person who never ceases to please those around you with your wonderful mood.

Therefore, my wishes for you on this birthday are even more vulgar jokes, even more smiles and joy, as well as health, wealth and all the best for you and your family!

Happy birthday, my vulgar friend, and may your humor never run dry!

On this wonderful birthday, man, I want to wish you all those dirty jokes that you only want to hear! I know that you have a special gift to turn any conversation in a vulgar way and make your friends laugh to tears.

Therefore, I wish you to continue to delight us with your vulgar fantasy, but do not forget that everything should be in moderation! Happy birthday my dirty friend!

Dear friend, today you celebrate your birthday! I want to congratulate you on this wonderful day and wish you a lot of health, happiness, wealth and, of course, even more dirty jokes!

I know that you have a special talent for telling stories and creating a unique atmosphere in any company. So continue to please us with your antics, and may all your dreams come true!

Happy birthday my friend!

On this wonderful birthday, man, I want to wish you all the best in life! You know how to appreciate the true bliss of life, and you always find moments for vulgar jokes and smirks.

Therefore, I want to wish you more laughter, joy and fun, as well as the fulfillment of all your cherished desires and dreams! Happy Birthday, and may this day bring you many pleasant emotions!

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I congratulate you, man, happy birthday! I never cease to be amazed at your ability to find the funny and hilarious in any situation. You are a real magician of vulgar humorous jokes and a master of smiles and laughter.

Therefore, my wishes for this day for you are more jokes, more love and strong friendships, as well as all the best in life! Happy Birthday!

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Today the main character is you, my friend! You and I have been going through life together for several years, and I never stop admiring your ability to create mood in any company!

You are a connoisseur of vulgar jokes and a master of communicating with people, so I want to congratulate you on this wonderful day and wish you even more vulgar jokes, a lot of fun and joy, fulfillment of your dreams and, of course, love and health!

Happy birthday!

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Dear friend, today you celebrate your birthday, and I want this day to be unforgettable and fun for you! You are a person who knows how to find humor in any situation, and this is certainly one of your qualities that we cherish.

Therefore, my wishes for you on this day are even more vulgar jokes, even more smiles and laughter, as well as health and happiness in your life! Celebrate your birthday with all your might and may it be the best of your life!

Greetings dear friend! Today, your personal ghost has cheered more than one million people in our unconcerned world! You are a true master of vulgar jokes and bright antics.

From kissing from the wall to half-naked dancing on the table, all your tricks remain in the memory of our friends and colleagues. Therefore, I want to sincerely congratulate you on your birthday and wish you a lot of joy, fun and, of course, a generous portion of vulgar jokes!

Drink a few toasts today in your honor and noisily celebrate this wonderful event!

Future hero of the day, another year has come, and you are growing older and smarter again. This day is your day, and I want to wish you a huge number of dirty jokes, a lot of love and happiness, health and prosperity!

You have always been a creative and bright person who knew how to amuse others, so don't change and continue to amaze us with your originality and humor.

Drink for a wonderful hero of the day, and let the gifts given to you be a reliable companion at night.

Dear birthday man, on this wonderful day, I want to wish you what you yourself consider the main thing in life. You know how to appreciate every moment and creatively find an approach to any situation, and thanks to this, you become a wonderful and original person for us.

Therefore, my wishes for this day are more vulgar jokes, more joy and smiles, a lot of well-known love and health! Celebrate your birthday properly and don't forget to surprise us with your uniqueness!

My dear friend, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you on this significant event! You have always been a charming and intelligent person who knew how to give out dirty jokes so naturally that no one even thought about their baseness.

Therefore, I want to wish you even more joy and fun on this day, a lot of love and health, and of course - an endless portion of vulgar jokes! Happy birthday, my friend, and may this day remain in your memory for a long time!

Today is a real day of celebration, because our beloved man is celebrating his birthday! We consider you not only a true friend, but also a true master of dirty jokes.

You always knew how to find a moment for a smile and light humor, and thanks to this, our communication was always pleasant and easy. Therefore, I want to congratulate you from my heart and wish you even more vulgar jokes in life, endless happiness and love, as well as health!

Happy birthday and may this day be the best of your life!

Dear friend, our congratulations on your birthday are far from simple words. We sincerely appreciate you, your humor and sometimes rude disposition, and therefore we want to wish you a lot of cool and vulgar jokes, unbridled fun and joy, as well as a huge amount of wonderful impressions on this day!

Indulge in all serious and do not forget that our friendship is not just words, but a real brotherhood! Happy Birthday, and may this day remain forever in your memory and hearts!

Today you become a year cooler, and this is a great reason to celebrate this day with noise and fun! You have always been a strong and self-confident person who knows how to come up with original vulgar jokes and find humor in the most unexpected situations.

Therefore, my wishes for you on this day are even more humor and fun, a lot of inspiration and, of course, health! Happy Birthday, and may this day be the coolest in your life, and all congratulations from us - the most original and vulgar!

Dear birthday boy, today you become a year cooler, and we could not miss this wonderful day and not congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts! You are a real man, a little man who can not only cope with complex tasks, but also create an easy atmosphere in any company due to his lively humor and the skill of vulgar jokes.

Therefore, my wishes are even more self-confidence, a huge number of vulgar jokes and an inexhaustible source of inspiration in life! Happy Birthday, and may this day be the brightest and most memorable in your life!