Universal:
Dear cousin Olga!
Today is your birthday, and I could not help but join those who congratulate you. But I want to wish you something special, for which you would forgive me.
I want to wish you to always remain as vulgar and free, as cheerful and open. Let men think about everything you have only in a good way, and every glance you meet reminds them of your obvious attractiveness.
Happiness to you, health and successful hunting!
Dear cousin Lyudmila!
Do you know what your name does in English? Ludmilla is “beloved”, and how much we and your friends love you, you know it! Well, today is your birthday, so double all your virtues!
Be charming, attractive, desired and loved. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart and wish you the same!
Gorgeous cousin Svetlana!
Farewell, senorita! Years do not spare anyone, but you, like yesterday, remain as sexy and attractive! No wonder your birthday is called the holiday of all the men around you.
Well, keep turning heads and winning hearts! Happiness, health and love for all time!
Beautiful:
Dear cousin Sasha!
When I think about you, my heart starts beating faster and I understand that I cannot remain silent on this beautiful day. Everything is fine on your birthday - your beautiful eyes, Christmas smile, slim figure and exciting manners.
It all makes people look at you and smile happily. So, my dear godfather, I want to wish you health, good spirits and new vivid impressions that have never been in your life before!
Everyone will be delighted with you, and you, of course, will be a sparkling star in any company!
My dear godfather Natalya!
Your birthday is an event that all our friends and acquaintances have learned to enjoy. Your name causes admiration and a sinking heart, and your beauty makes men turn dizzily after you on the street.
On this day, I want to wish you that your spiritual addictions never wane, and that you continue to be promising and self-confident. May this year your life be filled with new romantic relationships, adventures and bright personalities that will make a strong impression on you!
Dear cousin Anna!
Today is the birthday of our most beautiful, sensual and hot godfather! I sincerely want to wish you that all your wishes come true and dreams become reality.
Let your hot kisses, touches and hugs leave a mark in the hearts and be remembered for many years! Be always the same beautiful, passionate and alluring, and never lose your charm and elegance!
In your own words:
My dear little lady Masha!
On your birthday, on which you look especially chic and seductive, I want to wish you the fulfillment of all your wildest and most sensual fantasies. May your life be filled with love, passion, high-impact foreign artists and men after a real teenage romance.
And in order to achieve this, do not forget to please your partner with a smile and femininity - all this will only add naturalness and romance to your relationship!
I wish you voluptuous nights and grateful sighs in bed. Thank God that you can’t choose a godfather - I definitely chose the sexiest and most beautiful in the world!
My beloved godmother Katyusha!
On this special day, when your eyes sparkle with joy and your skin lights up with red spots of embarrassment, I cannot help expressing my spiritual well-being and pleasure to you. I wish you on this day to try on the most elegant and at the same time seductive outfits that will emphasize your femininity and beauty. And of course, let this day be filled with romantic atmosphere that will make you feel like a princess in your own kingdom!
My beautiful cousin Lena!
Congratulations on your birthday! I want to wish you bright, joyful emotions, as well as quivering moments with your beloved man, who will be by your side on this special day.
Happiness, love, pleasure and, of course, hot kisses! I think you will like my gift. Sweet and tender - feel free to open!
In prose:
Dear cousin Irina!
Today you celebrate your birthday, and I want it to be the most sincere and entertaining for you! I congratulate you on your mature age and wish your beauty, intelligence and wisdom to be as incomparable as French buns in the Red Square Bakery!
May you succeed in making all your dreams come true and find a true man among the crowd of shy and timid guys to show them your cheerfulness and grace!
Do not forget to smile and enjoy every minute of life and problems will be resolved, and friends will be added.
Dear cousin Elena!
Your birthday is a day that cannot be left without attention and pleasant comments! Over the years of acquaintance, you have already managed to please me with your incredible beauty, cheerfulness and pleasant communication.
Therefore, today I want to wish you that your energy and fun do not run out over the years, and that your intellectual life stretches for many, many years.
Let your partner be well-read in all Latin and world classics, and in bed, remember and encourage each other for a long time.
Dear cousin Tatyana!
Today you celebrate your birthday, and I can't stay away from this wonderful event. I want to wish you endless happiness, love, prosperity and, of course, vivid impressions.
Let your life be filled with passion and sensuality, and you yourself will remain as beautiful and alluring for many, many years! Do not forget to do what gives you pleasure and joy, because it always affects your general mood and emphasizes your attractiveness and cheerfulness more clearly!
Cool:
Dear little Katyusha!
Today you celebrate your birthday, and I cannot but congratulate you on this wonderful event in your life! I wish you that your life is filled with bright colors, savory tastes and exciting smells.
So that your messages are as fat as the caverns in the grottoes of a textile museum, and once again obviously resonant, like a Byzantine disease among nuns.
Also, do not forget to please your men with your femininity and grace, so that they look at you with dizziness and consider themselves the happiest guys in the world!
With coming!
Little Christina!
Today is your birthday and I can't help but express my love and respect to you! You live like every day is your last chance to enjoy life and get everything you love!
I wish you that your desires will always come true, that you will always be the brightest and most extraordinary in the world, and your vulgar men only stick at you instead of being searched under an interrogative mode!
Well, in the meantime, you are with us, be cheerful, cheerful and buzz for any reason! Do not forget that we are always with you and are ready to share with you all your joys and sorrows!
Hello, the most vulgar and unforgettable cousin of Mary!
Let me share my congratulations on this wonderful day for such a vulgar and piquant lady! I want to wish you to always be the sexiest and most attractive in the room, so that everyone is worried when you are in the building.
May there be many sources of energy and passion in your life, as well as many fulfilled desires and pleasures! And as they say, "Beware of the evil eye" - may you always be in the know and know how to behave in any situation!
Happy birthday!
Free:
Dear cousin Nastenka!
It sounds a little trivial, but still today is your birthday, and I can't help but share my mood with you! I wish you to be as irresistible and sexy as a hackneyed shawarma stand in a monkey market.
So that success, luck, prosperity and love always accompany you in life, as well as many bright, unusual adventures that will be remembered for a lifetime!
Also, I cannot but wish you to be as soft and fluffy as the Fedya Bear soft toy, which I give you on this significant day! Happy birthday, dear lady!
Hello dear little Vera!
I know that you do not like platitudes, so this congratulatory text will be the most unusual, vulgar and funny in your life! On this significant day, I wish you success in all your endeavors, endless happiness, love and heaps of orgasms so that you are filled with all the strength for the down season.
May your life be as bright and eventful as twilight in the Chicago Museum of Art! And I also want to wish you real pleasure and love in all its manifestations - from medicines to broken dishes in cultural cooking!
May your days be filled with warmth, laughter and excellent shots!
Dear godfather Marina!
Today is your birthday and I just have to wish you all the best! I wish you endless happiness, love and good luck in all your endeavors. May you succeed in making your wildest dreams and desires come true, and may your men be as happy and contented as your stomach in your favorite pizza!
But most importantly - be the most vulgar and sexy godfather in the area, who is able to win hearts and minds with her amazing charisma and charm! You deserve only the best, so on this holiday I wish you a really great rest and get everything you want!
Short:
Happy birthday, dear cousin! I wish you to experience all the emotions that you have been waiting for a long time. Enjoy life and love!
Kumochka, today your wettest dreams are becoming a reality! Celebrate your birthday the way you like.
Dear godfather, on this special day, I wish you variety and new experiences in one of the most important areas of your life!
Kuma, you are the most sexy and seductive! Celebrate your birthday the way you like - and don't forget to share your sexy adventures.
Kumochka, birthday is the day when you can afford all those things that you used to be embarrassed about! Celebrate and enjoy!
Happy birthday, little one! I wish you to fully enjoy all the charms of life, including sexual ones.
On this birthday, I wish you ecstasy and pleasure, kuma! You deserve only the very best.
Today the whole world is yours, godfather! Celebrate your birthday the way you want and don't forget all your most forbidden wishes!
Today you can afford everything you dream of! Birthday is the time to enjoy, kuma.
Showers of affection and passion, the twinkling of male eyes, a sea of tenderness and pleasure - this is all that I wish you on your birthday, little lady!
Happy birthday, little one! I wish you to get all the goodies that you dream of, and much more.
Little lady, celebrate your birthday properly! May your life be filled with happiness, love and many orgasms!
Today is the best opportunity to relax and enjoy sexual fantasies. Celebrate, dear!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin! May your life be full of love and passion, and on your birthday - sexual pleasures and sensations.
Birthday is your holiday, and you are the queen yourself! On this day, you should enjoy and enjoy life.
Kuma, happy birthday to you! You deserve all the warm hugs and kisses you can get.
Today you are the most beautiful and sexy woman in the world! Let all men bow before your beauty.
Today is such a day, dear, when you can make wishes! Well, if you also make vulgar wishes, then I wish that they do not come true only in dreams!
Happy birthday, darling! May all wishes come true at any price - the main thing is that the price is acceptable.
Congratulations, little one! I wish you to receive everything that you want, and calmly endure everything that you receive.
Happy birthday, godmother! I wish that all your desires come true as often as your vulgar thoughts.
With humor:
Dear little lady, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you and play a prank on you at the same time! I wish you firm and lasting decisions, like adopting a bear in a zoo!
And then your life will become as bright and rich as a fruit salad of strawberries, pineapple and ... cheesecakes! Give yourself the right to have fun, love adventures and everything you want on this holiday, even if it went and unexpected!
Happy birthday, dear cousin! I wish that your life guide was directed only towards happiness and pleasure!
Happy birthday, dear lady! I wish you tenderness, affection and stroking - not only animals, but also men! May your life be filled with happiness, love and dirty jokes!
And if someone asks you how many candles you blew out, say you don't know, because these years only add charm and femininity to you!
Happy birthday to my dear little one! I wish you that your birthday will be filled with a whole bunch of emotions, from funny food adventures and Cupid's arrows, to unforgettable memories and vulgar harassment! Let your men shower you with gifts, flowers and compliments, but you, like a true kamikaze, will be ready for new exploits and victories!
Touching:
Dear little lady, today is your birthday and I want to wish you the very best! I wish you to always remain the same sexy and strong-willed, even a wave of trouble!
Let your men surround you with caress and tenderness, but also do not forget about dirty jokes and sexual games, because they will only decorate your life!
I wish you love, happiness and, of course, vulgar romantic adventures, real men and wild passion! Happy birthday, my dear cousin!
Dear godfather, today you become one year older and wiser, but your youth and beauty remain unchanged! May this year be for you a year of satisfaction, harmony and vulgar thoughts!
I wish you to find your love or contract for yourself those whom you consider attractive! Let your heart, like a huge magnet, attract to you only the best men who are ready to do anything for your smile and desires.
Dear little lady, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you on this significant day! I wish you a sea of love, happiness and, of course, vulgar fantasies, because such thoughts in your head are wonderful, and you can’t do without them!
I also wish you a lot of affection, tenderness and attention, because you deserve it! Give yourself the right to vulgarity and relaxation for this day, and let your every day be joyful and satisfying.
Funny:
Dear little lady, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you on this wonderful event! I wish you a lot of laughter, jokes and, of course, vulgar fantasies!
May your good health allow you to respond to the passing flocks of guys waiting for you around the corner! But do not forget that your beauty and charm are your main means of allowing you to live in complete happiness and pleasure!
Happy birthday, godfather! May this day become for you a real holiday not only of your birth, but also of your life!
Happy birthday, dear lady! Let them give you a lot of flowers, chocolate and gifts, as well as husbands and be presented with a wonderful vice in our company!
Let the kisses be long and passionate, and the tongues crackle from quick answers to all obscene questions! I wish you an endless amount of vulgar and obscene conversations, vivid emotions and success on the personal and professional fronts!
Happy birthday, my beloved cousin! I wish you an endless amount of dirty jokes and obscene answers to all the questions of life! Let your romantic fantasies come true at 100%, and let men follow you with their heads and hearts!
Do not be upset because of a couple of extra candles on the cake, because your return turns you into a real goddess of vulgarity and passion! May this day be filled with smiles, laughter and, of course, sex!
Original:
Dear little lady, today is your birthday, and I want to wish you many original adventures and non-standard decisions in life! May you enjoy the smoked ham excavator, and when he comes this day, may you try him as soon as you can!
I wish you always go your own way and live life to the fullest, regardless of the opinions of others, and also organize sex parties with many fans at the InterContinental Hotel, where you will urinate in the jacuzzi and drink coconut cocktails!
Happy birthday, my dear, and may the flame of your desire burn even brighter!
Happy birthday, my beloved cousin! I wish you many amazing and original gifts that will match your unique character and beautiful personality! Let men like you run one after another on the battlefield to show you their love and devotion!
May you wake up every morning in the arms of your really strong and determined man, who is ready to please you in all bed games and will allow you to fulfill all your dreams!
Dear little lady, today is your birthday and I want to wish you the very best! I wish you not only vulgar fantasies and obscene adventures, but also that you always remain true to yourself and live your life to the fullest!
Let your attractiveness bring you only joy and happiness, and frank confessions of men - an additional bonus! I wish you many wonderful and memorable moments in your life, and may every next day bring you even more joy!
Soul:
Dear little lady, today is your birthday and I want to express my best wishes to you! I wish you to always remain as open, free and smart, and never stop using your humor and talent at all times of your life!
And even if your spiritual conversations take a vulgar turn, everyone knows that this is done without evil and harmful sincerity, only to amuse people!
You have always been and will remain our beloved godfather, and we will love you until the end of time and until our next vulgar conversation! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear lady! I wish you to always keep your spiritual qualities that you possess! Your kindness, sense of humor and ability to truly listen to people make you a real gem that we all love and appreciate!
And even if your conversations sometimes take a vulgar turn, we know that all this is done out of good intentions and in order to make it fun and interesting around you!
I wish you many happy moments in your life and many men, each of whom will try to please you in their own way, set up the nightlife!
Dear little lady, today is your birthday, and I want to congratulate you on this wonderful event! I wish you much health, happiness, love and good luck in everything you do!
May your life be filled with warmth, love and wonderful moments that will not make you bored! And even if your spiritual conversations take a clearly vulgar turn, let this turn leave only a pleasant impression for you, and encourage men to wish you to eat much more chocolate!
Joking:
Dear little lady, today is your birthday, and I want to wish you a lot of joy and good luck! I wish you to remain as playful and cheerful as before, and never cease to delight us with your vulgar jokes!
And if men direct their lustful glances at you, then this only adds to your attractiveness and charm! Happy birthday, my precious godfather, and may your life be filled with sweet moments, smiles and vulgar adventures!
Happy birthday, my beloved cousin! I wish you many smiles, warmth and love in your life, as well as many men who will be ready to fulfill all your vulgar desires!
And even if your pranks take an unexpected turn and people cannot remain indifferent to you, we all know that you do all this without evil and harmful sincerity, just to amuse people!
I wish you a lot of luck and many sweet moments in your life, which will always be filled with jokes and smiles!
My dear little lady, today you are a year older, but we all know that you have always been and will remain our young beauty! I wish you to remain as energetic and full of strength as before, and do not stop turning the heads of men around you!
And if your pranks are rapidly taking a vulgar turn, and men cannot take their eyes off, then this only adds to your charm and attractiveness! Happy birthday, my treasure, and may your life be full of jokes and smiles!
For sms:
My chic handbag, today is your birthday, and I could not remain indifferent! I wish you many happy moments in life, a lot of love and good luck in all your endeavors!
And let all your conversations be directed only to chat on vulgar topics! May the men around you always be satisfied and ready to fulfill all your sincere and vulgar desires!
Happy birthday, my little lady, and may there always be only happy moments in your life, many smiles and a lot of chocolate in your petitions!
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Congratulations, my charming little lady, on your birthday! I wish you a lot of love, happiness and good luck in life, as well as many men who will be ready to fulfill all your vulgar desires!
And do not forget to use your talent and humor in everyday life so that people always feel fun and interesting next to you! Happy birthday, my pretty little lady, and may only the youngest and handsomest men present you today!
📱 Sms count: 6
It's strange that there are no earthquakes in the world today, because it's your birthday, little lady! I wish you a lot of love, happiness and fun, as well as many men who will be ready to fulfill all your vulgar desires!
And may your vulgar jokes always be directed only at humanitarian objects - men who are ready to frown and show you their eggplant! Happy birthday my sunny lady!
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Long:
Dear little lady, your birthday is your day of pleasures, pleasures and adventures! I wish you to continue your campaigns and always remain the same vulgar and desirable!
You are distinguished by extraordinary willpower, and I can’t even imagine how you cope with all this! I wish you to become even more attractive and irresistible, so that men always stand in line to satisfy all your desires!
Happy birthday to you, little girl, and may everything come true, what you dream about!
My magnificent handbag, today is your day of great joy and celebration! I sincerely wish you that all your vulgar insinuations become an absolute reality, so that you can find yourself the most wonderful men who will be ready to obey you in everything!
You are the best in your business, and everything is subject to you! Happy birthday, little lady, and may all men be in love with you!
My favorite chick! Today is your birthday and I want to wish you something special! I wish you to continue your vulgar following, so that men are always ready to satisfy all your desires!
You are like a queen in the world of pleasures, and do not lose this amazing talent of yours! Happy birthday to you and may all your wishes come true!
Pleasant:
My beautiful little one! Today is your birthday, and I want to wish you to always remain as beautiful and desirable as on the first day of our acquaintance!
I wish you many men who will be ready to satisfy all your vulgar desires and fantasies! You deserve only the best, and I wish you to always stay in the zone of comfort and abundance!
Happiness, love and good luck in all endeavors!
My sweet chick! Today is your birthday, and I wish you to always remain as beautiful and juicy as your favorite fruit! I wish you many men who will be ready to fulfill all your vulgar whims so that you can fully enjoy all the delights of life!
Being a godfather means being happy, and I wish you never stop there! May your life be filled with happiness, love and good luck!
My beautiful cousin! Today is your birthday and I can't miss this wonderful occasion to remind you how beautiful and attractive you are! I wish you not one man who will be ready to fulfill all your vulgar desires, but many men who will be ready to give themselves to you with pleasure!
Happiness, love and good luck in all endeavors!
Cool:
My favorite cousin! Today is your birthday, and I can't help but congratulate you in the coolest, most stylish and vulgar style! You are a real goddess of seduction, and in your presence, men are unable to resist.
I wish you only the sexiest and most desirable men who will be ready to fulfill all your vulgar desires and fantasies. You deserve only the best and the coolest!
May your life be filled with love, luck and adventure, and may the men around you remain happy and contented at all times!
My beautiful little one! Today is your birthday, and I can't help but congratulate you in the coolest and most vulgar style! You are loved by many men, and your body is a real feast for all the eyes that fall on it!
I would like to wish you only the most passionate and desirable men who will be ready to satisfy all your desires and fantasies! Let your life be filled with bright colors, sensations and pleasures!
My godfather, today is your birthday, and I can't miss the opportunity to congratulate you in the most vulgar style! You are a real goddess of temptation, and your body seems to be created in order to conquer men's hearts!
I wish you an incredible number of men who will be ready to satisfy all your vulgar desires and fantasies! May every day be filled with prosperity, voluptuousness and happiness!
Description of the topic Vulgar birthday greetings to a kuma: This topic deals with an unusual and not always acceptable way of congratulating a kuma on his birthday, associated with the use of indecent expressions or funny anecdotes. However, it is worth remembering that using this approach can cause dissatisfaction and even resentment of the birthday person, so it is better to refrain from vulgar congratulations in favor of more traditional and respectful forms of congratulations.